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Lemme tell ya guys...
Its been over a year ago...
Early one morning, and if you guys know Big B, you know that means about 5:15 AM PT...
I jump on the 210 freeway in Pasadena in my 380 hp 5.0 Road Racer heading for the CECash.com offices.
And for once... I was not really haulin ass...
I dont know WTF was goin on.. but Id only been on the Frwy for about 1 mile doin about 75MPH and this 4wd monster truck seemed like it was out to flatten me and my 5.0
He was so close to my hatchback I changed lanes grabbing a lane left...
Monster truck followed
I changed lanes left again....
Monster truck followed again.
I changed lanes back right....
Monster truck followed again.
I said "FUCK THIS" outloud, grabbed a whole lot of 3rd gear. Friggin 5.0 leaped to life, I grabbed another lane as I hit 4th... looked down and Im doin about 105MPH and Monster truck is no where to be seen. Im slowing and just about the time Im down to 85MPH a motorcycle cop LIT ME UP and scared the living shit outta me. That CHP bike was only about a foot off my bumper - if I woulda hit my killer brakes, that bike woulda been toast.
When I finally get pulled over I realize it's a Female CHP on a BIKE!!
WTF??? A female CHP on a bike???
thats right.. A Dyke on a Bike. Madge with a Badge...
Never seen one before... Have only seen one other womain motorcop since.... whew...
This young lady had no sense of humor... Did not even acknowledge there was a Monster Truck on the frwy... and frankly was itching to take my ass to jail. well.. I shut the hell up.. yes maamd no maamd and finally the dyke on the bike wrote me for 95mph ticket..
That woulda been a 950.00 ticket. However, I shortly thereafter got the Speedo calibrated in the 5.0 - took the Dyno receipt to the Judge (woman judge mind you...) , showed the speedo repair and judge dismissed the ticket.
so check one in the dyke column for me.
and one in the kewl woman judge column too !!
Big B
CECash.com
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