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Old 09-08-2005, 06:53 AM   #1
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God man I need my dick sucked?

I havent had my dick sucked in along time. I meet this girl the other day she's nice a slutty but dont suck dick! For the love of god I like this girl but she wont suck dick I think I am going to ditch her. What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?
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Old 09-08-2005, 06:54 AM   #2
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why do you start these threads? and you wonder why people dont wanna do business with you. and you wonder why people kill your affil accounts
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Old 09-08-2005, 06:55 AM   #3
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Figure out why. Analyze and investigate. You may be able to help her get over this phobia.
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Old 09-08-2005, 06:57 AM   #4
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What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?
Put your head between your legs and blow...about as close as you're going to get...
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Old 09-08-2005, 06:58 AM   #5
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What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?
Leave your mother alone. She has enough on her plate dealing with you for a son.
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Old 09-08-2005, 06:58 AM   #6
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why do you start these threads? and you wonder why people dont wanna do business with you. and you wonder why people kill your affil accounts
I am just being me this is how I feel whats wrong with being me it's not hurting anybody or messing up anybody's business.
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:00 AM   #7
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Leave your mother alone. She has enough on her plate dealing with you for a son.

ooooo You dirty rat!

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Old 09-08-2005, 07:02 AM   #8
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How old are you? I can't imagine you being over 16.
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:02 AM   #9
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She is slutty but does not suck dick??? Something is wrong with that overall statement.
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:02 AM   #10
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How old are you? I can't imagine you being over 16.
Ha Ha I am 22 going on 16
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:03 AM   #11
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Put your head between your legs and blow...about as close as you're going to get...

LMAO!!!!!
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:05 AM   #12
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ooooo You dirty rat!


A minute ago it was, "you dirty slut". What a heartfelt edit.
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:05 AM   #13
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She is slutty but does not suck dick??? Something is wrong with that overall statement.
She let me fuck the first hour I meet her she was a freak but would not suck my balls. I told her lick the balls and she did not lick my balls Then as time went on I found out she wont suck dick or lick balls I guess asking her to lick my ass is not going to happen so I guess she is half slut!
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:09 AM   #14
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looks like you need to start paying for it then.....
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:09 AM   #15
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Ha Ha I am 22 going on 16
i find it hard to believe your 22, don't you have a school bus to catch or something?
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:11 AM   #16
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i find it hard to believe your 22, don't you have a school bus to catch or something?
Not unless your the driver and it's a short bus!
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:16 AM   #17
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Ha Ha I am 22 going on 16
Start acting your age Eh?
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:18 AM   #18
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Start acting your age Eh?
Why what would be the fun in that?
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:19 AM   #19
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:38 AM   #20
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maybe you could start teaching her
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:44 AM   #21
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:14 AM   #22
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I havent had my dick sucked in along time. I meet this girl the other day she's nice a slutty but dont suck dick!
I think your problem is called smegma
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:15 AM   #23
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I havent had my dick sucked in along time. I meet this girl the other day she's nice a slutty but dont suck dick! For the love of god I like this girl but she wont suck dick I think I am going to ditch her. What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?
Maybe 'wash down there'?

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Old 09-08-2005, 09:42 AM   #24
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Some girls just don't like it.

Maybe she's keeping it for when you get to knoweachoter better (sluts still have SOME standards and values).


Maybe she just can't find your dick and wants to avoid wadding through your pubic hair to find that needle you call a dick
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:44 AM   #25
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:51 AM   #26
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Maybe she just can't find your dick and wants to avoid wadding through your pubic hair to find that needle you call a dick
Oh fuck, needle dick haven't heard that one for awhile
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:53 AM   #27
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Old 09-08-2005, 09:56 AM   #28
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:08 AM   #29
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:12 AM   #30
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:14 AM   #31
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these are the kind of threads that deserve the Orly Owl..normally I wouldn't do this but i'm mixing it up with alil something different,here it goes..
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:46 PM   #32
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Why what would be the fun in that?
Well, I'd like to think this forum is for business and the occasional fun shit. You, however, take this to be your little playground where you regularly stay stupid shit almost daily.

Seriously, If you still have the desire to make money in this industry start acting more professional. I'm 20 years old, and though I'm in an age group that is quite tainted in this industry, I act as professional as possible and get a lot of business done on this forum.

Stop acting the way you do.
I've read your posts from your other nicks, and you CAN make something of yourself if you tried, but from the look of it you aren't trying at all.
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:48 PM   #33
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if you really want it, go get a professional.
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