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Join Date: Apr 2005
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I'm pissed off with my husband. - Post your best Newfie jokes here.. Acadien ones too
Yes he just pissed me off today. I can tolerate a little bit of whore-ish behaviour without earning money. But he is just milking it. (Do men have a monthly time too.)
He hates being called stupid and having his dialect made fun of. So here is my contribution. "One day a Newfie goes down to the village carpenter and requests a wooden crate that is 1 inch tall, 1 inch wide and 50 feet long." When the carpenter asks what he needs it for, the Newfie replies "The wife snapped her clothesline the other day, and I have to send it to Toronto to get it fixed." |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mostly the couch
Posts: 331
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal, Canada
Posts: 4,834
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Two words for you "Lorena Bobbitt"
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris
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canadian jokes make my brain hurt
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#5 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,938
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Is this why I haven't seen him online today? Out doing chores?
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
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i heard that there is in ice crisis in Newfieland right now?
someone lost the recipe? |
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Fuck Checks, CASH only!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: New York City
Posts: 19,422
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what the heck
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#8 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: If i was up your ass you'd know
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Two newfies where drinking some beers while driving through the canadian counrty side. One of them spotted a police car stopping motorists. "Quick pull over" he said and pulled a few beer lables off the bottles. They stuck the lables to their foreheads and drove up to the road block. the policeman stopped them and seeing the beer lables asked if they were drinking...
of cource not ocifer we're on the patch! |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canadabis
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Since winter is comming and I love ice fishing I got one for ya
This Newfie is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!" So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!". So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again "THERE"S NO FISH THERE EITHER!". The Newf looks around and says "Who are you anyways? God?" "NO I'M THE ARENA MANAGER!" ![]() ![]() |
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