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MrIzzz 09-11-2005 08:54 PM

when a woman asks you...."Is my ass big?"...
 
what do you say?



discuss


:helpme

dready 09-11-2005 08:55 PM

Depends on if you care how she feels about you.

NY_TIM 09-11-2005 08:56 PM

If its big, then say Yes its big

Spunky 09-11-2005 08:56 PM

I like big butts ,I cannot lie

MrIzzz 09-11-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
I like big butts ,I cannot lie


???

http://www.bbw-big-black-ass.com/DSCF8916.JPG

seeric 09-11-2005 08:58 PM

i tell em it looks best without the g string and the juicy pants. ;)

J$tyle$ 09-11-2005 08:59 PM

i like big butts and i can not lie - sIR mIX aLOT

Juicy D. Links 09-11-2005 08:59 PM

Say bend over and poke her ion the ass

Spunky 09-11-2005 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

That's a pic of Mrs Izzz?...hubba hubba

Stacey_JoinRightNow 09-11-2005 09:00 PM

For me, I wouldnt ask that question... if he says that I have a big ass... it would be a nice compliment...

MrIzzz 09-11-2005 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
That's a pic of Mrs Izzz?...hubba hubba


shes put on a few pounds since i took this pic :thumbsup

MrIzzz 09-11-2005 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
For me, I wouldnt ask that question... if he says that I have a big ass... it would be a nice compliment...


any pics of the ass in question? :Graucho

princess 09-11-2005 09:13 PM

why not say.. no honey.. your ass is just perfect.

That covers your ass...

boner 2.0 09-11-2005 09:14 PM

the bigger your butt is, the more grip I have... unf unf :thumbsup :helpme

AmeliaG 09-11-2005 09:15 PM

Sing her Sir Mix-a-lot lyrics.

princess 09-11-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0
the bigger your butt is, the more grip I have... unf unf :thumbsup :helpme

You have more things to grip then just an ass. Why not grip the tits.. lol

broke 09-11-2005 09:16 PM

Where's Alex from Montreal when you need him?

130 and you're a fatass... height be damned.

Spunky 09-11-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princess
You have more things to grip then just an ass. Why not grip the tits.. lol

That comment made me aroused

MrIzzz 09-11-2005 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broke
Where's Alex from Montreal when you need him?

130 and you're a fatass... height be damned.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

damn thats too damn strict

princess 09-11-2005 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
That comment made me aroused

you have to admit it's true right?

Holly 09-11-2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
if he says that I have a big ass... it would be a nice compliment...

What planet were you shipped here from?

Spunky 09-11-2005 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princess
you have to admit it's true right?

I just try to concentrate on my erection :(

latinasojourn 09-11-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz


that's a whole lotta lovin'.

warmth in the winter, shade in the summer.

the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

well, maybe not :helpme

fl_prn_str 09-11-2005 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

whoa................ :helpme

phonesex 09-11-2005 10:22 PM

Depends on how much you plan to bang her that day. If not, say yes. If yes, say it cute. Next...

Jer 09-11-2005 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
Depends on how much you plan to bang her that day. If not, say yes. If yes, say it cute. Next...

"Cute" ass?

Empress_JoinRightNow 09-11-2005 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
what do you say?



discuss


:helpme

Tell her the truth. If she got a very big ass then tell her that she got an amazing ass and if she got the other way tell her there's a lot of ass job nowadays...hehehehe

KittyLix 09-11-2005 10:29 PM

fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round :winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2257-Ben 09-11-2005 10:33 PM

Well, after being married 6 times, I say "Honey, it's just right..."

NoWhErE 09-11-2005 10:51 PM

Depends, if you can roll over twice after sex and still be on top of that bitch, I'd say her ass is fair game.

stevo 09-11-2005 11:19 PM

If she's white, say no. If she's black, say helllllll yeaaaaaah!

cool1 09-11-2005 11:52 PM

Fat bottom girls they make the rockin world go round

EviLGuY 09-11-2005 11:54 PM

Ha.. I don't think I have ever had a woman ask me something like that. I think they are afraid I might tell them the truth. :winkwink:

MissMiranda 09-12-2005 12:04 AM

if my boyfriend says yes i say thank you..

i love my butt :) :thumbsup

sicone 09-12-2005 12:08 AM

I say, 'your ass is fuckin huge, now go get me a cheeseburger'

grumpy 09-12-2005 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
what do you say?



discuss


:helpme


wtf is it with you with these stupid comments and then discuss. Wanna copy cat juicy? Its getting boring and you have nothing to say.

Discuss is owned by Juicy...first ask permission.

ffmihai 09-12-2005 02:14 AM

oh no.. : " honey, you think i put on some weight?" arghhh : "ermm uhmmm no sugar... your ass looks great...."

tristan_D 09-12-2005 02:23 AM

I'll beat the shit out of her and tell her "Bitch, why are you asking me? Can't you see it for yourself?!"

s9ann0 09-12-2005 02:23 AM

whatever you do don't say yes if it is or not just lie or dodge the question

Jakke PNG 09-12-2005 02:24 AM

You say "It looks good". :)
That way she knows you're not lying and feels good about herself.
If you say "no", she says you're lying and gets upset, if you say "yes" she will get upset.
It's a good thing to avoid saying 'yes' or 'no' directly. lol :)

reed_4 09-12-2005 04:23 AM

I would be honest to say that She has a big ass, if she really do have.

xclusive 09-12-2005 04:24 AM

I say it looks fine

PixeLs 09-12-2005 04:53 AM

"It perfectly fits for me"
I think she can settle with this.

MaDalton 09-12-2005 05:12 AM

if you want an amusing afternoon say "well, not in this dress" :1orglaugh

u-Bob 09-12-2005 05:13 AM

I tell her it looks HUGE.

Zester 09-12-2005 05:25 AM

i squeeze her butt kiss it and say: "I LOVE your ass baby"


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