Shemp - GoFuckYourself.com

WarChild · 09-16-2005, 06:34 PM

Still having problems with email and now I'm in Costa Rica it's more difficult to get a clean telephone line to call you.

I made my protection payment for this month, it's in your epassporte. Please don't send the goons.

Thanks

tony286 · 09-16-2005, 06:37 PM

no satellite phone? lol

pr0 · 09-16-2005, 06:41 PM

shemp needs to speak with the leader first

CaptainHowdy · 09-16-2005, 06:42 PM

Hola como esta, senior?

the Shemp · 09-16-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Still having problems with email and now I'm in Costa Rica it's more difficult to get a clean telephone line to call you.

I made my protection payment for this month, it's in your epassporte. Please don't send the goons.

Thanks

got the cash, WarChild...thanks

ps, its raining here...

TexasDreams · 09-16-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

shemp needs to speak with the leader first

Shemp IS the leader in my book!

the Shemp · 09-16-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Shemp IS the leader in my book!

congrats on your new job, TD...GFY needs an engineer on board

TexasDreams · 09-16-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

congrats on your new job, TD...GFY needs an engineer on board

I'm just hoping that I don't wreck the train!

WarChild · 09-16-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

got the cash, WarChild...thanks

ps, its raining here...

No problem and thank you.

It's rainy season here, but it's been quite dry for it. If it makes you feel better about the upcoming cold weather there, I can fed ex you some good coffee.

pr0 · 09-16-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Shemp IS the leader in my book!

shhhhh

the Shemp · 09-17-2005, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

shhhhh

i think the Leader took an early retirement when he found out that TGPs needed brokers to sell spots.....

WarChild · 09-17-2005, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

i think the Leader took an early retirement when he found out that TGPs needed brokers to sell spots.....

Oh shit, was paying you a mistake? Am I supposed to be seeking out a broker? I kind of like dealing with the site owner personally, but that's just me.

the Shemp · 09-17-2005, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Oh shit, was paying you a mistake? Am I supposed to be seeking out a broker? I kind of like dealing with the site owner personally, but that's just me.

no son, you did the right thing, ALL the money goes in the shemps pocket

sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 03:23 AM

i wanna pay the shemp.. what are you selling? i wanna buy it!

the Shemp · 09-17-2005, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i wanna pay the shemp.. what are you selling? i wanna buy it!

we offer our FREE preferred submit account holders the option to upgrade to a very high placement on the page, with a guarantee of being listed... i dont advertise it, its only available to the current account holders...

sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

we offer our FREE preferred submit account holders the option to upgrade to a very high placement on the page, with a guarantee of being listed... i dont advertise it, its only available to the current account holders...

any acceptions for vancouverites?

WarChild · 09-17-2005, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

no son, you did the right thing, ALL the money goes in the shemps pocket

Here's an interesting fact:

As far as pricing goes on paid partner accounts, Shemp pricing is roughly equal to Video-post and Worldsex/Al4a partner accounts.

Worldsex has been the biggest return on investment for me, but there's no guarantee to be listed. That means I have to work extra hard to make sure I get listed. Even with the extra effort, it's still the biggest pay off. I have multiple accounts on these sites.

A very, very, very close second is Shemp traffic. By volume it's significantly less. By sales though, it's always within about 20% variance with World Sex. The difference here is that it's guaranteed. I get to post galleries with 3 movies instead of being required to have four, and I can use pretty much any sponsor I like. I was very, very shocked at these results. When I used to have a free partner account, I didn't see anywhere near the resulsts. I was skeptical when I first bought, but I'm convinced now.

Shemp traffic is as good as gold.

the Shemp · 09-17-2005, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

any acceptions for vancouverites?

you will need a reference, maybe you can get Webgurl or Shortbread to vouch for you..

WarChild · 09-17-2005, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

you will need a reference, maybe you can get Webgurl or Shortbread to vouch for you..

You know, I'll probably regret this, but I admire this kid's balls. I'll vouch for him, for a silver one submit a day account.

Sam: Fuck me and it's on, but you know that. Now make some cash

sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

You know, I'll probably regret this, but I admire this kid's balls. I'll vouch for him, for a silver one submit a day account.

Sam: Fuck me and it's on, but you know that. Now make some cash

thanks buddy

my word is solid, i never fuck anybody...

the Shemp · 09-17-2005, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

You know, I'll probably regret this, but I admire this kid's balls. I'll vouch for him, for a silver one submit a day account.

Sam: Fuck me and it's on, but you know that. Now make some cash

okay, im in....sam, email me...

sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

okay, im in....sam, email me...

email addy?

also what info would you like me to include in the email?

the Shemp · 09-17-2005, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

email addy?

also what info would you like me to include in the email?

just find my email and send me a note saying you want an account. (its a test)

sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

just find my email and send me a note saying you want an account. (its a test)

well yah obviously i found the email on the rates page, but didn't know if that was your name or if you had a bunch of people on the team etc.... okay i'll shoot an email over right now, thanks

WarChild · 09-17-2005, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

thanks buddy

my word is solid, i never fuck anybody...

Don't let me down. Remember, Shemp has the strictest rules of almost any site. Do not auto submit, and double check every gallery. No popups on your sponsor, he hates that.

the Shemp · 09-17-2005, 04:13 AM

okay, ive sent the application to Sam.
Warchild, thanks for the endorsement of our traffic
im off to catch some Z's

sonofsam · 09-17-2005, 04:16 AM

thanks to both of you

WarChild · 09-17-2005, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

okay, ive sent the application to Sam.
Warchild, thanks for the endorsement of our traffic
im off to catch some Z's

Hey one more thing, I have a real good friend who got back in to galleries. I'd like to get him an account, even if I have to pay for it. Can you email me [email protected] so I can give you details? I'd consider it a personal favor and it would warm my heart.

09-16-2005, 06:34 PM	#1
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Shemp Still having problems with email and now I'm in Costa Rica it's more difficult to get a clean telephone line to call you. I made my protection payment for this month, it's in your epassporte. Please don't send the goons. Thanks __________________ .

09-16-2005, 06:41 PM	#3
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	shemp needs to speak with the leader first __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

09-17-2005, 03:23 AM	#14
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i wanna pay the shemp.. what are you selling? i wanna buy it! __________________ I like turtles.

09-17-2005, 04:13 AM	#26
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	okay, ive sent the application to Sam. Warchild, thanks for the endorsement of our traffic im off to catch some Z's __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

09-17-2005, 04:16 AM	#27
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	thanks to both of you __________________ I like turtles.

09-16-2005, 06:37 PM	#2
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	no satellite phone? lol

09-16-2005, 06:42 PM	#4
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,575	Hola como esta, senior?