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shife 09-08-2005 06:53 AM

God man I need my dick sucked?
 
I havent had my dick sucked in along time. I meet this girl the other day she's nice a slutty but dont suck dick! For the love of god I like this girl but she wont suck dick I think I am going to ditch her. What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?

fris 09-08-2005 06:54 AM

why do you start these threads? and you wonder why people dont wanna do business with you. and you wonder why people kill your affil accounts

EroticySteve 09-08-2005 06:55 AM

Figure out why. Analyze and investigate. You may be able to help her get over this phobia.

OldSchoolJim 09-08-2005 06:57 AM

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What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?
Put your head between your legs and blow...about as close as you're going to get...

Holly 09-08-2005 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by shife
What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?

Leave your mother alone. She has enough on her plate dealing with you for a son.

shife 09-08-2005 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by fris
why do you start these threads? and you wonder why people dont wanna do business with you. and you wonder why people kill your affil accounts

I am just being me this is how I feel whats wrong with being me it's not hurting anybody or messing up anybody's business.

shife 09-08-2005 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly
Leave your mother alone. She has enough on her plate dealing with you for a son.


ooooo You dirty rat!

bangman 09-08-2005 07:02 AM

How old are you? I can't imagine you being over 16.

mindoza 09-08-2005 07:02 AM

She is slutty but does not suck dick??? Something is wrong with that overall statement.

shife 09-08-2005 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bangman
How old are you? I can't imagine you being over 16.

Ha Ha I am 22 going on 16

Funbrunette 09-08-2005 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 2getit
Put your head between your legs and blow...about as close as you're going to get...


LMAO!!!!! :1orglaugh

Holly 09-08-2005 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by shife
ooooo You dirty rat!

:1orglaugh

A minute ago it was, "you dirty slut". What a heartfelt edit.

shife 09-08-2005 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza
She is slutty but does not suck dick??? Something is wrong with that overall statement.

She let me fuck the first hour I meet her she was a freak but would not suck my balls. I told her lick the balls and she did not lick my balls :( Then as time went on I found out she wont suck dick or lick balls I guess asking her to lick my ass is not going to happen so I guess she is half slut!

richrich 09-08-2005 07:09 AM

looks like you need to start paying for it then.....

dynastoned 09-08-2005 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by shife
Ha Ha I am 22 going on 16

i find it hard to believe your 22, don't you have a school bus to catch or something?

shife 09-08-2005 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by dynastoned
i find it hard to believe your 22, don't you have a school bus to catch or something?

Not unless your the driver and it's a short bus!

bangman 09-08-2005 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by shife
Ha Ha I am 22 going on 16

Start acting your age Eh? :2 cents:

shife 09-08-2005 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by bangman
Start acting your age Eh? :2 cents:

Why what would be the fun in that?

abz 09-08-2005 07:19 AM

If you had a dick like mine you could suck it yourself

tranza 09-08-2005 08:38 AM

maybe you could start teaching her :thumbsup

QuaWee 09-08-2005 08:44 AM

wtf, is wrong with you

wjxxx 09-08-2005 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by shife
I havent had my dick sucked in along time. I meet this girl the other day she's nice a slutty but dont suck dick!

I think your problem is called smegma :2 cents:

Barefootsies 09-08-2005 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by shife
I havent had my dick sucked in along time. I meet this girl the other day she's nice a slutty but dont suck dick! For the love of god I like this girl but she wont suck dick I think I am going to ditch her. What would you do if all you wanted was you dick sucked and she dident want to suck it?

Maybe 'wash down there'?

:winkwink:

NoWhErE 09-08-2005 09:42 AM

Some girls just don't like it.

Maybe she's keeping it for when you get to knoweachoter better (sluts still have SOME standards and values).


Maybe she just can't find your dick and wants to avoid wadding through your pubic hair to find that needle you call a dick :)

Manowar 09-08-2005 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by fris
why do you start these threads? and you wonder why people dont wanna do business with you. and you wonder why people kill your affil accounts

:upsidedow

cool1 09-08-2005 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Maybe she just can't find your dick and wants to avoid wadding through your pubic hair to find that needle you call a dick :)

Oh fuck, needle dick haven't heard that one for awhile :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoWhErE 09-08-2005 09:53 AM

I'm old school baby! lol

cool1 09-08-2005 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE
I'm old school baby! lol

:thumbsup

IwantU Bryan 09-08-2005 10:08 AM

Just make her do it

sexypond 09-08-2005 10:12 AM

do it as per your convinient

Hollywood Horwitz 09-08-2005 10:14 AM

these are the kind of threads that deserve the Orly Owl..normally I wouldn't do this but i'm mixing it up with alil something different,here it goes..http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal1/orly_bowie.jpg

bangman 09-09-2005 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shife
Why what would be the fun in that?

Well, I'd like to think this forum is for business and the occasional fun shit. You, however, take this to be your little playground where you regularly stay stupid shit almost daily.

Seriously, If you still have the desire to make money in this industry start acting more professional. I'm 20 years old, and though I'm in an age group that is quite tainted in this industry, I act as professional as possible and get a lot of business done on this forum.

Stop acting the way you do.
I've read your posts from your other nicks, and you CAN make something of yourself if you tried, but from the look of it you aren't trying at all.

MandyBlake 09-09-2005 11:48 PM

if you really want it, go get a professional. :)

Slap Dot 09-09-2005 11:49 PM

Why is this guy still posting?


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