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kmanrox · 02-20-2002, 09:32 PM

my god damn trainer trying to get me to gain mass told me to stop eatin like a girl..... so now im eating a microwave dinner like once an hour, and i still aint gaining any weight but i am eating like a fucking heaffer..... i am a food fiend now... like crack, but with food....

i have found a weakness alas.....

fuck....

this must be how AaronM started =-(

Jakke PNG · 02-20-2002, 09:34 PM

I'm also hungry.
I don't need to gain weight.

boneprone · 02-20-2002, 09:35 PM

I think Im on the Brad Shaw diet myself.

Its not bad!

AaronM · 02-20-2002, 09:36 PM

It is tough man. I have to eat regularly to maintain my figure.

Jakke PNG · 02-20-2002, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
It is tough man. I have to eat regularly to maintain my figure.

Likewise. Almost daily.

_!2_A_C_E_!2_}{ · 02-20-2002, 11:15 PM

Want mass? Try creatine! It'll kill your liver your kidneys and make you highly aggressive, but you'll gain mass.

kmanrox · 02-20-2002, 11:16 PM

i already use creatine =-)

its bad for your liver and kidneys?? wtf

dropped9 · 02-20-2002, 11:31 PM

Munch on some grindage!!

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Jakke PNG · 02-20-2002, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
i already use creatine =-)

its bad for your liver and kidneys?? wtf

It's not bad for you. That's bullshit.
Just don't use it a lot, and I mean a LOT.
I used to use creatin, protein crap maltodextrine and all sorts of shit before I found internet and porn. Now.. I just practice my right arm, damn it's in good shape.

Direktor · 02-20-2002, 11:36 PM

12:30 am

fuck it im going to IHOP

kmanrox · 02-20-2002, 11:38 PM

im thinking of drinking a few more shots of Patron, smoking some herbal goodness, then eating about 4 marie callenders microwave dinners ... mmmmmm marie callenders.......

Jakke PNG · 02-20-2002, 11:39 PM

Well it's 8:45am here... I've heard pussies sleep.
Dunno what's it gotta do with naything

Direktor · 02-20-2002, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
im thinking of drinking a few more shots of Patron, smoking some herbal goodness, then eating about 4 marie callenders microwave dinners ... mmmmmm marie callenders.......

Dude throw that shit away and go to IHOP

kmanrox · 02-21-2002, 12:01 AM

im too lazy to go drivin

haha

Direktor · 02-21-2002, 12:04 AM

Im sick of microwave foods. I did that for a while when my car was fucked and didn't have a ride.

kmanrox · 02-21-2002, 12:06 AM

hehe im fine in the ride department, i just cant bring myself to go look for shoes and socks, and keys, and go to garage. drive, order, wait, eat, wait, pay, piss, get in car, drive, come home...

bah

=-)

RobertD · 02-21-2002, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by _!2_A_C_E_!2_}{
Want mass? Try creatine! It'll kill your liver your kidneys and make you highly aggressive, .

LOL! None of this is true..........

pr0 · 02-21-2002, 12:08 AM

HUNGRY EH!?!?!

pr0 · 02-21-2002, 12:09 AM

Hmmm or perhaps your looking for some greenery...

Direktor · 02-21-2002, 12:10 AM

That fool wasting food just like that?

kmanrox · 02-21-2002, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
Hmmm or perhaps your looking for some greenery...

did BradleyShaw give your permission to post his pics?

oohh das yo ass mista postman!

Jakke PNG · 02-21-2002, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
Hmmm or perhaps your looking for some greenery...

Sweet! Swedish meatballs!

kmanrox · 02-21-2002, 12:12 AM

ok ok

im *not* hungry anymore, thx guys

pr0 · 02-21-2002, 12:14 AM

Oh we're not done yet

Direktor · 02-21-2002, 12:14 AM

Here is some inspiration:

Direktor · 02-21-2002, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
Oh we're not done yet

I don't know what the fuck is that, but it definitely nasty.

kmanrox · 02-21-2002, 12:18 AM

wheres the spaghetti?? i dont get it

pr0 · 02-21-2002, 12:18 AM

Manure + Maggots = That pic

Direktor · 02-21-2002, 12:20 AM

kmanrox · 02-21-2002, 12:21 AM

that's it... im hungry again now... the maggots... hmmm time for some Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl!!!

yessss!!!

pr0 · 02-21-2002, 12:22 AM

Got some pointers for ya....

Im a 6ft+ 230lb guy...so i may be able to help.

Breakfast = SALAD BAR, just toss on as much turkey & ham sqaures as you can find. Top it off with some bacon bits.

Or

3 breakfast sandwhich's from BK.

Lunch = Footlong Sub...not one of those pussy ass veggie subs like Dereck from subway...he's a big fag.

Dinner = Combination of Salad bar & another footlong.

or

Captain D's/ Long John Silvers for their fried fish.

Midnight Snack = BEEF FUCKING JERKEY

pr0 · 02-21-2002, 12:24 AM

Oh yes...

Ben & Jerry's "Cherry Garcia"

Ben & Jerry's fat asses also make a great Cookie Dough contraption.

kmanrox · 02-21-2002, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
Got some pointers for ya....

Im a 6ft+ 230lb guy...so i may be able to help.

Breakfast = SALAD BAR, just toss on as much turkey & ham sqaures as you can find. Top it off with some bacon bits.

Or

3 breakfast sandwhich's from BK.

Lunch = Footlong Sub...not one of those pussy ass veggie subs like Dereck from subway...he's a big fag.

Dinner = Combination of Salad bar & another footlong.

or

Captain D's/ Long John Silvers for their fried fish.

Midnight Snack = BEEF FUCKING JERKEY

that's not a bad diet at all man =-)

could maybe use a lil less fat in it, but it sounds good.. jerky and subs (turkey not ham) are good for ya.... vitamins and myploex rock too =-)

nutri grain bars are good snack substitutes...

Timbo · 02-21-2002, 12:36 AM

Breakfast= 8 eggs 6 whites 2 whole

mid morning= Ass blasting protein bar (low carbs)

Lunch= Lettuce wrap look like a fag, turkey or chicken sandwhich

Mid afternoon= Ass blasting gut bloating cause you cant shit it out protein bar

Dinner= Turkey, Chicken, Fish or Beef, and steamed Veggies

Evening= By now you cant fit in your jeans, cause you cant shit until you swallow some Goddamn Psyllium husk to push out the non-fibrous protein bars you have consumed all day, final protein bar.

Sound like a plan?

BrettJ · 02-21-2002, 01:00 AM

no fuck'n way. Kman has the munchies? ; -) I'm shocked!

Jakke PNG · 02-21-2002, 01:02 AM

Don't eat nuthin but hard boiled eggs.

_!2_A_C_E_!2_}{ · 02-21-2002, 01:16 AM

Creatinenot bad for you...hmmmmm...it can stress the kidney. Trust me. It naturally occurs in meat, poultry, fish and other high protein foods. The problem being that many of the creatine products on the market can contain analgous compounds that are poorly systhesized. Can you say horrendous kidney stones?

If you want to gain mass naturally eat lots of protein and carbs before bed...your body will not break them down as completely during sleep, thus they will become fat. Then use a high weight low rep weight lifting regimen to burn this fat into bulk.

As far as the creatine thing goes. Do a bit of research and you'll find its not really healthy way to gain mass. Although I must admit it does the job QUICK! For a guy like kman whom I imagine cares very little about what chemicals he puts into his body, I'd say fuckit!

WildWebAmateurs · 02-21-2002, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
my god damn trainer trying to get me to gain mass told me to stop eatin like a girl..... so now im eating a microwave dinner like once an hour, and i still aint gaining any weight but i am eating like a fucking heaffer..... i am a food fiend now... like crack, but with food....

i have found a weakness alas.....

fuck....

this must be how AaronM started =-(

Kman - you need to eat calorically dense foods (things high in fat, like peanut butter) to "appease" your high metabolism.

TheWatcher · 02-21-2002, 08:52 AM

You may hate them but i use them and its working for me.

Protien shakes can do wonders for gaining mass. 2 to 3 times a day with a vitamin suppliment.

Direktor · 02-21-2002, 09:01 AM

My current diet. (Occasionally Drinking only water)

Breakfast - 9am

Anything I can find with a lot of carbs. Usually Pasta or those ramen noodle soups. (4) Egg whites.

Lunch - 12:30pm

Tuna sandwich (light mayo), baked potato.

Lunch2 - 4:00pm

low calory soup, (lipton)

Dinner - 8:00pm

Salad.. fat free dressing.

and go to the gym at night. its working for me.

kmanrox · 02-21-2002, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timbo
Breakfast= 8 eggs 6 whites 2 whole

mid morning= Ass blasting protein bar (low carbs)

Lunch= Lettuce wrap look like a fag, turkey or chicken sandwhich

Mid afternoon= Ass blasting gut bloating cause you cant shit it out protein bar

Dinner= Turkey, Chicken, Fish or Beef, and steamed Veggies

Evening= By now you cant fit in your jeans, cause you cant shit until you swallow some Goddamn Psyllium husk to push out the non-fibrous protein bars you have consumed all day, final protein bar.

Sound like a plan?

only if i can eat some corn to make it feel better when it finally does come out?

02-20-2002, 09:32 PM	#1
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	im fuckin hungry my god damn trainer trying to get me to gain mass told me to stop eatin like a girl..... so now im eating a microwave dinner like once an hour, and i still aint gaining any weight but i am eating like a fucking heaffer..... i am a food fiend now... like crack, but with food.... i have found a weakness alas..... fuck.... this must be how AaronM started =-( __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor Last edited by kmanrox; 02-20-2002 at 09:41 PM..

02-20-2002, 09:34 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'm also hungry. I don't need to gain weight. __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-20-2002, 09:35 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I think Im on the Brad Shaw diet myself. Its not bad! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-20-2002, 11:15 PM	#6
_!2_A_C_E_!2_}{ Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 54	Want mass? Try creatine! It'll kill your liver your kidneys and make you highly aggressive, but you'll gain mass. __________________ Submit your Galleries! EyeSeekYou: Won For Nein For Zero Five Six Five Seven
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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	i already use creatine =-) its bad for your liver and kidneys?? wtf __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-20-2002, 09:36 PM	#4
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	It is tough man. I have to eat regularly to maintain my figure.

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02-20-2002, 11:36 PM	#10
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	12:30 am fuck it im going to IHOP

02-20-2002, 11:38 PM	#11
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	im thinking of drinking a few more shots of Patron, smoking some herbal goodness, then eating about 4 marie callenders microwave dinners ... mmmmmm marie callenders....... __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-20-2002, 11:39 PM	#12
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Well it's 8:45am here... I've heard pussies sleep. Dunno what's it gotta do with naything __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-21-2002, 12:01 AM	#14
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	im too lazy to go drivin haha __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-21-2002, 12:04 AM	#15
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	Im sick of microwave foods. I did that for a while when my car was fucked and didn't have a ride.

02-21-2002, 12:06 AM	#16
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	hehe im fine in the ride department, i just cant bring myself to go look for shoes and socks, and keys, and go to garage. drive, order, wait, eat, wait, pay, piss, get in car, drive, come home... bah =-) __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-21-2002, 12:08 AM	#18
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	HUNGRY EH!?!?!

02-21-2002, 12:09 AM	#19
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Hmmm or perhaps your looking for some greenery...

02-21-2002, 12:10 AM	#20
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	That fool wasting food just like that?

02-21-2002, 12:12 AM	#23
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	ok ok im not hungry anymore, thx guys __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-21-2002, 12:14 AM	#24
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Oh we're not done yet

02-21-2002, 12:18 AM	#27
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	wheres the spaghetti?? i dont get it __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-21-2002, 12:20 AM	#29
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529

02-21-2002, 12:21 AM	#30
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	that's it... im hungry again now... the maggots... hmmm time for some Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl!!! yessss!!! __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-21-2002, 12:22 AM	#31
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Got some pointers for ya.... Im a 6ft+ 230lb guy...so i may be able to help. Breakfast = SALAD BAR, just toss on as much turkey & ham sqaures as you can find. Top it off with some bacon bits. Or 3 breakfast sandwhich's from BK. Lunch = Footlong Sub...not one of those pussy ass veggie subs like Dereck from subway...he's a big fag. Dinner = Combination of Salad bar & another footlong. or Captain D's/ Long John Silvers for their fried fish. Midnight Snack = BEEF FUCKING JERKEY

02-21-2002, 12:24 AM	#32
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Oh yes... Ben & Jerry's "Cherry Garcia" Ben & Jerry's fat asses also make a great Cookie Dough contraption.

02-21-2002, 12:36 AM	#34
Timbo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vegas, Bitch! Posts: 550	Breakfast= 8 eggs 6 whites 2 whole mid morning= Ass blasting protein bar (low carbs) Lunch= Lettuce wrap look like a fag, turkey or chicken sandwhich Mid afternoon= Ass blasting gut bloating cause you cant shit it out protein bar Dinner= Turkey, Chicken, Fish or Beef, and steamed Veggies Evening= By now you cant fit in your jeans, cause you cant shit until you swallow some Goddamn Psyllium husk to push out the non-fibrous protein bars you have consumed all day, final protein bar. Sound like a plan? __________________

02-21-2002, 01:00 AM	#35
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	no fuck'n way. Kman has the munchies? ; -) I'm shocked!

02-21-2002, 01:02 AM	#36
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Don't eat nuthin but hard boiled eggs. __________________ ..and I'm off.

02-21-2002, 01:16 AM	#37
_!2_A_C_E_!2_}{ Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 54	Creatinenot bad for you...hmmmmm...it can stress the kidney. Trust me. It naturally occurs in meat, poultry, fish and other high protein foods. The problem being that many of the creatine products on the market can contain analgous compounds that are poorly systhesized. Can you say horrendous kidney stones? If you want to gain mass naturally eat lots of protein and carbs before bed...your body will not break them down as completely during sleep, thus they will become fat. Then use a high weight low rep weight lifting regimen to burn this fat into bulk. As far as the creatine thing goes. Do a bit of research and you'll find its not really healthy way to gain mass. Although I must admit it does the job QUICK! For a guy like kman whom I imagine cares very little about what chemicals he puts into his body, I'd say fuckit! __________________ Submit your Galleries! EyeSeekYou: Won For Nein For Zero Five Six Five Seven
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02-21-2002, 08:52 AM	#39
TheWatcher Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Posts: 563	You may hate them but i use them and its working for me. Protien shakes can do wonders for gaining mass. 2 to 3 times a day with a vitamin suppliment. __________________ <img src="http://www.betagamer.com/wr_designs.gif"> - TheWatcher [email protected] Need Graphic work? E-mail!

02-21-2002, 09:01 AM	#40
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	My current diet. (Occasionally Drinking only water) Breakfast - 9am Anything I can find with a lot of carbs. Usually Pasta or those ramen noodle soups. (4) Egg whites. Lunch - 12:30pm Tuna sandwich (light mayo), baked potato. Lunch2 - 4:00pm low calory soup, (lipton) Dinner - 8:00pm Salad.. fat free dressing. and go to the gym at night. its working for me.