Red Lobster is going to get so owned this month - GoFuckYourself.com

mkx · 09-06-2005, 06:32 PM

I just found out their shrimp fest is back. All you can eat shrimp for $17.99 CDN. I have been waiting all year. Last year me and my brother took down 300 shrimp each. I have been saving my appetite all year for these so am aiming for 500 this year. Heck, if they keep bringing 10 shrimp every 5 minutes by the time the 300 are in, the first 100 will be out the toilet. The challenge is on. I am now also accepting bids from Lobster Trap and other seafood restaurants eat there every day this festival is on.

MattO · 09-06-2005, 06:34 PM

Red Lobster is the McDonalds of the seafood world. But then again I'm spoiled living in FL.

Make sure you don't get all battered shrimp or you'll explode.

Ice · 09-06-2005, 06:35 PM

Shit.... Headless better not find out or Red Lobster will go out of business....

mkx · 09-06-2005, 06:37 PM

I ponder we should have a gfy competition of who can eat the most shrimp there. They give you a bill at the end that tells you how many you ate. I'll try to find the one from last year

Tanker · 09-06-2005, 06:38 PM

I remember when it was all you can eat crablegs

Tanker · 09-06-2005, 06:38 PM

when I was in the Marines I eat 11 pounds one night at red lobster

Tanker · 09-06-2005, 06:39 PM

that is if you count each plate was one pound

Fletch XXX · 09-06-2005, 06:40 PM

Spunky · 09-06-2005, 06:42 PM

Fuck the shrimp..hold out for the crab legs

KingK7 · 09-06-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

Damn, that's what I call a PERFECT body / set of tits.

mkx · 09-06-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanker

I remember when it was all you can eat crablegs

Yah that's not bad but I doubt they lose as much on those. I just finished a couple sessions of those at the Manderin. Vinni Zuchini's has them every Friday now.

Red Ezra · 09-06-2005, 06:44 PM

nice pic fletch

Screaming · 09-06-2005, 06:45 PM

yeah i came home and my fiance said red lobster is going out of biz i said what he said well they have all you can eat shrimp for cheap lol and i plan to put them out of biz

mahoney · 09-06-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KingK7

Damn, that's what I call a PERFECT body / set of tits.

Those are some nice cock roaches

tranza · 09-06-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KingK7

Damn, that's what I call a PERFECT body / set of tits.

holding what i would call perfect shrimps!

tony286 · 09-06-2005, 06:53 PM

doesnt red lobsters shrimp suck

pornguy · 09-06-2005, 06:58 PM

I prefer crab legs myself.

mkx · 09-06-2005, 06:58 PM

Hell no, they are amazing. I go for the garlic ones when it's all you can eat. No bread to fill you up. Also be sure to take the salad and rice they give you home instead of killing your appetite with it before the shrimp are ready.

EroticySteve · 09-06-2005, 07:01 PM

For a change a few of us decided to go there for lunch. Bad move. The only thing enjoyable about the meal was getting the check and knowing my take was only $11. Rusty thumbtacks and cigarette butts would have been tastier.

Elli · 09-06-2005, 07:06 PM

Red Lobsters are gross, esp when you live on the coast and can get so much better food at a decent restaurants. I guess if you live inland, they aren't so bad?

Matt 26z · 09-06-2005, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MattO

Red Lobster is the McDonalds of the seafood world. But then again I'm spoiled living in FL.

Food is always better at it's source.

I ate dinner at someone's cattle farm once, and it was the best meat I'd ever had. It was freshly slaughtered that morning so it hadn't even been frozen.

Corn in the midwest from a decent farm is also amazing compared to the store bought stuff everywhere else in the country.

mkx · 09-06-2005, 07:16 PM

If you think red lobster shrimp are bad, you should try $13.99 all you can eat korean bbq shrimp.

Shoehorn! · 09-06-2005, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

I'd rather eat her.

By eat her I mean perform cunnilingus on her, not kill her and cook her and eat her.

VeriSexy · 09-06-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

That is very yummy

demented · 09-06-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Red Lobsters are gross, esp when you live on the coast and can get so much better food at a decent restaurants. I guess if you live inland, they aren't so bad?

I live inland and wouldn't touch Red Lobster with a ten foot pole...

Elli · 09-06-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by demented

I live inland and wouldn't touch Red Lobster with a ten foot pole...

hehe ok then

So it's not just me

sicone · 09-06-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

Damn.. I'm confused now... Do I want to eat her.. or the lobsters

stev0 · 09-06-2005, 09:30 PM

nice, i'll have to check out shrimp fest!

3M TA3 · 09-06-2005, 09:32 PM

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abso-fuckin-lutly!!!

Fizzgig · 09-06-2005, 09:34 PM

Isn't the Gulf Coast one of the biggest suppliers of shrimp to the U.S.? The price probably just went wayyyyyyyy up!

fuzzypeach · 09-06-2005, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

hehe ok then

So it's not just me

It's not you at all.

The seafood in Vancouver is as good as it gets

Maximillion · 09-06-2005, 10:57 PM

This is my favorite thread of the day.

Deej · 09-06-2005, 11:39 PM

MMMMMMM shriiimmmpp!!!!! I prefer mine over red lobster anyday....but i would take advantage of this also...good luck

~Ray · 09-07-2005, 03:56 AM

eat steak, eat steak, eat a big 'ol steer

AVM · 09-07-2005, 04:10 AM

Not to sound like a dick/and or insensitive to those with weight issues - but Red Lobster will remain profitable, regardless - meanwhile those of which who can actually consume 300 pieces of shrimp, are well, yes getting an AMAZING deal. But in the end, are the one's truly getting owned, as is. Let alone with 300 additional shrimps.

beemk · 09-07-2005, 04:18 AM

that sounds good, i couldnt eat that many though. do they have grilled? i dont really like deep fried stuff.

Wiggles · 09-07-2005, 04:19 AM

i prefer the crab specials, i used to gorge myself, it was rather sad, but so damn tasty!

Vitasoy · 09-07-2005, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

I'd rather eat her.

haha I was thinking the same thing

2257-Ben · 09-07-2005, 05:25 AM

They'd better do the shrimpfest thing now before the prices of shrimp go up... I hear there's only one shimp boat left in Bayou Le Batre... I think it's named "Jenny"...

DutchTeenCash · 09-07-2005, 05:32 AM

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eat steak, eat steak, eat a big 'ol steer

MickeyG · 09-07-2005, 07:22 AM

I'd rather goto the store and buy my own shrimp, much better that way

Bigfuck · 09-07-2005, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 2257-Ben

They'd better do the shrimpfest thing now before the prices of shrimp go up... I hear there's only one shimp boat left in Bayou Le Batre... I think it's named "Jenny"...

LOL I liked that movie

IYP_Mich · 09-07-2005, 07:54 AM

you're lucky they closed all red lobster here in quebec i miss it so much.

2257-Ben · 09-07-2005, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by IYP_Mich

you're lucky they closed all red lobster here in quebec i miss it so much.

That's because they didn't want to have to print the menus in French....

loverboy · 09-07-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

MMMMMMM shriiimmmpp!!!!! I prefer mine over red lobster anyday....but i would take advantage of this also...good luck

i won't trade them for any chick

makes me hungry now

Kla wolven · 09-07-2005, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

id rather eat her than the lobster im alergic to shrimp when i eat more than 20..

Eat her bwahahahahahhaha

Babagirls · 09-07-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Corn in the midwest from a decent farm is also amazing compared to the store bought stuff everywhere else in the country.

i can vouch for that.

i live in a country/suburb. we have corn fields all around us. not only is corn on the cob REALLY cheap (10 cents per cob), its so sweet & good

Sosa · 09-07-2005, 09:16 AM

heh I get their 3 shrimp deal they had going a month or so ago. That fills me up.

directfiesta · 09-07-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 2257-Ben

That's because they didn't want to have to print the menus in French....

If true, pretty dumb attitude ...

scoreman · 09-07-2005, 09:22 AM

In 2003 Red Lobster ran the all u can eat crab leg deal. It was $20. Six months go by and the earnings for Darden Restaurants (the mother ship who also runs Olive Garden and like 4 other chains), come out and their numbers are way down. All fingers point towards an 8 figure loss the Red Lobster division lost because they misjudged how much people would eat. The CFO of Red Lobster or maybe it was the CEO, I cant remember, was shortly thereafter fired because of this promotion gone awry.

With folks trying to down 300+ shrimp its no wonder.

09-06-2005, 06:32 PM	#1
mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	Red Lobster is going to get so owned this month I just found out their shrimp fest is back. All you can eat shrimp for $17.99 CDN. I have been waiting all year. Last year me and my brother took down 300 shrimp each. I have been saving my appetite all year for these so am aiming for 500 this year. Heck, if they keep bringing 10 shrimp every 5 minutes by the time the 300 are in, the first 100 will be out the toilet. The challenge is on. I am now also accepting bids from Lobster Trap and other seafood restaurants eat there every day this festival is on.

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MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Red Lobster is the McDonalds of the seafood world. But then again I'm spoiled living in FL. Make sure you don't get all battered shrimp or you'll explode.

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mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	I ponder we should have a gfy competition of who can eat the most shrimp there. They give you a bill at the end that tells you how many you ate. I'll try to find the one from last year

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mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	If you think red lobster shrimp are bad, you should try $13.99 all you can eat korean bbq shrimp.

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AVM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: South Florida. Posts: 1,890	Not to sound like a dick/and or insensitive to those with weight issues - but Red Lobster will remain profitable, regardless - meanwhile those of which who can actually consume 300 pieces of shrimp, are well, yes getting an AMAZING deal. But in the end, are the one's truly getting owned, as is. Let alone with 300 additional shrimps. Last edited by AVM; 09-07-2005 at 04:11 AM..

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Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	heh I get their 3 shrimp deal they had going a month or so ago. That fills me up.

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scoreman Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 1,491	In 2003 Red Lobster ran the all u can eat crab leg deal. It was $20. Six months go by and the earnings for Darden Restaurants (the mother ship who also runs Olive Garden and like 4 other chains), come out and their numbers are way down. All fingers point towards an 8 figure loss the Red Lobster division lost because they misjudged how much people would eat. The CFO of Red Lobster or maybe it was the CEO, I cant remember, was shortly thereafter fired because of this promotion gone awry. With folks trying to down 300+ shrimp its no wonder. __________________