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Murderous · 09-09-2005, 04:41 PM

LOVE IT!

Tastes like chicken... a very hairy chicken.

Now that Cheney fella on the other hand, I stay away from him.. I am not into Dick.

Loryn · 09-09-2005, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IwantU Bryan

The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?

Almost all the recent presidents were from the south. For God sakes ya can't get more hillbilly that being from Arkansas!

Hollywood Horwitz · 09-09-2005, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete

"Don't buy gas unless you need it!"

Never bought a gallon of gas I didn't need LOL!

thats a great quote coming from someone who owns more gas than almost anyone in the world..

assmunk · 09-09-2005, 06:46 PM

i prefer them shaved.

Biggy2 · 09-09-2005, 08:26 PM

bush is good for one thing.. tax cuts.

did you notice cheney announced that the aid for katrina would not require a tax cut? its a simple formula.. keep the rich people happy, get the campaign donations and support, use the media to convince the poor people that bush is just like you (even though he is beyond rich)... win election, and repeat. theres some other steps in there too like knocking down your opponent, but the media helps play into that.

the democrats are fools though, they should know better than to take a candidate from new england who can't relate to middle america. the dems need a good candidate from the south.

the fuck up in the disaster wont even matter, its the same thing over and over again. keep the people with money happy, get the donations, and win the elections. this administration only cares about one thing.. tax cuts and lining the rich peoples pockets, hence why even the biggest adult webmasters vote republican.

View Poll Results: pick one
Yes I would follow him to my grave	22	13.50%
No he fucked up big time	121	74.23%
Don't really care all Gov is corrupt	19	11.66%
who cares I am a Sheep	1	0.61%
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09-09-2005, 08:26 PM	#55
Biggy2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,821	bush is good for one thing.. tax cuts. did you notice cheney announced that the aid for katrina would not require a tax cut? its a simple formula.. keep the rich people happy, get the campaign donations and support, use the media to convince the poor people that bush is just like you (even though he is beyond rich)... win election, and repeat. theres some other steps in there too like knocking down your opponent, but the media helps play into that. the democrats are fools though, they should know better than to take a candidate from new england who can't relate to middle america. the dems need a good candidate from the south. the fuck up in the disaster wont even matter, its the same thing over and over again. keep the people with money happy, get the donations, and win the elections. this administration only cares about one thing.. tax cuts and lining the rich peoples pockets, hence why even the biggest adult webmasters vote republican. Last edited by Biggy2; 09-09-2005 at 08:28 PM..

09-09-2005, 04:41 PM	#51
Murderous Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,938	LOVE IT! Tastes like chicken... a very hairy chicken. Now that Cheney fella on the other hand, I stay away from him.. I am not into Dick.