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Old 09-06-2005, 07:48 PM   #1
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i met the nicest state trooper tonight

so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer".

so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either

so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!!



THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!!

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Old 09-06-2005, 07:49 PM   #2
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I always had good experiences with ny troopers
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:50 PM   #3
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:51 PM   #4
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:51 PM   #5
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I always had good experiences with ny troopers



not me...i've gotten every kind of ticket possible over the last ten years. i'm just not an obediant driver
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:52 PM   #6
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Your fucking lucky..They just love to hand those out to me

maybe its because you keep your 8 ball out in the open on your backseat
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:53 PM   #7
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so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer".

so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either

so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!!
THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!!

You should have blown him, I bet you Juicy would have
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:08 PM   #8
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:10 PM   #9
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Fucking A...I can only get 6 points. Already have 4 for doing 80 in a 55.
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:11 PM   #10
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maybe its because you keep your 8 ball out in the open on your backseat
They find a few rigs and all of a sudden I'm a junkie
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:11 PM   #11
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Fucking A...I can only get 6 points. Already have 4 for doing 80 in a 55.

the total for PA is 6 points? or you can get up to 6 more? thats harsh
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:23 PM   #12
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:24 PM   #13
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no such thing as a nice cop in alabama, 3 tickets in a 2 months, all for speeding, 1 for no seat belt..
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:24 PM   #14
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:26 PM   #15
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:29 PM   #16
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so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer".

so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either

so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!!



THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!!

meow, that's one lucky mofo.
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:30 PM   #17
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I got one for an illegally left turn . . . ..








then he asked if I was carrying a gun.

Yes, officer. Its loaded and I have an extra mag too!


Oh Well !
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:36 PM   #18
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:51 PM   #19
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Few years ago I got a ticket for window tint.. I didn't even install the tint. It was a new car I had just bought a few days before and the cop knew that. Still had a temp tag.. Damn ticket was $100 and I got a long lecture about how cops get killed because they can't see through the tint..
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:56 PM   #20
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I've had 2 state troopers give me tinted window tickets instead of speeding ... that's a great deal ... you can take the tint off and show pics to the judge and they will through it out ... not that i would take the time to do that ...i just paid the tickets ..... better then points
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:56 PM   #21
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i got a ticket speeding to get to orlando one weekend.

the cop stopped me and was shaking like a leaf. lol
i have never seen a cop with fear in his eyes.

my wife and i put him at ease and he chilled out.
he was very polite and gave me a ticket for speeding and let me go.

his buddy was about a half mile up the turnpike behind a railing waiting on me.
that fucker gave me the dirtest look i ever seen in my life. my wife and i busted out laughing.

i'm glad the good cop stopped me instead.
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:58 PM   #22
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One look at me and any cop would pull his gun and make be come out with my hands up.
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:25 PM   #23
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the total for PA is 6 points? or you can get up to 6 more? thats harsh
Allowance is 6. I can get 2 more points before a (I believe) 6-month suspension.
So, basically, I run a stop sign I'm fucked.
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:27 PM   #24
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I've had 2 state troopers give me tinted window tickets instead of speeding ... that's a great deal ... you can take the tint off and show pics to the judge and they will through it out ... not that i would take the time to do that ...i just paid the tickets ..... better then points
It's just a fine no points or anything?
I think in PA the legal limit is 3%. What is it in NYC?
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:30 PM   #25
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Clearly this officer was gay and he just wanted your home address. You've got a new stalker now!
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Old 09-07-2005, 05:14 AM   #28
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I wish we had more of those officers here.
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(over the limit on this post here buddy by 4 words)

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Old 09-07-2005, 05:55 AM   #30
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Old 09-07-2005, 06:19 AM   #31
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why were you doing 88 anyway? there is a reason for speed limits
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Old 09-07-2005, 06:26 AM   #32
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You did something right. You apologized for being wrong. Remember that a cops entire day is spent dealing with idiots. I think of of the worst and most cliche things that one can say when getting pulled over is "What seems to be the problem officer?"

There are plenty of good cops who are just doing their job, but if you put them in a position of authority or power, they probably will take the opportunity to teach you a lesson.

I think by admitting what you did wrong you stole his thunder, he didn't feel as though he had to penalize you as you knew what you did wrong and admitted it.

Good job.
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why were you doing 88 anyway? there is a reason for speed limits

the flow of traffic is around 75+ mph so you gotta do faster to stay ahead
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