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				Don't puke in your boss's wife's car.
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
		So here I am in Chicago doing SE work with heavy hitter sales guy my company just hired. 
 
Started drinking at lunch, and continued on through bar meetings with clients througout the day. So I'm half sober at 7PM after about ten beers, and then they start handing me the shots. 
 
So I'm after like 15 beers and 7 shots. I'm jet lagged and my stomach has been acting up since I was in that car accident. 
 
He drives me back to my hotel. I doze off in the car only to wake up and puke all over myself and the passenger seat two minutes before we're back at the hotel.  
 
Apparantly, it's his wife's card. So the car has been getting cleaned all day, probably still stinks. His wife had no car today, she made him sleep on the couch cause she was mega pissed. 
 
Hmm, I might have to start looking for a new job. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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