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noam · 09-08-2005, 04:16 PM

So here I am in Chicago doing SE work with heavy hitter sales guy my company just hired.

Started drinking at lunch, and continued on through bar meetings with clients througout the day. So I'm half sober at 7PM after about ten beers, and then they start handing me the shots.

So I'm after like 15 beers and 7 shots. I'm jet lagged and my stomach has been acting up since I was in that car accident.

He drives me back to my hotel. I doze off in the car only to wake up and puke all over myself and the passenger seat two minutes before we're back at the hotel.

Apparantly, it's his wife's card. So the car has been getting cleaned all day, probably still stinks. His wife had no car today, she made him sleep on the couch cause she was mega pissed.

Hmm, I might have to start looking for a new job.

Ray Nagin · 09-08-2005, 04:18 PM

tell your boss he needs a new wife

noam · 09-08-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ray Nagin

tell your boss he needs a new wife

Tell me about it. I figure the only way I'm getting out of this is buying his wife a new car. And this job ain't worth $40K.

Doc911 · 09-08-2005, 04:29 PM

Just say No.

Violetta · 09-08-2005, 04:35 PM

B AMA · 09-08-2005, 04:53 PM

DAMN..that blows(chunks)

pornguy · 09-08-2005, 04:58 PM

Moral of the story. DONT FUCKING DRINK WHEN WORKING!

Fresh · 09-08-2005, 05:02 PM

dude, mad props

lagwagon · 09-08-2005, 05:04 PM

thats pretty funny

Ramos · 09-08-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noam

So here I am in Chicago doing SE work with heavy hitter sales guy my company just hired.

Started drinking at lunch, and continued on through bar meetings with clients througout the day. So I'm half sober at 7PM after about ten beers, and then they start handing me the shots.

So I'm after like 15 beers and 7 shots. I'm jet lagged and my stomach has been acting up since I was in that car accident.

He drives me back to my hotel. I doze off in the car only to wake up and puke all over myself and the passenger seat two minutes before we're back at the hotel.

Apparantly, it's his wife's card. So the car has been getting cleaned all day, probably still stinks. His wife had no car today, she made him sleep on the couch cause she was mega pissed.

Hmm, I might have to start looking for a new job.

Well, the world needs ditch diggers too...

Spunky · 09-08-2005, 05:08 PM

I guess you aren't going to get that promotion now

Honez · 09-08-2005, 05:11 PM

Whoopsie

noam · 09-08-2005, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Moral of the story. DONT FUCKING DRINK WHEN WORKING!

Easier said than done when all your meetings take place in pubs...

xNetworx · 09-08-2005, 06:04 PM

Describe the puke so we can grasp the severity of the situation. Was it chunky projectile (the worst), or just liquid leakage?

noam · 09-08-2005, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Describe the puke so we can grasp the severity of the situation. Was it chunky projectile (the worst), or just liquid leakage?

Oh it was very chunky. Other than the car it also got all over my clothes. I looked like I just crawled through the sewer. Not a pretty sight for the guests of my hotel who saw me walk to my room. Not a pretty smell either...

In the morning I put the clothes inside a hotel laundry plastic bag and tied it shut so it wont smell.

I dropped it off to the front desk and told the girl "You don't want to open that". So as I head out she opens it anyway. Oh man the look on her face... it was so foul.

myjah · 09-08-2005, 07:01 PM

Oh man, that sucks. Type of thing that always happens at the worst time. Hope you offered to pay for the cleaning.

Dalai lama · 09-08-2005, 07:06 PM

Owned

emthree · 09-08-2005, 07:12 PM

offer to get it professionally cleaned and detailed

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noam Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 730	Don't puke in your boss's wife's car. So here I am in Chicago doing SE work with heavy hitter sales guy my company just hired. Started drinking at lunch, and continued on through bar meetings with clients througout the day. So I'm half sober at 7PM after about ten beers, and then they start handing me the shots. So I'm after like 15 beers and 7 shots. I'm jet lagged and my stomach has been acting up since I was in that car accident. He drives me back to my hotel. I doze off in the car only to wake up and puke all over myself and the passenger seat two minutes before we're back at the hotel. Apparantly, it's his wife's card. So the car has been getting cleaned all day, probably still stinks. His wife had no car today, she made him sleep on the couch cause she was mega pissed. Hmm, I might have to start looking for a new job.

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