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MetroPornTour · 09-09-2005, 11:24 AM

Yes he just pissed me off today. I can tolerate a little bit of whore-ish behaviour without earning money. But he is just milking it. (Do men have a monthly time too.)

He hates being called stupid and having his dialect made fun of.

So here is my contribution.

"One day a Newfie goes down to the village carpenter and requests a wooden crate that is 1 inch tall, 1 inch wide and 50 feet long."

When the carpenter asks what he needs it for, the Newfie replies "The wife snapped her clothesline the other day, and I have to send it to Toronto to get it fixed."

Slacker · 09-09-2005, 11:58 AM

What the hell are you talking about?

Funbrunette · 09-09-2005, 12:00 PM

Two words for you "Lorena Bobbitt"

Chris · 09-09-2005, 12:01 PM

canadian jokes make my brain hurt

Murderous · 09-09-2005, 12:25 PM

Is this why I haven't seen him online today? Out doing chores?

Phoenix · 09-09-2005, 12:28 PM

i heard that there is in ice crisis in Newfieland right now?

someone lost the recipe?

EscortBiz · 09-09-2005, 12:31 PM

what the heck

Doc911 · 09-09-2005, 12:35 PM

Two newfies where drinking some beers while driving through the canadian counrty side. One of them spotted a police car stopping motorists. "Quick pull over" he said and pulled a few beer lables off the bottles. They stuck the lables to their foreheads and drove up to the road block. the policeman stopped them and seeing the beer lables asked if they were drinking...

of cource not ocifer we're on the patch!

Thumbking · 09-09-2005, 12:38 PM

Since winter is comming and I love ice fishing I got one for ya

This Newfie is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with
his auger when a loud booming voice says "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!"
So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again.
The same voice booms "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!".
So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice
immediately comes again "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!".
The Newf looks around and says "Who are you anyways? God?"

"NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"

09-09-2005, 11:24 AM	#1
MetroPornTour Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,043	I'm pissed off with my husband. - Post your best Newfie jokes here.. Acadien ones too Yes he just pissed me off today. I can tolerate a little bit of whore-ish behaviour without earning money. But he is just milking it. (Do men have a monthly time too.) He hates being called stupid and having his dialect made fun of. So here is my contribution. "One day a Newfie goes down to the village carpenter and requests a wooden crate that is 1 inch tall, 1 inch wide and 50 feet long." When the carpenter asks what he needs it for, the Newfie replies "The wife snapped her clothesline the other day, and I have to send it to Toronto to get it fixed." __________________ ICQ: 335-670-081 \| L.A.: 213 985 2352 Metroporntour is operated by people that didn't do the Job they were contracted for! Click my image for my official website

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09-09-2005, 12:35 PM	#8
Doc911 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: If i was up your ass you'd know Posts: 3,695	Two newfies where drinking some beers while driving through the canadian counrty side. One of them spotted a police car stopping motorists. "Quick pull over" he said and pulled a few beer lables off the bottles. They stuck the lables to their foreheads and drove up to the road block. the policeman stopped them and seeing the beer lables asked if they were drinking... of cource not ocifer we're on the patch! __________________ For PHP/MySQL scripts ICQ 161480555 or email [email protected]

09-09-2005, 12:38 PM	#9
Thumbking Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canadabis Posts: 1,067	Since winter is comming and I love ice fishing I got one for ya This Newfie is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!" So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!". So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!". The Newf looks around and says "Who are you anyways? God?" "NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!"