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I'm a great bowler.
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Two words that will end ANY argument with your girl.
You're Right.
Why is it so hard for us to say it!?!?!!?
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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I was thinking "Stunned cu-nt".
It actually ends everything with your girl usually.
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Will everyone please review my newest site?
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cause it are THREE words
you ? right ? wouldnt be all that hard you ARE right is just too much |
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I need a beer
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Everybody knows what would happen if a man did that to another man. Next time your girlfriend tries that, counter with a right cross to the jaw. She'll think twice next time. ![]()
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Bland for life
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I thought it was "You C*nt!"
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"you win" works with mine
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Will everyone please review my newest site?
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Bland for life
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Fucking cun.t works for me
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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louis vuitton.
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I'm a great bowler.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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lol, after 15 years of marriage, I can say that doesn't work anymore, with me anyways.
You're right though, it USED to work. Then I told her one day that I just said it half the time because I was tired of fighting with her and she'd shut the fuck up. Now when I say it, it just starts ANOTHER fight. Honesty is overated. |
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sex is good
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Will everyone please review my newest site?
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![]() ![]() ![]() Exactly my thoughts. re topic - "Fuck off" or "Blow me" are far better IMO
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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I just ignore them until they calm down. They'll eventually get over it and i'm not into arguing.
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yea i was expecting the "you c unt" too
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Thought it was 'you're fat'.
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2 words:
fuck off. |
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I think the two words, I shut my mouth when he say... "leaved me"... |
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this works for me:
"You look really hot when you are all excited" That makes my GF forget whatever she was bitching about.... |
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"black eye"
that works well too
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Two fresh affiliate progs
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I was thinking Shut Up.
The answer to why we never say it. Because they are usually wrong.
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Viva la vulva!
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b) Say aaah c) How much d) Yes, dear
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I thought this thread would first start as "Yes Dear".
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2 words:
you win i will i'm sorry my fault is it really so hard? |
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So Fucking Banned
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rockin tha trailerpark
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"Get Out"
"Pack Up" Always works for me
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Blow me.
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fuck you? how about "fuck me" or "ohhhh behave"
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What if the arguement is "I think you've been fucking the babysitter!" ?
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sex is good
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3 words, "not a chance" 4 words, "want to join us 5 words. "It was just a blowjob" 6 words, "it was just business my dear" |
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Why's it hard? because it's a big fat lie! SHe's never right!
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beer farts
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I make pixels work
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lets fuck?
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Good one Ron.
Hit me up BTW I have business |
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Just call me Tala! :)
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