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Shaddam IV · 09-12-2005, 11:32 AM

i can feel the divorce coming on.
she's got no more use for me...

Juicy D. Links · 09-12-2005, 11:33 AM

dont worry , the vibrator was a Decoy i was there in the basement with her

pornstar2pac · 09-12-2005, 11:33 AM

this is true

gangbangjoe · 09-12-2005, 11:33 AM

if i was you i would be concerned about your ability to sexually please a woman

Juicy D. Links · 09-12-2005, 11:34 AM

i must also say she has a really tight n moist vagina

pornstar2pac · 09-12-2005, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

dont worry , the vibrator was a Decoy i was there in the basement with her

she's a tranny

MikeyFingaz · 09-12-2005, 11:35 AM

spend less time kicking your dog, and more time learning how to fuck proper and ya wont have that problem

Shaddam IV · 09-12-2005, 11:35 AM

My wife has been saying that she's going to leave me for about three years now. This is an improvement from when she said she was going to stab me with a chef's knife while I slept. You think I would be better off if she left ?

gangbangjoe · 09-12-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

My wife has been saying that she's going to leave me for about three years now. This is an improvement from when she said she was going to stab me with a chef's knife while I slept. You think I would be better off if she left ?

if this is all lied : you have some serious issues

if this is all true : you have some even bigger issues

Jarmusch · 09-12-2005, 11:36 AM

You might wanna consider start taking Viagra.

Gungadin · 09-12-2005, 11:37 AM

Pics????

mortenb · 09-12-2005, 11:46 AM

If the quality of your lovemaking is as bad as the quality of your posts, then who can blame her?

Kard63 · 09-12-2005, 11:51 AM

Sorry to hear that man.

Shaddam IV · 09-12-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Kard63

Sorry to hear that man.

thanks bro.

fl_prn_str · 09-12-2005, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

dont worry , the vibrator was a Decoy i was there in the basement with her

MetaMan · 09-12-2005, 03:31 PM

ya i fucked her in the ass.

QuaWee · 09-12-2005, 03:38 PM

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Doctor Dre · 09-12-2005, 03:47 PM

Why don't you just get rid of her ?

Fred Quimby · 09-12-2005, 03:50 PM

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phonesex · 09-12-2005, 03:53 PM

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Bugbee · 09-12-2005, 03:57 PM

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leedogg · 09-12-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

if i was you i would be concerned about your ability to sexually please a woman

Coming from someone called Gangbang Joe you sure seem to care about females getting satisfaction out of sex!

zentz · 09-12-2005, 04:23 PM

well than buy her a new bigger one at least...

je_rome · 09-12-2005, 06:45 PM

just dump her. or maybe no need coz she's about to dump you.

sevent1 · 09-12-2005, 06:56 PM

hide the vibrator's batteries

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tranza · 09-12-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

if i was you i would be concerned about your ability to sexually please a woman

yeah, that's true! maybe the problem is not with her

fitzmulti · 09-12-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GigaBugbee

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LOL!

09-12-2005, 08:12 PM

I'd think that it's time to get those divorce papers ready. Hopefully you signed a prenup, because she sounds pissed.

Spunky · 09-12-2005, 08:14 PM

That doesn't surprise me at all

MandyBlake · 09-12-2005, 08:17 PM

do you know why she keeps doing that?

syntacks · 09-12-2005, 08:39 PM

i feel for you buddy. i'm in the exact same situation.

just be glad it's the vibrator and not someone else.

i work in the industry. my wife can't handle it, but yet she tells everybody what i do.

it's fucked up homes.

mrkris · 09-12-2005, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by syntacks

i feel for you buddy. i'm in the exact same situation.

just be glad it's the vibrator and not someone else.

i work in the industry. my wife can't handle it, but yet she tells everybody what i do.

it's fucked up homes.

luckly my lady has no problem, even offers to help

BigCashCrew Dude · 09-12-2005, 09:13 PM

i smell bullshit a bullshit attempt at attention

fris · 09-12-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

i can feel the divorce coming on.
she's got no more use for me...

should have went down there and shit on her chest

PixeLs · 09-12-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

i can feel the divorce coming on.
she's got no more use for me...

Try to sort things out. Lock the basement and burn all those evil vibrators.

uvort · 09-12-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GigaBugbee

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That's awesome.

bev · 09-16-2005, 10:51 AM

I'd say she dumped you already.. You could always ask if you can watch

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Salvar · 09-16-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

i can feel the divorce coming on.
she's got no more use for me...

You can not beat it:

u-Bob · 09-16-2005, 11:51 AM

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