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If u touch it, I will cum
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Depends on if you care how she feels about you.
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If its big, then say Yes its big
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I need a beer
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I like big butts ,I cannot lie
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If u touch it, I will cum
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i tell em it looks best without the g string and the juicy pants. ;)
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i like big butts and i can not lie - sIR mIX aLOT
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So Fucking Banned
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Say bend over and poke her ion the ass
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I need a beer
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For me, I wouldnt ask that question... if he says that I have a big ass... it would be a nice compliment...
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If u touch it, I will cum
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If u touch it, I will cum
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why not say.. no honey.. your ass is just perfect.
That covers your ass...
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the bigger your butt is, the more grip I have... unf unf
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Sing her Sir Mix-a-lot lyrics.
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Where's Alex from Montreal when you need him?
130 and you're a fatass... height be damned.
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I need a beer
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If u touch it, I will cum
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I need a beer
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Depends on how much you plan to bang her that day. If not, say yes. If yes, say it cute. Next...
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God is Brazilian
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fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round
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Well, after being married 6 times, I say "Honey, it's just right..."
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Depends, if you can roll over twice after sex and still be on top of that bitch, I'd say her ass is fair game.
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If she's white, say no. If she's black, say helllllll yeaaaaaah!
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#32 |
sex is good
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Location: Carman, MB Canada
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Fat bottom girls they make the rockin world go round
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#33 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
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Ha.. I don't think I have ever had a woman ask me something like that. I think they are afraid I might tell them the truth.
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if my boyfriend says yes i say thank you..
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I say, 'your ass is fuckin huge, now go get me a cheeseburger'
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wtf is it with you with these stupid comments and then discuss. Wanna copy cat juicy? Its getting boring and you have nothing to say. Discuss is owned by Juicy...first ask permission.
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keep walking...
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oh no.. : " honey, you think i put on some weight?" arghhh : "ermm uhmmm no sugar... your ass looks great...."
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I'll beat the shit out of her and tell her "Bitch, why are you asking me? Can't you see it for yourself?!"
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whatever you do don't say yes if it is or not just lie or dodge the question
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You say "It looks good".
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I would be honest to say that She has a big ass, if she really do have.
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I say it looks fine
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"It perfectly fits for me"
I think she can settle with this.
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I am Amazing Content!
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if you want an amusing afternoon say "well, not in this dress"
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there's no $$$ in porn
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I tell her it looks HUGE.
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i squeeze her butt kiss it and say: "I LOVE your ass baby"
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