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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
1. I'm burned out on rum & cokes and vodka / tonics..... I need a change but honestly, what else is there?
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Easy. Buy more vodka, buy some of those frozen concentrated juices from the grocery, like rasberry, white grape, lemonade etc, and buy a few big bottles of club soda.
Mix as follows...
1-3 oz vodka (in a big pre-frozen mug if possible)
pour in an equal amount of concentrated fruit juice (let it thaw for a bit before-hand)
top it up with club soda,
These drinks will keep you busy and interested for a long time. Trust me on that.
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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
2. I can't decide if I should pull my dog in a tube behind the jetski, or if I should put him in front of me on the seat.
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Try it both ways. :D
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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
3. It's time to paint the pool deck..... should I attempt it myself or hire someone?
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Eh, I could go either way. If it's just a simple roll job with some special paint then I'd say do it yourself. Just attach a broomhandle or telescopic roller handle to the roller and roll that shit on.
If not, hire it out, pour yourself a drink and watch others do the work.
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if anyone can help out here, I would sign my soul over to you.
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I'm arranging to sell your soul to a soul broker as we speak.