Transporter 2 the Movie... - GoFuckYourself.com

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-12-2005, 12:20 AM

Not to dis the movie, I know Jason Statham personally. I think he is a great actor and I like a lot of his movies, but...

In this movie, I found out my audi is Bullet Proof, and that I can crash though a parking structure wall, drop 50 floors, land perfect and not have a scratch on my car. (not one single scratch)

I also found out that I can stick my ipod in my car and send you guys photos as long as you are on any computer.

Since I have been flying a lot, I feel a lot safer now knowing a jet can crash into the ocean and I can just swim out of it.

If you haven't seen it, see it.
But just like Fake Boobs, we know their fake but we enjoy them.
They just got a little too hollywood on this one. But it was still ok.

Mako · 09-12-2005, 12:32 AM

Well put. At least the M-Roadster scene was nice...

VAIRES · 09-12-2005, 12:34 AM

The movie was awesome, the whole audience, both times i saw the movie, was like bullshit at the scene with the bomb under the car, lol

Pleasurepays · 09-12-2005, 12:59 AM

i like that guy but that movie was one of the biggest pieces of shit i have ever seen in my life. all those guys like luke besson, john woo etc get famous putting great movies together in thier own countries on a shoe string budget - then get some hollywood money and start making absolute crap.

the problems with transporter 2 are just too many to list and dont even get me started about the obviously fake, digital plane or the stupid stunt of scraping the bomb off the bottom of the car while spinning through the air... or the fact that the car was shot hundreds of times and never had so much as a scratch on it. ... or the fight scenes inside the plane where for a while it showed the plane is spinning out of control and even tumbling - yet they are standing on two feet fighting. - the plane crash???? hello!!! they hit the water doing about 300 knots and he dives head first away from the impact as if the plane was standing still.

good fight scenes, well choreographed and well acted - but the rest of the movie was complete shit.

BigCashCrew Dude · 09-12-2005, 01:24 AM

hahaha, i was contemplating seeing it...now I will wait for the dvd

MrJackMeHoff · 09-12-2005, 01:33 AM

it sucks monkey balls

candyflip · 09-12-2005, 04:13 AM

Saw it and said all the same things.

Ace-wtf · 09-12-2005, 04:21 AM

the first one was bad

the second one, is problably no exception

xclusive · 09-12-2005, 04:23 AM

first one was fun but this one sounds shitty

reed_4 · 09-12-2005, 05:02 AM

nice criticism.

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Antonio · 09-12-2005, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ace-imlive

the first one was bad

the second one, is problably no exception

yea, I didn't like the first one too

u-Bob · 09-12-2005, 05:35 AM

I liked the first one, haven't seen the second one yet...

wedouglas · 09-12-2005, 05:41 AM

I got the first one queued in netflix.

But lets be honest, you probbaly didnt go in hoping for a realistic drama. I want to see it simply for fun action sequences.

He's a good actor, and if I'm not mistaken, there is a hot female villian in it.

Funbrunette · 09-12-2005, 05:55 AM

I loved the first one... There's something about that guy that drives me wild....

crockett · 09-12-2005, 06:02 AM

shouldn't the first one been a fair warning?

khs · 09-12-2005, 06:26 AM

this movie was like a porn flick, totally outrageous and would never happen in real life

Rinaldo · 09-12-2005, 07:03 AM

I like the main charecter a lot and to be honest the only thing I could think of during that horrendous movie was "Poor guy I hope this doesn't ruin his career"

Becuase let's be honest, the movie was entertaining but fuck it sucked ass

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-12-2005, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i like that guy but that movie was one of the biggest pieces of shit i have ever seen in my life. all those guys like luke besson, john woo etc get famous putting great movies together in thier own countries on a shoe string budget - then get some hollywood money and start making absolute crap.

the problems with transporter 2 are just too many to list and dont even get me started about the obviously fake, digital plane or the stupid stunt of scraping the bomb off the bottom of the car while spinning through the air... or the fact that the car was shot hundreds of times and never had so much as a scratch on it. ... or the fight scenes inside the plane where for a while it showed the plane is spinning out of control and even tumbling - yet they are standing on two feet fighting. - the plane crash???? hello!!! they hit the water doing about 300 knots and he dives head first away from the impact as if the plane was standing still.

good fight scenes, well choreographed and well acted - but the rest of the movie was complete shit.

Very well said.

GTS Mark · 09-12-2005, 11:12 AM

Worst movie of the year... Fucking just AWFUL!!!

DH

Honez · 09-12-2005, 11:16 AM

Who cares how bad the movie is. He looks *hot* in a suit!

Fresh · 09-12-2005, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako

Well put. At least the M-Roadster scene was nice...

there was a M roadster scene??? NICE!!

Jay · 09-12-2005, 11:33 AM

Well I guess I will be waiting for this one to hit cable. I have the first one on DVD and I liked it. I am disappointed to hear part 2 sucks....

Just_Dave · 09-12-2005, 11:34 AM

that was funny stuff dave

wdsguy · 09-12-2005, 11:57 AM

the first one was way better.

tristan_D · 09-12-2005, 05:04 PM

I saw the first one and thought it sucks so why would I care about the second one. I'm even wondering why did they decide to come up with a sequel.

09-12-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingMODerately

Worst movie of the year... Fucking just AWFUL!!!

DH

Dam, that bad? Did you like the first one at all?

I was surprised how good the the first one was when I caught it on the satellite last year, so I was hoping to check this one out in the theater.

Pleasurepays · 09-12-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

Dam, that bad? Did you like the first one at all?

I was surprised how good the the first one was when I caught it on the satellite last year, so I was hoping to check this one out in the theater.

dude, i like the first movie... i watch it all the time while doing cardio - a lot of fast, consistent action. this movie was like real people acting out a cartoon.

PixeLs · 09-12-2005, 11:32 PM

The first one wasn't that bad at all. I think this second one is also great. I better see this soon.

Kanon · 09-13-2005, 01:12 AM

I thought it was great, but I don't require my action films to have consistancy or anything as long as they keep the...action going. Heh.

As for the cars with no damage, blame the car companies for that. They generally have a rule where no one is allowed to show damage to a car, I guess so they can keep thier nice cars looking fresh. Heavin forbid they actually portray them as being dentable...

This is also why games like Project Gotham and Gran Turismo don't show physical damage [PGR has the 'life bar'] anymore.

V_RocKs · 09-13-2005, 01:53 AM

is it wrong to illegally download shitty movies?

Odin88 · 09-13-2005, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingMODerately

Worst movie of the year... Fucking just AWFUL!!!

DH

I guess you haven't seen 'Stealth' yet?

woj · 09-13-2005, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

is it wrong to illegally download shitty movies?

No, if you get into any trouble, you can always counter sue for wasted time watching a stupid movie

reed_4 · 09-13-2005, 04:51 AM

Jason Statham is a very promising action star.

StephanieTD · 09-13-2005, 07:13 AM

Ugghh. WHY would they even make a sequel?!? .. Jason Statham is hot as balls but fuckin' hell.. the 1st movie was crap!

tranza · 09-13-2005, 07:20 AM

i lked the first one, it was't that bad

09-12-2005, 12:20 AM	#1
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	Transporter 2 the Movie... Not to dis the movie, I know Jason Statham personally. I think he is a great actor and I like a lot of his movies, but... In this movie, I found out my audi is Bullet Proof, and that I can crash though a parking structure wall, drop 50 floors, land perfect and not have a scratch on my car. (not one single scratch) I also found out that I can stick my ipod in my car and send you guys photos as long as you are on any computer. Since I have been flying a lot, I feel a lot safer now knowing a jet can crash into the ocean and I can just swim out of it. If you haven't seen it, see it. But just like Fake Boobs, we know their fake but we enjoy them. They just got a little too hollywood on this one. But it was still ok. __________________ Support a Good Cause

09-12-2005, 12:32 AM	#2
Mako Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The OC baby! Posts: 1,986	Well put. At least the M-Roadster scene was nice... __________________

09-12-2005, 12:59 AM	#4
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	i like that guy but that movie was one of the biggest pieces of shit i have ever seen in my life. all those guys like luke besson, john woo etc get famous putting great movies together in thier own countries on a shoe string budget - then get some hollywood money and start making absolute crap. the problems with transporter 2 are just too many to list and dont even get me started about the obviously fake, digital plane or the stupid stunt of scraping the bomb off the bottom of the car while spinning through the air... or the fact that the car was shot hundreds of times and never had so much as a scratch on it. ... or the fight scenes inside the plane where for a while it showed the plane is spinning out of control and even tumbling - yet they are standing on two feet fighting. - the plane crash???? hello!!! they hit the water doing about 300 knots and he dives head first away from the impact as if the plane was standing still. good fight scenes, well choreographed and well acted - but the rest of the movie was complete shit. Last edited by Pleasurepays; 09-12-2005 at 01:01 AM..

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VAIRES Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 292	The movie was awesome, the whole audience, both times i saw the movie, was like bullshit at the scene with the bomb under the car, lol

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09-12-2005, 05:41 AM	#13
wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	I got the first one queued in netflix. But lets be honest, you probbaly didnt go in hoping for a realistic drama. I want to see it simply for fun action sequences. He's a good actor, and if I'm not mistaken, there is a hot female villian in it.

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09-12-2005, 11:12 AM	#19
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Worst movie of the year... Fucking just AWFUL!!! DH

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Kanon Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Washington DC Posts: 91	I thought it was great, but I don't require my action films to have consistancy or anything as long as they keep the...action going. Heh. As for the cars with no damage, blame the car companies for that. They generally have a rule where no one is allowed to show damage to a car, I guess so they can keep thier nice cars looking fresh. Heavin forbid they actually portray them as being dentable... This is also why games like Project Gotham and Gran Turismo don't show physical damage [PGR has the 'life bar'] anymore.

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