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MrIzzz · 09-06-2005, 07:48 PM

so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer".

so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either

so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!!

THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!!

tony286 · 09-06-2005, 07:49 PM

I always had good experiences with ny troopers

Ordo · 09-06-2005, 07:50 PM

lucky motherf.....

Spunky · 09-06-2005, 07:51 PM

Your fucking lucky..They just love to hand those out to me

MrIzzz · 09-06-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

I always had good experiences with ny troopers

not me...i've gotten every kind of ticket possible over the last ten years. i'm just not an obediant driver

MrIzzz · 09-06-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Your fucking lucky..They just love to hand those out to me

maybe its because you keep your 8 ball out in the open on your backseat

Ramos · 09-06-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer".

so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either

so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!!
THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!!

You should have blown him, I bet you Juicy would have

MrIzzz · 09-06-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

You should have blown him, I bet you Juicy would have

i am no homosexual

bangman · 09-06-2005, 08:10 PM

Fucking A...I can only get 6 points. Already have 4 for doing 80 in a 55.

Spunky · 09-06-2005, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

maybe its because you keep your 8 ball out in the open on your backseat

They find a few rigs and all of a sudden I'm a junkie

MrIzzz · 09-06-2005, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangman

Fucking A...I can only get 6 points. Already have 4 for doing 80 in a 55.

the total for PA is 6 points? or you can get up to 6 more? thats harsh

Juicy D. Links · 09-06-2005, 08:23 PM

fucknut why didnt you flash the pba shit i gave you

phasic · 09-06-2005, 08:24 PM

no such thing as a nice cop in alabama, 3 tickets in a 2 months, all for speeding, 1 for no seat belt..

Ramos · 09-06-2005, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i am no homosexual

blowing a cop to get out of a ticket doesn't make you gay

right?

Juicy D. Links · 09-06-2005, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

blowing a cop to get out of a ticket doesn't make you gay

right?

aztecvision · 09-06-2005, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer".

so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either

so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!!

THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!!

meow, that's one lucky mofo.

Not Working · 09-06-2005, 08:30 PM

I got one for an illegally left turn . . . ..

then he asked if I was carrying a gun.

Yes, officer. Its loaded and I have an extra mag too!

Oh Well !

woj · 09-06-2005, 08:36 PM

lucky bastard

demented · 09-06-2005, 08:51 PM

Few years ago I got a ticket for window tint.. I didn't even install the tint. It was a new car I had just bought a few days before and the cop knew that. Still had a temp tag.. Damn ticket was $100 and I got a long lecture about how cops get killed because they can't see through the tint..

MikeVega · 09-06-2005, 08:56 PM

I've had 2 state troopers give me tinted window tickets instead of speeding ... that's a great deal ... you can take the tint off and show pics to the judge and they will through it out ... not that i would take the time to do that ...i just paid the tickets ..... better then points

blackfeet · 09-06-2005, 08:56 PM

i got a ticket speeding to get to orlando one weekend.

the cop stopped me and was shaking like a leaf. lol
i have never seen a cop with fear in his eyes.

my wife and i put him at ease and he chilled out.
he was very polite and gave me a ticket for speeding and let me go.

his buddy was about a half mile up the turnpike behind a railing waiting on me.
that fucker gave me the dirtest look i ever seen in my life. my wife and i busted out laughing.

i'm glad the good cop stopped me instead.

SetTheWorldonFire · 09-06-2005, 08:58 PM

nice

One look at me and any cop would pull his gun and make be come out with my hands up.

bangman · 09-06-2005, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

the total for PA is 6 points? or you can get up to 6 more? thats harsh

Allowance is 6. I can get 2 more points before a (I believe) 6-month suspension.
So, basically, I run a stop sign I'm fucked.

bangman · 09-06-2005, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega

I've had 2 state troopers give me tinted window tickets instead of speeding ... that's a great deal ... you can take the tint off and show pics to the judge and they will through it out ... not that i would take the time to do that ...i just paid the tickets ..... better then points

It's just a fine no points or anything?
I think in PA the legal limit is 3%. What is it in NYC?

Sosa · 09-06-2005, 10:30 PM

lucky lucky

RyuLion · 09-07-2005, 12:08 AM

That's because he found out your Mr. Izzz !

Rochard · 09-07-2005, 12:16 AM

Clearly this officer was gay and he just wanted your home address. You've got a new stalker now!

Vitasoy · 09-07-2005, 05:14 AM

I wish we had more of those officers here.

seeric · 09-07-2005, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

I wish we had more of those officers here.

(over the limit on this post here buddy by 4 words)

i'm gonna write you a ticket for being 4 words over your normal 5 word posting technic.

Violetta · 09-07-2005, 05:55 AM

thats great! Lucky you!!!

bigdog · 09-07-2005, 06:19 AM

why were you doing 88 anyway? there is a reason for speed limits

EroticySteve · 09-07-2005, 06:26 AM

You did something right. You apologized for being wrong. Remember that a cops entire day is spent dealing with idiots. I think of of the worst and most cliche things that one can say when getting pulled over is "What seems to be the problem officer?"

There are plenty of good cops who are just doing their job, but if you put them in a position of authority or power, they probably will take the opportunity to teach you a lesson.

I think by admitting what you did wrong you stole his thunder, he didn't feel as though he had to penalize you as you knew what you did wrong and admitted it.

Good job.

Juicy D. Links · 09-07-2005, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdog

why were you doing 88 anyway? there is a reason for speed limits

the flow of traffic is around 75+ mph so you gotta do faster to stay ahead

Juicy D. Links · 09-07-2005, 06:29 AM

I hate the PO PO

09-06-2005, 07:48 PM	#1
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	i met the nicest state trooper tonight so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer". so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!! THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!! __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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Not Working Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: L.A. Posts: 225	I got one for an illegally left turn . . . .. then he asked if I was carrying a gun. Yes, officer. Its loaded and I have an extra mag too! Oh Well !

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demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	Few years ago I got a ticket for window tint.. I didn't even install the tint. It was a new car I had just bought a few days before and the cop knew that. Still had a temp tag.. Damn ticket was $100 and I got a long lecture about how cops get killed because they can't see through the tint..

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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I've had 2 state troopers give me tinted window tickets instead of speeding ... that's a great deal ... you can take the tint off and show pics to the judge and they will through it out ... not that i would take the time to do that ...i just paid the tickets ..... better then points __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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blackfeet Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 589	i got a ticket speeding to get to orlando one weekend. the cop stopped me and was shaking like a leaf. lol i have never seen a cop with fear in his eyes. my wife and i put him at ease and he chilled out. he was very polite and gave me a ticket for speeding and let me go. his buddy was about a half mile up the turnpike behind a railing waiting on me. that fucker gave me the dirtest look i ever seen in my life. my wife and i busted out laughing. i'm glad the good cop stopped me instead.

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EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	You did something right. You apologized for being wrong. Remember that a cops entire day is spent dealing with idiots. I think of of the worst and most cliche things that one can say when getting pulled over is "What seems to be the problem officer?" There are plenty of good cops who are just doing their job, but if you put them in a position of authority or power, they probably will take the opportunity to teach you a lesson. I think by admitting what you did wrong you stole his thunder, he didn't feel as though he had to penalize you as you knew what you did wrong and admitted it. Good job. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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