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MetroPornTour 09-17-2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
You sound like you have PMS

Stop bitching. :2 cents:

And why don't you try learning something instead of just paying someone to do aboslutely everything (traffic, marketing, design) for you.

Maybe this is the wrong place for you. Just buy/bid on one of those "Turn Key Adult Websites" on E-Bay :thumbsup


You know there is always got to be someone that wants to take a shot.
I posted a "Help wanted" and thats all there is to it. If it's not what you're interested in why bother with the energy to insult me.

As for learning something:

We already do a hell of alot! ON THE PRODUCTION END.
Do you think content makes itself?

We have to track down talent. Organize schedules. Deal with scenarios, setups, problems on set, find viagara for men that don't work and find stunt cocks when viagara doesn't work.

Not to mention knowing how to handle the camera, light the damn place, show girls how to pose, get all the angles needed, balance egos, get this stuff edited, take it to distribution, do paperwork, organize locations, etc etc.

The fucking list goes on and on and on.

And I'm not in the United States with a nice abilty to find readily qualified people that are ready to work. We have to beg girls to work and explain to them they aren't going to recieve 20k for a video and most local cameramen either shoot with real film or Betacam.

So don't chew me out for not being a webmaster/programer/database consultant/etc. I put the money up. Therefore I'm the boss and as part of my job description to locate people that know their job so I don't have to do it for them.

And with luck I'll have content into the hands of person I've decided to go with by the end of the month. (I'm swamped in doing a catalog of what we currently have.)

So you will see a new site soon.

OTerror 09-17-2005 11:55 AM

checkout our portfolio I think you will be impressed ;)

nexcom28 09-17-2005 12:23 PM

I asked for a full site redesign to, after I had hired him with $800 on the table he backed out after a week stating he couldn't continue due to moral issues :1orglaugh Anyway all he did was one crappy banner.

rezdesign 09-17-2005 12:37 PM

Kelly, just sent you an e-mail.

You can also contact me via ICQ or MSN... (see sig)

:thumbsup :thumbsup

MetroPornTour 09-17-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28
I asked for a full site redesign to, after I had hired him with $800 on the table he backed out after a week stating he couldn't continue due to moral issues :1orglaugh Anyway all he did was one crappy banner.

And doesn't it piss you off that they dont have a morality problem taking your money?

As for the entire morality thing. Myself and another pronographer produced some extreme rape stuff in Russia. We had a BITCH of a time getting rid of it. Thank God for the Japanese market or we would have been out some serious coin.

Zuzana Designs 09-17-2005 01:37 PM

I can help you out if you are still looking :)

blackmonsters 09-18-2005 02:14 AM

Kelly,

Your mailbox is full. I tried to send you a message but it was returned.
I have a great plan for you as in free! I will try to send the email again layer.

basschick 09-18-2005 02:46 AM

MetroPornTour - i work as a project manager, and i suggest that this is what you need. find someone experienced, with a good reputation and references. do searches on the boards, and ask around.

then it's the project manager's job to get everyone else working, and a good PM will know designers, writers, marketers, etc. if a designer disappears, the PM finds a new one to finish the job. if you have someone working on banners, the PM will make sure the text is right, and the delivery time is kept. and so on. so no matter what the problems are, you are no longer the person dealing with them...

MetroPornTour 09-18-2005 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters
Kelly,

Your mailbox is full. I tried to send you a message but it was returned.
I have a great plan for you as in free! I will try to send the email again layer.

It shouldn't be full.
I just checked it this morning. Unless Mail.com is screwing up again.

My address is [email protected]
And free I always like.

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Evil Doer 09-18-2005 02:58 AM

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MetroPornTour 09-18-2005 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by basschick
MetroPornTour - i work as a project manager, and i suggest that this is what you need. find someone experienced, with a good reputation and references. do searches on the boards, and ask around.

then it's the project manager's job to get everyone else working, and a good PM will know designers, writers, marketers, etc. if a designer disappears, the PM finds a new one to finish the job. if you have someone working on banners, the PM will make sure the text is right, and the delivery time is kept. and so on. so no matter what the problems are, you are no longer the person dealing with them...


Umm sorry it appears I didn't empty the trash bin.

Hornydog4cooter 09-18-2005 03:05 AM

This thread made me laugh :1orglaugh

blackmonsters 09-18-2005 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
It shouldn't be full.
I just checked it this morning. Unless Mail.com is screwing up again.

My address is [email protected]
And free I always like.

Hi,
I just sent the email again.

napoleon 09-18-2005 05:26 PM

Email sent... :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

reed_4 09-18-2005 11:59 PM

bump for great site designers.


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