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Old 09-09-2005, 04:40 AM   #1
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female cops.....lesbians???

what do you think???

50% of them? 100% of them?

The ones ive ran into act very masculine. I guess you have to do something, when you cant grow a mustache to try to intimidate people.
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Old 09-09-2005, 04:47 AM   #2
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I heard they abuse you when you cant afford to pay the ticket..
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:24 AM   #3
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Where I live, almost the entire Parks and Rec department are all lesbos.
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:26 AM   #4
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:26 AM   #5
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Would make a good niche - intimidating lesbian cops.
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Old 09-09-2005, 07:45 AM   #6
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I used to date a cop and she wasn't lesbo or anything but she was molested when she was younger and maybe thats why she grew up to be a cop so she could "protect" herself. Its a shame she didnt take the slutty stripper route she was pretty hot
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Old 09-09-2005, 08:02 AM   #7
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Lemme tell ya guys...

Its been over a year ago...

Early one morning, and if you guys know Big B, you know that means about 5:15 AM PT...

I jump on the 210 freeway in Pasadena in my 380 hp 5.0 Road Racer heading for the CECash.com offices.
And for once... I was not really haulin ass...

I dont know WTF was goin on.. but Id only been on the Frwy for about 1 mile doin about 75MPH and this 4wd monster truck seemed like it was out to flatten me and my 5.0
He was so close to my hatchback I changed lanes grabbing a lane left...

Monster truck followed

I changed lanes left again....

Monster truck followed again.

I changed lanes back right....

Monster truck followed again.

I said "FUCK THIS" outloud, grabbed a whole lot of 3rd gear. Friggin 5.0 leaped to life, I grabbed another lane as I hit 4th... looked down and Im doin about 105MPH and Monster truck is no where to be seen. Im slowing and just about the time Im down to 85MPH a motorcycle cop LIT ME UP and scared the living shit outta me. That CHP bike was only about a foot off my bumper - if I woulda hit my killer brakes, that bike woulda been toast.

When I finally get pulled over I realize it's a Female CHP on a BIKE!!
WTF??? A female CHP on a bike???
thats right.. A Dyke on a Bike. Madge with a Badge...
Never seen one before... Have only seen one other womain motorcop since.... whew...

This young lady had no sense of humor... Did not even acknowledge there was a Monster Truck on the frwy... and frankly was itching to take my ass to jail. well.. I shut the hell up.. yes maamd no maamd and finally the dyke on the bike wrote me for 95mph ticket..

That woulda been a 950.00 ticket. However, I shortly thereafter got the Speedo calibrated in the 5.0 - took the Dyno receipt to the Judge (woman judge mind you...) , showed the speedo repair and judge dismissed the ticket.

so check one in the dyke column for me.
and one in the kewl woman judge column too !!

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Old 09-09-2005, 08:15 AM   #8
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I knew a couple Female cops and they were pretty damn fucking hot !
loved the Cock LOL
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Old 09-09-2005, 08:32 AM   #9
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Lemme tell ya guys...

Its been over a year ago...

Early one morning, and if you guys know Big B, you know that means about 5:15 AM PT...

I jump on the 210 freeway in Pasadena in my 380 hp 5.0 Road Racer heading for the CECash.com offices.
And for once... I was not really haulin ass...

I dont know WTF was goin on.. but Id only been on the Frwy for about 1 mile doin about 75MPH and this 4wd monster truck seemed like it was out to flatten me and my 5.0
He was so close to my hatchback I changed lanes grabbing a lane left...

Monster truck followed

I changed lanes left again....

Monster truck followed again.

I changed lanes back right....

Monster truck followed again.

I said "FUCK THIS" outloud, grabbed a whole lot of 3rd gear. Friggin 5.0 leaped to life, I grabbed another lane as I hit 4th... looked down and Im doin about 105MPH and Monster truck is no where to be seen. Im slowing and just about the time Im down to 85MPH a motorcycle cop LIT ME UP and scared the living shit outta me. That CHP bike was only about a foot off my bumper - if I woulda hit my killer brakes, that bike woulda been toast.

When I finally get pulled over I realize it's a Female CHP on a BIKE!!
WTF??? A female CHP on a bike???
thats right.. A Dyke on a Bike. Madge with a Badge...
Never seen one before... Have only seen one other womain motorcop since.... whew...

This young lady had no sense of humor... Did not even acknowledge there was a Monster Truck on the frwy... and frankly was itching to take my ass to jail. well.. I shut the hell up.. yes maamd no maamd and finally the dyke on the bike wrote me for 95mph ticket..

That woulda been a 950.00 ticket. However, I shortly thereafter got the Speedo calibrated in the 5.0 - took the Dyno receipt to the Judge (woman judge mind you...) , showed the speedo repair and judge dismissed the ticket.

so check one in the dyke column for me.
and one in the kewl woman judge column too !!

Big B
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:24 AM   #10
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I knew 2 female cops and they were both married.
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:52 AM   #11
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I knew a couple Female cops and they were pretty damn fucking hot !
Yup, some of the ones around here aren't bad at all...
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:07 AM   #12
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i have no clue. i haven't known many female cops.
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:11 AM   #13
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:21 AM   #14
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The female paramedic who lives in the place behind me used to have a female cop girlfriend.. They would come home to do it during the day and it would look like some one got killed here since there would be both a cop car and an ambulance in the lot.
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:24 AM   #15
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shit!
you just killed one of my few remaing fantasies.
I thought they were trannnies!
some days life really sucks.
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:28 AM   #16
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Yep every single female cop is a lesbo oh and gym teachers too!
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:50 PM   #17
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IMO about 85% lesbian oriented.

hormone imbalanced control types. the most unattractive females in the world.

if they are married hubby is probably into femdom. ("hubby" can be male or female)

not making a value judgment, just a reality statement.


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