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shife · 09-08-2005, 06:53 AM

I havent had my dick sucked in along time. I meet this girl the other day she's nice a slutty but dont suck dick! For the love of god I like this girl but she wont suck dick I think I am going to ditch her. What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?

fris · 09-08-2005, 06:54 AM

why do you start these threads? and you wonder why people dont wanna do business with you. and you wonder why people kill your affil accounts

EroticySteve · 09-08-2005, 06:55 AM

Figure out why. Analyze and investigate. You may be able to help her get over this phobia.

OldSchoolJim · 09-08-2005, 06:57 AM

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What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?

Put your head between your legs and blow...about as close as you're going to get...

Holly · 09-08-2005, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by shife

What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?

Leave your mother alone. She has enough on her plate dealing with you for a son.

shife · 09-08-2005, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

why do you start these threads? and you wonder why people dont wanna do business with you. and you wonder why people kill your affil accounts

I am just being me this is how I feel whats wrong with being me it's not hurting anybody or messing up anybody's business.

shife · 09-08-2005, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Leave your mother alone. She has enough on her plate dealing with you for a son.

ooooo You dirty rat!

bangman · 09-08-2005, 07:02 AM

How old are you? I can't imagine you being over 16.

mindoza · 09-08-2005, 07:02 AM

She is slutty but does not suck dick??? Something is wrong with that overall statement.

shife · 09-08-2005, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bangman

How old are you? I can't imagine you being over 16.

Ha Ha I am 22 going on 16

Funbrunette · 09-08-2005, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 2getit

Put your head between your legs and blow...about as close as you're going to get...

LMAO!!!!!

Holly · 09-08-2005, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by shife

ooooo You dirty rat!

A minute ago it was, "you dirty slut". What a heartfelt edit.

shife · 09-08-2005, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

She is slutty but does not suck dick??? Something is wrong with that overall statement.

She let me fuck the first hour I meet her she was a freak but would not suck my balls. I told her lick the balls and she did not lick my balls

Then as time went on I found out she wont suck dick or lick balls I guess asking her to lick my ass is not going to happen so I guess she is half slut!

richrich · 09-08-2005, 07:09 AM

looks like you need to start paying for it then.....

dynastoned · 09-08-2005, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by shife

Ha Ha I am 22 going on 16

i find it hard to believe your 22, don't you have a school bus to catch or something?

shife · 09-08-2005, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned

i find it hard to believe your 22, don't you have a school bus to catch or something?

Not unless your the driver and it's a short bus!

bangman · 09-08-2005, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by shife

Ha Ha I am 22 going on 16

Start acting your age Eh?

shife · 09-08-2005, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by bangman

Start acting your age Eh?

Why what would be the fun in that?

abz · 09-08-2005, 07:19 AM

If you had a dick like mine you could suck it yourself

tranza · 09-08-2005, 08:38 AM

maybe you could start teaching her

QuaWee · 09-08-2005, 08:44 AM

wtf, is wrong with you

wjxxx · 09-08-2005, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by shife

I havent had my dick sucked in along time. I meet this girl the other day she's nice a slutty but dont suck dick!

I think your problem is called smegma

Barefootsies · 09-08-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by shife

I havent had my dick sucked in along time. I meet this girl the other day she's nice a slutty but dont suck dick! For the love of god I like this girl but she wont suck dick I think I am going to ditch her. What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?

Maybe 'wash down there'?

NoWhErE · 09-08-2005, 09:42 AM

Some girls just don't like it.

Maybe she's keeping it for when you get to knoweachoter better (sluts still have SOME standards and values).

Maybe she just can't find your dick and wants to avoid wadding through your pubic hair to find that needle you call a dick

Manowar · 09-08-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

why do you start these threads? and you wonder why people dont wanna do business with you. and you wonder why people kill your affil accounts

cool1 · 09-08-2005, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Maybe she just can't find your dick and wants to avoid wadding through your pubic hair to find that needle you call a dick

Oh fuck, needle dick haven't heard that one for awhile

NoWhErE · 09-08-2005, 09:53 AM

I'm old school baby! lol

cool1 · 09-08-2005, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

I'm old school baby! lol

IwantU Bryan · 09-08-2005, 10:08 AM

Just make her do it

sexypond · 09-08-2005, 10:12 AM

do it as per your convinient

Hollywood Horwitz · 09-08-2005, 10:14 AM

these are the kind of threads that deserve the Orly Owl..normally I wouldn't do this but i'm mixing it up with alil something different,here it goes..

bangman · 09-09-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shife

Why what would be the fun in that?

Well, I'd like to think this forum is for business and the occasional fun shit. You, however, take this to be your little playground where you regularly stay stupid shit almost daily.

Seriously, If you still have the desire to make money in this industry start acting more professional. I'm 20 years old, and though I'm in an age group that is quite tainted in this industry, I act as professional as possible and get a lot of business done on this forum.

Stop acting the way you do.
I've read your posts from your other nicks, and you CAN make something of yourself if you tried, but from the look of it you aren't trying at all.

MandyBlake · 09-09-2005, 11:48 PM

if you really want it, go get a professional.

Slap Dot · 09-09-2005, 11:49 PM

Why is this guy still posting?

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