My wife slept in the basement with her vibrator (again)
 

i can feel the divorce coming on.
she's got no more use for me...

:(

dont worry , the vibrator was a Decoy i was there in the basement with her

this is true

if i was you i would be concerned about your ability to sexually please a woman

i must also say she has a really tight n moist vagina

she's a tranny

spend less time kicking your dog, and more time learning how to fuck proper and ya wont have that problem :thumbsup

My wife has been saying that she's going to leave me for about three years now. This is an improvement from when she said she was going to stab me with a chef's knife while I slept. You think I would be better off if she left ?

if this is all lied : you have some serious issues

if this is all true : you have some even bigger issues

You might wanna consider start taking Viagra.

Pics????

If the quality of your lovemaking is as bad as the quality of your posts, then who can blame her?

Sorry to hear that man.

thanks bro.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup :winkwink:

ya i fucked her in the ass.

http://www.gorillamotorsports.biz/im...ome-Kong-1.jpg

wtf, no pics?

Why don't you just get rid of her ?

did you try those penis pills yet?

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Coming from someone called Gangbang Joe you sure seem to care about females getting satisfaction out of sex!

well than buy her a new bigger one at least...

just dump her. or maybe no need coz she's about to dump you.

hide the vibrator's batteries :))

yeah, that's true! maybe the problem is not with her :thumbsup

LOL!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'd think that it's time to get those divorce papers ready. Hopefully you signed a prenup, because she sounds pissed.

That doesn't surprise me at all

do you know why she keeps doing that?

i feel for you buddy. i'm in the exact same situation.

just be glad it's the vibrator and not someone else.

i work in the industry. my wife can't handle it, but yet she tells everybody what i do.

it's fucked up homes.

luckly my lady has no problem, even offers to help :)

i smell bullshit a bullshit attempt at attention

should have went down there and shit on her chest

Try to sort things out. Lock the basement and burn all those evil vibrators.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's awesome.

I'd say she dumped you already.. You could always ask if you can watch :)

Don't worry Man!, i'm here, i will help your wife with the Big Turkish Cock, Give me Your home Address Please!!!... :D :D :D

You can not beat it:

http://www.dutchxs.com/dildo/dildo.jpg

we need more pics :)