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sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 11:32 PM

Over here they cost 150 bucks..... but i think its bullshit because julia blue needs to get 54 guys tested, and they won't even give her bulk pricing

Shoehorn! · 09-17-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Over here they cost 150 bucks..... but i think its bullshit because julia blue needs to get 54 guys tested, and they won't even give her bulk pricing

sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 11:34 PM

hey i think i just made a yo mama joke..

"yo mama such a slut, the paternity clinic gives her bulk discounts"

Shoehorn! · 09-17-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

hey i think i just made a yo mama joke..

"yo mama such a slut, the paternity clinic gives her bulk discounts"

HAHAHA, genius.

Julia Blue · 09-17-2005, 11:38 PM

nevermind, i know whos it is now... came out wearing an eyepatch and a budgie on his shoulder

Shoehorn! · 09-17-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Julia Blue

nevermind, i know whos it is now... came out wearing an eyepatch and a budgie on his shoulder

Wilfred Brimley?

Julia Blue · 09-17-2005, 11:40 PM

however, he was also carrying a shoe horn and also knew how to play the drum solo in smells like teen spirit.. so it could also be shoehorns... i'm guessing it was during the Double penetration with him and chio and the sperm combined and joined a super sperm or something..

someone wanna send me some traffic?

Shoehorn! · 09-17-2005, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Julia Blue

however, he was also carrying a shoe horn and also knew how to play the drum solo in smells like teen spirit.. so it could also be shoehorns... i'm guessing it was during the Double penetration with him and chio and the sperm combined and joined a super sperm or something..

someone wanna send me some traffic?

Let it be known that our peninses never touched.

lazycash · 09-18-2005, 12:54 AM

Hit up Maury Povich and make it sound interesting and he'll invite you on his show to do a free paternity test.

sonofsam · 09-18-2005, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Hit up Maury Povich and make it sound interesting and he'll invite you on his show to do a free paternity test.

the stage isn't big enough for 54 potential fathers

unless they stacked the potential fathers ontop of eachother Tetris style

Tat2Jr · 09-18-2005, 03:49 AM

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Nismo · 09-18-2005, 12:24 PM

IT AINT MY BABY!

Gungadin · 09-18-2005, 12:27 PM

The correct answer:

Paternity tests cost WAY less than 18 years of child support

Makingcoin · 09-18-2005, 12:36 PM

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tranza · 09-18-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

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Theo The Theologian · 09-18-2005, 08:37 PM

Sam, and Shoehorn in one thread. It's comedy overload.

tristan_D · 09-19-2005, 05:50 PM

I am not really aware of the particulars of paternity tests. How soon will you be able to get the result?

09-17-2005, 11:32 PM	#1
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