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Old 09-07-2005, 09:39 PM   #1
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Two words that will end ANY argument with your girl.

You're Right.

Why is it so hard for us to say it!?!?!!?
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:39 PM   #2
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I was thinking "Stunned cu-nt".

It actually ends everything with your girl usually.
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:40 PM   #3
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cause it are THREE words


you ? right ? wouldnt be all that hard

you ARE right is just too much
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:42 PM   #4
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cause it are THREE words


you ? right ? wouldnt be all that hard

you ARE right is just too much
Hi, I'm English. Have we met?
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:43 PM   #5
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I was thinking "Stunned cu-nt".

It actually ends everything with your girl usually.
I usually get a knee to the sack
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:48 PM   #6
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Ahh yes. Women tend to get violent in situations like that. That's probably because they haven't been trained to expect a like wise response.

Everybody knows what would happen if a man did that to another man. Next time your girlfriend tries that, counter with a right cross to the jaw. She'll think twice next time.
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:50 PM   #7
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:51 PM   #8
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:52 PM   #9
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dont think so ,


you drive a 3 series

I a 5 series

you = no money


me = some money


different worlds
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dont think so ,


you drive a 3 series

I a 5 series

you = no money


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different worlds
525 ( <---I'll put money on it) and a 330 same exact car
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:53 PM   #11
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:54 PM   #12
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:54 PM   #13
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dont think so ,

you drive a 3 series

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you = no money

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different worlds
Oh man, I got so burned!
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:54 PM   #14
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:54 PM   #15
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:55 PM   #16
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Ahh yes. Women tend to get violent in situations like that. That's probably because they haven't been trained to expect a like wise response.

Everybody knows what would happen if a man did that to another man. Next time your girlfriend tries that, counter with a right cross to the jaw. She'll think twice next time.
For someone wearing panties, you're awfully violent.
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For someone wearing panties, you're awfully violent.
It's the panties doing it. They must've belonged to some crazy girl before.
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:01 PM   #19
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It's the panties doing it. They must've belonged to some crazy girl before.
That's what happens when you hang around those Costa Rican chics. I warned you.
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That's what happens when you hang around those Costa Rican chics. I warned you.
Ahhh Costa Rican women ... What is it about Latin women then gives them the lowest shelf life of any ethnic group? Start off all wonderful curves and then gain a pound a month after their 18th birthday.
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lol, after 15 years of marriage, I can say that doesn't work anymore, with me anyways.

You're right though, it USED to work. Then I told her one day that I just said it half the time because I was tired of fighting with her and she'd shut the fuck up.

Now when I say it, it just starts ANOTHER fight.

Honesty is overated.
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:11 PM   #22
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You're Right.

Why is it so hard for us to say it!?!?!!?
Just can't say it if it is not true. Too stubborn I guess.
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:12 PM   #23
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You're right though, it USED to work. Then I told her one day that I just said it half the time because I was tired of fighting with her and she'd shut the fuck up.


thats what we call FUCKING UP BIG TIME
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:23 PM   #24
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Exactly my thoughts.

re topic - "Fuck off" or "Blow me" are far better IMO
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I just ignore them until they calm down. They'll eventually get over it and i'm not into arguing.
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Old 09-07-2005, 11:22 PM   #26
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Old 09-07-2005, 11:44 PM   #27
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lol, after 15 years of marriage, I can say that doesn't work anymore, with me anyways.

You're right though, it USED to work. Then I told her one day that I just said it half the time because I was tired of fighting with her and she'd shut the fuck up.

Now when I say it, it just starts ANOTHER fight.

Honesty is overated.
stupid move man...
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I surely love this... hehehehe

I think the two words, I shut my mouth when he say...
"leaved me"...
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Old 09-08-2005, 02:02 AM   #31
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this works for me:

"You look really hot when you are all excited"

That makes my GF forget whatever she was bitching about....
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"black eye"

that works well too
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I was thinking Shut Up.

The answer to why we never say it. Because they are usually wrong.
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I thought this thread would first start as "Yes Dear".
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is it really so hard?
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What if the arguement is "I think you've been fucking the babysitter!" ?
2 words, "no way"
3 words, "not a chance"
4 words, "want to join us
5 words. "It was just a blowjob"
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Huh?


Who the hell is that and why should he come into the argument at all?
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It actually ends everything with your girl usually.
Is it strange that that was the "pet name" I had for my ex b.f ???
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