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Old 02-21-2002, 08:03 AM   #1
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Who speaks Chinese?

Does anyone know what this says?
I tried to translate, and to me, it looks like some kind of fake fucked up love letter. Though I wouldn't take it too seriously... it came with a virus attatched.

你好!
不知你发现没有,最近半年来,上课时我总是有意无意地 坐在你的旁边。如果有一天你的座位被别的同学占了,我 会若 有所失。今天我走进教室,没看见你,正在犹豫,突然你 在背后*了我一下,说:“咱们坐那儿去!”你的这种表 示,给了我勇气,我决定给你写这封信。三年的大学生活 过去了,还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种时刻,我想知道你对我的印 象如何?我们的关系能不能仅仅局限在同学或“同桌”的 水平上?

至于我对你的印象,不用说你也能感到。你美丽、聪慧、 轻 盈,像一颗星、一轮月、一朵云**
等待着你的回答。

等愛降落
零點?

shit... that didn't work.
hold on & i'll post an image later...

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Old 02-21-2002, 08:17 AM   #2
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定给你写这封信。三年的大学生活
过去了,还有一年 左给你写这封信。三牧耍褂幸荒 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种驶年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种视椅颐蔷鸵弦盗恕T谡庵 质给你写这封信£的大学生活
过去了,还有腋阈凑夥庑拧H甑拇笱
过去H甑拇笱
过去了,还有一给你写这封信。三年的大学生活
过去了,还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种誓 左右我们就要毕业了。在这给你写这封信。三年的大学生 活
过去了,还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种手质笨蹋蚁胫滥愣晕业 挠
象如何?我们的关细阈凑夥庑拧H甑拇笱
过去了,还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种实能不能仅仅局限在同
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Old 02-21-2002, 08:54 AM   #3
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i speak chinese when im drunk
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Old 02-21-2002, 08:58 AM   #4
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Old 02-21-2002, 09:35 AM   #5
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Old 02-21-2002, 10:18 AM   #6
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i won won owder of chow mein tu goh, sum kung pao cluck cluck and a bow wow.
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Old 02-21-2002, 10:22 AM   #7
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Chinese food is awful... I'd rather eat pig shit.

I deleted that email with the virus. What a moron. Now I need a way to undelete it, and translate it.
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Old 02-21-2002, 10:23 AM   #8
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Old 02-21-2002, 10:30 AM   #9
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Old 02-21-2002, 10:32 AM   #10
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i think bonerproner speaks chinese.... he is the chinese consulate to congo...
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Old 02-21-2002, 10:55 AM   #11
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Old 02-21-2002, 10:59 AM   #12
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质给你写这封信£的大学生活
过去了,还有腋阈凑夥庑拧H甑拇笱
过去H甑拇笱
过去了,还有一给你写这封信。三年的大学生活
过去了,还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种誓 左右我们就要毕业了。在这给你写这封信。三年的大学生
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Old 02-21-2002, 11:07 AM   #13
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If you're taking orders for Chinese, I'd like the Cream of sum yung gai.
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Old 02-21-2002, 11:12 AM   #14
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If you're taking orders for Chinese, I'd like the Cream of sum yung gai.
Bastard!

ya beat me to it!
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Old 02-21-2002, 11:17 AM   #15
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If you're taking orders for Chinese, I'd like the Cream of sum yung gai.
Looks like a giant sausage party at ADULT.COM today ....

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Old 02-21-2002, 11:36 AM   #16
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I will be right over baby.
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Old 02-21-2002, 11:51 AM   #17
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I can write GO fuck yourself in chinees, i just need to find the image. I will post it when i have found it

cya dikkechill

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Old 02-21-2002, 11:52 AM   #18
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Wrong thread.
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Old 02-21-2002, 11:53 AM   #19
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Wow you're quick

the post was up like 10 sec, maybe 20

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Old 02-21-2002, 11:55 AM   #20
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I have that around here somewhere too. It is sum funny shit.
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Old 02-21-2002, 12:01 PM   #21
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I have posted this once months ago.

It's smooth





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Old 02-21-2002, 01:20 PM   #22
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I have posted this once months ago.

It's smooth





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That's Japanese!
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Old 02-21-2002, 01:22 PM   #23
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Does anyone know what this says?
I tried to translate, and to me, it looks like some kind of fake fucked up love letter. Though I wouldn't take it too seriously... it came with a virus attatched.

你好!
不知你发现没有,最近半年来,上课时我总是有意无意地 坐在你的旁边。如果有一天你的座位被别的同学占了,我 会若 有所失。今天我走进教室,没看见你,正在犹豫,突然你 在背后*了我一下,说:“咱们坐那儿去!”你的这种表 示,给了我勇气,我决定给你写这封信。三年的大学生活 过去了,还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种时刻,我想知道你对我的印 象如何?我们的关系能不能仅仅局限在同学或“同桌”的 水平上?

至于我对你的印象,不用说你也能感到。你美丽、聪慧、 轻 盈,像一颗星、一轮月、一朵云**
等待着你的回答。

等愛降落
零點?

shit... that didn't work.
hold on & i'll post an image later...
Some stupid love letter. I am too old for that kind of shit
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Old 02-21-2002, 02:09 PM   #24
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Then don't reply.

Obviously its a standardised message that comes with the virus, I'd just like to know what it says. As I was stupid enough to copy the thing, delete it, then paste it here and have the board fuck it up, then I guess its gone for good.
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If you're talking about Chinese, then take a look at these "translations":

Are you harboring a fugitive?(Hu Yu Hai Ding?)
Stupid Fellow (Dum Gai)
Small horse ( Tai Ni Poni)
Prices are too high here ( No Bai Dam Ting)
I bumped into a coffee table ( Ai Bang Mai Ni)
Have you considered a face lift? (Chin Tu Fat)
You try saving electricity? (Wai So Dim?)
Inquiry to determine if bus is due ( Hao Long Wei Ting?)
Plaything belonging to ancient emperor (Ming Toy)
You're blowing your diet ( Wai Yu Mun Ching?)
Keep out of the pond ( Noh Wei Ding)
Tow-away zone ( No Pah King)
Don't you know anything by Cole Porter? ( Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?)
You are not very bright ( Yu So Dum)
I have a press pass (Ai No Pei)
I don't deserve the death penalty ( Wai Hang Mi?)
Remain out of sight ( Lei Lo)
Cleaning automobile (Wa Shing Cah)
Did someone fertilize the field? ( Hu Flung Dung?)
Your body odor is offensive (Shu Man Go)
They are approaching ( Hia Dei Kum)
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Old 02-21-2002, 02:13 PM   #26
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If you're talking about Chinese, then take a look at these "translations":

Are you harboring a fugitive?(Hu Yu Hai Ding?)
Stupid Fellow (Dum Gai)
Small horse ( Tai Ni Poni)
Prices are too high here ( No Bai Dam Ting)
I bumped into a coffee table ( Ai Bang Mai Ni)
Have you considered a face lift? (Chin Tu Fat)
You try saving electricity? (Wai So Dim?)
Inquiry to determine if bus is due ( Hao Long Wei Ting?)
Plaything belonging to ancient emperor (Ming Toy)
You're blowing your diet ( Wai Yu Mun Ching?)
Keep out of the pond ( Noh Wei Ding)
Tow-away zone ( No Pah King)
Don't you know anything by Cole Porter? ( Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?)
You are not very bright ( Yu So Dum)
I have a press pass (Ai No Pei)
I don't deserve the death penalty ( Wai Hang Mi?)
Remain out of sight ( Lei Lo)
Cleaning automobile (Wa Shing Cah)
Did someone fertilize the field? ( Hu Flung Dung?)
Your body odor is offensive (Shu Man Go)
They are approaching ( Hia Dei Kum)
nice! haha
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Old 02-21-2002, 03:34 PM   #27
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That's Japanese!
Hmmm i never did pay much attention in school


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Old 02-21-2002, 03:35 PM   #28
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anyway .. GONG XI FA CAI everyone !
married guys, gimme red pockets !!
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Old 02-24-2002, 01:21 PM   #29
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 Got it!!

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