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ldinternet 02-21-2002 08:03 AM
Who speaks Chinese?
 
Does anyone know what this says?
I tried to translate, and to me, it looks like some kind of fake fucked up love letter. Though I wouldn't take it too seriously... it came with a virus attatched. :1orglaugh

你好！
不知你发现没有，最近半年来，上课时我总是有意无意地 坐在你的旁边。如果有一天你的座位被别的同学占了，我 会若 有所失。今天我走进教室，没看见你，正在犹豫，突然你 在背后*了我一下，说：“咱们坐那儿去！”你的这种表 示，给了我勇气，我决定给你写这封信。三年的大学生活 过去了，还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种时刻，我想知道你对我的印 象如何？我们的关系能不能仅仅局限在同学或“同桌”的 水平上？

至于我对你的印象，不用说你也能感到。你美丽、聪慧、 轻 盈，像一颗星、一轮月、一朵云**
等待着你的回答。

等愛降落
零點?

shit... that didn't work. :(
hold on & i'll post an image later...

Theo 02-21-2002 08:17 AM
reply to him:

定给你写这封信。三年的大学生活
过去了，还有一年 左给你写这封信。三牧耍褂幸荒 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种驶年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种视椅颐蔷鸵弦盗恕Ｔ谡庵 质给你写这封信￡的大学生活
过去了，还有腋阈凑夥庑拧Ｈ甑拇笱
过去Ｈ甑拇笱
过去了，还有一给你写这封信。三年的大学生活
过去了，还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种誓 左右我们就要毕业了。在这给你写这封信。三年的大学生 活
过去了，还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种手质笨蹋蚁胫滥愣晕业 挠
象如何？我们的关细阈凑夥庑拧Ｈ甑拇笱
过去了，还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种实能不能仅仅局限在同

mattemus 02-21-2002 08:54 AM
i speak chinese when im drunk

mule 02-21-2002 08:58 AM
粘附一条鱼在你的耳朵里

Mikey 02-21-2002 09:35 AM
I eat chinese

Keev 02-21-2002 10:18 AM
i won won owder of chow mein tu goh, sum kung pao cluck cluck and a bow wow.

ldinternet 02-21-2002 10:22 AM
Chinese food is awful... I'd rather eat pig shit. :(

I deleted that email with the virus. What a moron. Now I need a way to undelete it, and translate it. :helpme

Amputate Your Head 02-21-2002 10:23 AM
to quote my neighbors:
Quote:
no speaka engrish....

Ludedude 02-21-2002 10:30 AM
Won flom corum A, won flom corum B

kmanrox 02-21-2002 10:32 AM
i think bonerproner speaks chinese.... he is the chinese consulate to congo...

Jakke PNG 02-21-2002 10:55 AM
I can try.

Gary 02-21-2002 10:59 AM
质给你写这封信￡的大学生活
过去了，还有腋阈凑夥庑拧Ｈ甑拇笱
过去Ｈ甑拇笱
过去了，还有一给你写这封信。三年的大学生活
过去了，还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种誓 左右我们就要毕业了。在这给你写这封信。三年的大学生
活

Cheshire 02-21-2002 11:07 AM
If you're taking orders for Chinese, I'd like the Cream of sum yung gai.

Mike Semen 02-21-2002 11:12 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Cheshire
If you're taking orders for Chinese, I'd like the Cream of sum yung gai.
Bastard!

ya beat me to it! :1orglaugh

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 02-21-2002 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Cheshire
If you're taking orders for Chinese, I'd like the Cream of sum yung gai.
Looks like a giant sausage party at ADULT.COM today ....

:1orglaugh

AaronM 02-21-2002 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Cheshire
If you're taking orders for Chinese, I'd like the Cream of sum yung gai.
I will be right over baby.

dikkechill 02-21-2002 11:51 AM
I can write GO fuck yourself in chinees, i just need to find the image. I will post it when i have found it

cya dikkechill

ldinternet 02-21-2002 11:52 AM
Wrong thread. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dikkechill 02-21-2002 11:53 AM
Wow you're quick :)

the post was up like 10 sec, maybe 20

cya dikkechill

AaronM 02-21-2002 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dikkechill
I can write GO fuck yourself in chinees, i just need to find the image. I will post it when i have found it

cya dikkechill
I have that around here somewhere too. It is sum funny shit.

dikkechill 02-21-2002 12:01 PM
I have posted this once months ago.

It's smooth :BangBang:

http://www.teen-sex.nl./learnchinees.jpg



cya
dikkechill

Jinn 02-21-2002 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by dikkechill
I have posted this once months ago.

It's smooth :BangBang:

http://www.teen-sex.nl./learnchinees.jpg



cya
dikkechill
That's Japanese!

Jinn 02-21-2002 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ldinternet
Does anyone know what this says?
I tried to translate, and to me, it looks like some kind of fake fucked up love letter. Though I wouldn't take it too seriously... it came with a virus attatched. :1orglaugh

你好！
不知你发现没有，最近半年来，上课时我总是有意无意地 坐在你的旁边。如果有一天你的座位被别的同学占了，我 会若 有所失。今天我走进教室，没看见你，正在犹豫，突然你 在背后*了我一下，说：“咱们坐那儿去！”你的这种表 示，给了我勇气，我决定给你写这封信。三年的大学生活 过去了，还有一年 左右我们就要毕业了。在这种时刻，我想知道你对我的印 象如何？我们的关系能不能仅仅局限在同学或“同桌”的 水平上？

至于我对你的印象，不用说你也能感到。你美丽、聪慧、 轻 盈，像一颗星、一轮月、一朵云**
等待着你的回答。

等愛降落
零點?

shit... that didn't work. :(
hold on & i'll post an image later...
Some stupid love letter. I am too old for that kind of shit

ldinternet 02-21-2002 02:09 PM
Then don't reply. :321GFY

Obviously its a standardised message that comes with the virus, I'd just like to know what it says. As I was stupid enough to copy the thing, delete it, then paste it here and have the board fuck it up, then I guess its gone for good. :BangBang:

Dreamman010 02-21-2002 02:10 PM
If you're talking about Chinese, then take a look at these "translations":

Are you harboring a fugitive?(Hu Yu Hai Ding?)
Stupid Fellow (Dum Gai)
Small horse ( Tai Ni Poni)
Prices are too high here ( No Bai Dam Ting)
I bumped into a coffee table ( Ai Bang Mai Ni)
Have you considered a face lift? (Chin Tu Fat)
You try saving electricity? (Wai So Dim?)
Inquiry to determine if bus is due ( Hao Long Wei Ting?)
Plaything belonging to ancient emperor (Ming Toy)
You're blowing your diet ( Wai Yu Mun Ching?)
Keep out of the pond ( Noh Wei Ding)
Tow-away zone ( No Pah King)
Don't you know anything by Cole Porter? ( Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?)
You are not very bright ( Yu So Dum)
I have a press pass (Ai No Pei)
I don't deserve the death penalty ( Wai Hang Mi?)
Remain out of sight ( Lei Lo)
Cleaning automobile (Wa Shing Cah)
Did someone fertilize the field? ( Hu Flung Dung?)
Your body odor is offensive (Shu Man Go)
They are approaching ( Hia Dei Kum)

pr0 02-21-2002 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Dreamman010
If you're talking about Chinese, then take a look at these "translations":

Are you harboring a fugitive?(Hu Yu Hai Ding?)
Stupid Fellow (Dum Gai)
Small horse ( Tai Ni Poni)
Prices are too high here ( No Bai Dam Ting)
I bumped into a coffee table ( Ai Bang Mai Ni)
Have you considered a face lift? (Chin Tu Fat)
You try saving electricity? (Wai So Dim?)
Inquiry to determine if bus is due ( Hao Long Wei Ting?)
Plaything belonging to ancient emperor (Ming Toy)
You're blowing your diet ( Wai Yu Mun Ching?)
Keep out of the pond ( Noh Wei Ding)
Tow-away zone ( No Pah King)
Don't you know anything by Cole Porter? ( Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?)
You are not very bright ( Yu So Dum)
I have a press pass (Ai No Pei)
I don't deserve the death penalty ( Wai Hang Mi?)
Remain out of sight ( Lei Lo)
Cleaning automobile (Wa Shing Cah)
Did someone fertilize the field? ( Hu Flung Dung?)
Your body odor is offensive (Shu Man Go)
They are approaching ( Hia Dei Kum)
nice! haha

dikkechill 02-21-2002 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jinn

That's Japanese!
Hmmm i never did pay much attention in school :)


cya
dikkechill

Heinrich 02-21-2002 03:35 PM
anyway .. GONG XI FA CAI everyone !
married guys, gimme red pockets !!

ldinternet 02-24-2002 01:21 PM
　Got it!!

http://www.hotlinkpro.com/canto.gif


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