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09-11-2005, 08:17 AM
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I'm a great bowler.
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How Religion Ruined the start of Football Season for me.
Got a phone call on Friday night from my dad saying that my mom was selected as a Church elder. She has been Uber Religious since I can remember and prays for me all the time. She is having her induction ceremony today at 2:30 and then a dinner to follow. I HAVE TO GO! There are no excuses to not show up other than wanting to chill with my friends, have a BBQ, and watch some good ole' Football.
Now I have to wear a suit and be stuffy all day instead! Thanks for nothing, Religion!!!  Why couldn't my mom be a Jehovah's Witness instead? I wouldn't mind missing college football on Saturdays as much as watching my Bucs! Or is that 7th Day Advents? Whatever, screw it. I'm pissed at Jesus right now.
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09-11-2005, 08:18 AM
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fake that you have terminal bone cancer. Always works for me
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09-11-2005, 08:19 AM
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holla
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look on the bright side.. you can still go spend $900 after the ceremony
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09-11-2005, 08:19 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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09-11-2005, 08:23 AM
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holla
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09-11-2005, 08:24 AM
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I'm a great bowler.
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09-11-2005, 08:58 AM
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Ronin
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you are god's twinbrother...
just tell your mum
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09-11-2005, 09:00 AM
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peace&profit,
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TIVO or DVR your games, and bam, you got yourself a dinner date =)
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09-11-2005, 09:03 AM
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In Tushy Land
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lol, you will be ok
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09-11-2005, 09:13 AM
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09-11-2005, 11:18 AM
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it's your mom...football will be on next week...or just use DVR. You don't play for any of those football teams and none of them would miss anything important for YOU. Fuck em.
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