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Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 06:29 PM

it's actually a compilation of issues.....

1. I'm burned out on rum & cokes and vodka / tonics..... I need a change but honestly, what else is there?

2. I can't decide if I should pull my dog in a tube behind the jetski, or if I should put him in front of me on the seat.

3. It's time to paint the pool deck..... should I attempt it myself or hire someone?

if anyone can help out here, I would sign my soul over to you.

Spunky · 09-11-2005, 06:32 PM

I would try Gin and tonics,put the doggie on the front seat..what if he fell off the tube and it might traumatize him.Depends on the pool deck is it still in good shape or does the old paint need to be stripped off..If it is pretty good,I would paint it myself

StickyGreen · 09-11-2005, 06:33 PM

switch to cognac mang. drink only cognac without mixing other bullshit in it and you won't even have a hangover.

StickyGreen · 09-11-2005, 06:34 PM

oh and paint that shit yourself unless it's huge...

GigoloJustin · 09-11-2005, 06:34 PM

Vodka Redbull

HE WHO HAS RESURFACED! · 09-11-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

it's actually a compilation of issues.....

1. I'm burned out on rum & cokes and vodka / tonics..... I need a change but honestly, what else is there?

2. I can't decide if I should pull my dog in a tube behind the jetski, or if I should put him in front of me on the seat.

3. It's time to paint the pool deck..... should I attempt it myself or hire someone?

if anyone can help out here, I would sign my soul over to you.

hey AMP!!!!! know who this is??? (if you seen an earlier post you do

)

sounds like your liking it in maui

here's some help..
question 1; Long island iced tea
question 2: put the dog up front.. what if he falls off the tube?
question 3: hire someone.. Your in fucking maui for christs sake.....

tony286 · 09-11-2005, 06:34 PM

turn to club soda or sparkling mineral water and hire someone .Lifes too short.

GigoloJustin · 09-11-2005, 06:35 PM

Pool decks are pretty easy if you can read the plans right. I say do it yourself.

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

switch to cognac mang. drink only cognac without mixing other bullshit in it and you won't even have a hangover.

I've never tried cognac..... but I've been VERY tempted the last couple of years.....

I tried some ancient scotch the other week.... was awesome.

Gin/Tonics... gin is an old friend of mine. But it makes me violent. Gotta stay away from the gin.

HE WHO HAS RESURFACED! · 09-11-2005, 06:36 PM

anyway.. how do i find ITCHY??

i heard you went mainstream they say here on GFY.. i just came back a couple days ago.... SD!!!

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HE WHO HAS RESURFACED!

anyway.. how do i find ITCHY??

i heard you went mainstream they say here on GFY.. i just came back a couple days ago.... SD!!!

beats me... I'm not in porn or mainstream. I don't work at all anymore. I'm just enjoying the fruits of my labor, (so to speak). Why work when you don't have to.

StickyGreen · 09-11-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I've never tried cognac..... but I've been VERY tempted the last couple of years.....

I tried some ancient scotch the other week.... was awesome.

Gin/Tonics... gin is an old friend of mine. But it makes me violent. Gotta stay away from the gin.

remy martin is my favorite. you should pick up a bottle and try it out...

sextoyking · 09-11-2005, 06:40 PM

Amp,

Painting can be quite enjoyable and stress free. Do you do alot of Landscaping / gardening also?

JasonB · 09-11-2005, 06:40 PM

Heya AMP!

1. Switch to beer
2. Leave the dog on the beach
3. Hire someone

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sextoyking

Amp,

Painting can be quite enjoyable and stress free. Do you do alot of Landscaping / gardening also?

Landscaping.... just my own property..... I don't do anything for money. I'll be finishing up my property here this week around Wednesday. Then I got a couple mainstream sites to do as favors to some people on the mainland.... nothing huge.... and then I'm open to whatever interests me.

sextoyking · 09-11-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Landscaping.... just my own property..... I don't do anything for money. I'll be finishing up my property here this week around Wednesday. Then I got a couple mainstream sites to do as favors to some people on the mainland.... nothing huge.... and then I'm open to whatever interests me.

Not for money of course

I am not too good at painting or landscaping but I try to help out when I have my pops over to do work. It sure is fun creating / improving the yard

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sextoyking

Not for money of course

I am not too good at painting or landscaping but I try to help out when I have my pops over to do work. It sure is fun creating / improving the yard

word..... my yard has really transformed since I bought it. It looks amazing now. Definately some pride of accomplishment there.

but I'm at the stage now that I gotta start thinking about what's next..... cuz I can't sit on the couch and watch Oprah..... I'd rather die. So, I got a couple things in mind..... and always willing to try new things..... we'll see how it goes...

Ray Nagin · 09-11-2005, 06:48 PM

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ray Nagin

feel better now that you got that in?

sextoyking · 09-11-2005, 06:50 PM

Amp,

well if you don't have alot of house stuff left to do mabey something like:

1. Teach photoshop / computer stuff to local kids or adults at a school or college?

You have good skills and mabey it could help some kid out or something? I know you live on a pretty wealthy island - so I don't know if there are alot of low income families / kids there?? - that might be able to use those skills and not pay much or nothing?

Ray Nagin · 09-11-2005, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

feel better now that you got that in?

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sextoyking

Amp,

well if you don't have alot of house stuff left to do mabey something like:

1. Teach photoshop / computer stuff to local kids or adults at a school or college?

You have good skills and mabey it could help some kid out or something? I know you live on a pretty wealthy island - so I don't know if there are alot of low income families / kids there?? - that might be able to use those skills and not pay much or nothing?

I was thinking about volunteering to the Humane Society. I love animals and I hate seeing them suffer.

Computer stuff..... I'd rather just pretend the Interweb doesn't exist anymore. (Aside from the occasional browse) I really want nothing to do with this stuf anymore. I think my time and effort would be of better use going to something like the Humane Society.

sextoyking · 09-11-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I was thinking about volunteering to the Humane Society. I love animals and I hate seeing them suffer.

Computer stuff..... I'd rather just pretend the Interweb doesn't exist anymore. (Aside from the occasional browse) I really want nothing to do with this stuf anymore. I think my time and effort would be of better use going to something like the Humane Society.

The Humane Society is a great idea mano!!!

That would really help out

CDSmith · 09-11-2005, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

1. I'm burned out on rum & cokes and vodka / tonics..... I need a change but honestly, what else is there?

Easy. Buy more vodka, buy some of those frozen concentrated juices from the grocery, like rasberry, white grape, lemonade etc, and buy a few big bottles of club soda.
Mix as follows...

1-3 oz vodka (in a big pre-frozen mug if possible)
pour in an equal amount of concentrated fruit juice (let it thaw for a bit before-hand)
top it up with club soda,

These drinks will keep you busy and interested for a long time. Trust me on that.

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

2. I can't decide if I should pull my dog in a tube behind the jetski, or if I should put him in front of me on the seat.

Try it both ways. :D

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

3. It's time to paint the pool deck..... should I attempt it myself or hire someone?

Eh, I could go either way. If it's just a simple roll job with some special paint then I'd say do it yourself. Just attach a broomhandle or telescopic roller handle to the roller and roll that shit on.

If not, hire it out, pour yourself a drink and watch others do the work.

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

if anyone can help out here, I would sign my soul over to you.

I'm arranging to sell your soul to a soul broker as we speak.

Ray Nagin · 09-11-2005, 07:04 PM

sonofsam · 09-11-2005, 07:06 PM

You're living the life. We get it.

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

You're living the life. We get it.

Good.

5678

digifan · 09-11-2005, 07:11 PM

Life changing issue lol... got a pic of your dog?

pussyluver · 09-11-2005, 07:11 PM

You'll find as you mature that a well aged Scotch is the drink of choice for the serious drinker.

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by digifan

Life changing issue lol... got a pic of your dog?

yes.... but it's still in the camera..... and as of this moment, I'm still not sure exactly where the camera is at.... lol

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

You'll find as you mature that a well aged Scotch is the drink of choice for the serious drinker.

the scotch we had at Ruths Chris Restaurant was reeeeaaaallly fucking smooth. Even my girl liked it.

I believe we'll be trying more of it in the future.

digifan · 09-11-2005, 07:14 PM

Never mind.. I was just curious

broke · 09-11-2005, 07:42 PM

1. Ditch the ape.
2. See a shrink.
3. Take your meds.

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

1. Ditch the ape.
2. See a shrink.
3. Take your meds.

1. I like the ape.
2. I have 2 shrinks.
3. I have more meds than a standard pharmacy stockroom.

next.

LauraLee · 09-11-2005, 07:51 PM

i like the humane society idea. definitely a rewarding way to help.

SplitLZ · 09-11-2005, 07:52 PM

You have to much time on your hands

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SplitLZ

You have to much time on your hands

indeed.

and also a good disco tune by Styx.

$5 submissions · 09-11-2005, 07:54 PM

Cool. My suggestion: teach others your passion. Why not teach people how to surf? Personally, I'd love to learn to surf. We have some decent waves here in the Philippines (totally depends on the time of year though).

Amputate Your Head · 09-11-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Cool. My suggestion: teach others your passion. Why not teach people how to surf? Personally, I'd love to learn to surf. We have some decent waves here in the Philippines (totally depends on the time of year though).

good suggestion, but surfing is not my passion. That was part of my "Amp" character here on the board.

I'm dealing with real world stuff now. Not make believe.

WarChild · 09-11-2005, 07:59 PM

1) Try a Whiskey Sour, you might like it.
2) Put the dog on the front, you might not notice him missing off the tube behind you.
3) Paint it yourself, you'll have a sense of accomplishment everytime you use the pool.

p1mpdogg · 09-11-2005, 08:13 PM

im quite sure your landlord would really appreciate it if you painted his deck, and that if you brought lensman a CC&7 im sure that wouldnt bore him. and you are now walking neighborhood dogs? id go with the pulling them behind the adult.com jetski, more effecient. pull more dogs

hope this helps ampie

09-11-2005, 09:23 PM

try Crown Royal and Pepsi...

Amputate Your Head · 09-13-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

im quite sure your landlord would really appreciate it if you painted his deck, and that if you brought lensman a CC&7 im sure that wouldnt bore him. and you are now walking neighborhood dogs? id go with the pulling them behind the adult.com jetski, more effecient. pull more dogs

hope this helps ampie

you're really getting watered down lately Trey. Is that the best you can do anymore?

you used to be somewhat entertaining.... now you're just sad.

maybe it's time for you to pick up your coke habit again.

iBanker · 09-13-2005, 02:54 PM

Hey brotha, how goes the good life?

Amputate Your Head · 09-13-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by iBanker

Hey brotha, how goes the good life?

pretty damn good.

'cept it's been hot as fuck over here for about a month.

how's life on the mainland been treatin' you?

iBanker · 09-13-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

pretty damn good.

'cept it's been hot as fuck over here for about a month.

how's life on the mainland been treatin' you?

Working like a dog.

Good news is that Football season started, and that always makes me happy.

You know me man, I work too much. Things are good though. Thinking about catching a couple padres games in the near future.

brand0n · 09-13-2005, 03:42 PM

try capt n coke

Damian_Maxcash · 09-13-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

the scotch we had at Ruths Chris Restaurant was reeeeaaaallly fucking smooth. Even my girl liked it.

I believe we'll be trying more of it in the future.

Scotch is the stuff that sends me violent - Ive in trouble with the police twice

Both time due to Scotch - I just dont touch it anymore.

Tequilla And Lime BTW.

Fred Quimby · 09-13-2005, 04:02 PM

Get a 5 gallon sprayer from Home Depot or Lowes and put the stain in the sprayer,,,then spray away.

EroticySteve · 09-13-2005, 04:11 PM

I got a good chuckle from reading that.

Vodka tonics
tube
paint it yourself.

09-11-2005, 06:29 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I have a life changing issue..... I need GFY's help it's actually a compilation of issues..... 1. I'm burned out on rum & cokes and vodka / tonics..... I need a change but honestly, what else is there? 2. I can't decide if I should pull my dog in a tube behind the jetski, or if I should put him in front of me on the seat. 3. It's time to paint the pool deck..... should I attempt it myself or hire someone? if anyone can help out here, I would sign my soul over to you.

09-11-2005, 06:32 PM	#2
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	I would try Gin and tonics,put the doggie on the front seat..what if he fell off the tube and it might traumatize him.Depends on the pool deck is it still in good shape or does the old paint need to be stripped off..If it is pretty good,I would paint it myself __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	turn to club soda or sparkling mineral water and hire someone .Lifes too short.

09-11-2005, 06:35 PM	#8
GigoloJustin Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 2,244	Pool decks are pretty easy if you can read the plans right. I say do it yourself.

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sextoyking Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Portland, OR. Posts: 6,034	Amp, well if you don't have alot of house stuff left to do mabey something like: 1. Teach photoshop / computer stuff to local kids or adults at a school or college? You have good skills and mabey it could help some kid out or something? I know you live on a pretty wealthy island - so I don't know if there are alot of low income families / kids there?? - that might be able to use those skills and not pay much or nothing? __________________ ICQ: 52344098 -------------------------------------- 50% Commissions on all Product Sales. http://www.wishing.com/money

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09-11-2005, 08:13 PM	#41
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	im quite sure your landlord would really appreciate it if you painted his deck, and that if you brought lensman a CC&7 im sure that wouldnt bore him. and you are now walking neighborhood dogs? id go with the pulling them behind the adult.com jetski, more effecient. pull more dogs hope this helps ampie __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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