Masturbation World Record - GoFuckYourself.com

Gouge · 09-05-2005, 06:51 PM

It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Kaneel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Kaneel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Kaneel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Kaneel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/t...orldrecord.php

xlogger · 09-05-2005, 06:53 PM

Damn, his penis took a beating! (no pun intended)

StuartD · 09-05-2005, 06:54 PM

Should'a been a masturbation race.... he could have come in 1st and 3rd.

Spunky · 09-05-2005, 06:54 PM

Impressive..indeed

Jarmusch · 09-05-2005, 06:55 PM

I bet he posts here at gfy.

xlogger · 09-05-2005, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I bet he posts here at gfy.

yup, it me!

CuriousToyBoy · 09-05-2005, 06:57 PM

That must have been one naughty monkey !!

;-)

sumphatpimp · 09-05-2005, 07:02 PM

and they said he would never amount to anything.

mrthumbs · 09-05-2005, 07:14 PM

http://lensman.swellserver.com/news/...orldrecord.php

No, Lensman beat it!!

sonofsam · 09-05-2005, 07:16 PM

can't believe you guys didn't remember taht site from a long time ago..

Wilbo · 09-05-2005, 07:16 PM

When I was younger I coulda beat that with one hand tied behind my back.

SilverTab · 09-05-2005, 07:24 PM

http://Bowzer.swellserver.com/news/t...orldrecord.php

Look bowzer! you beat it too!

Vitasoy · 09-05-2005, 10:29 PM

I feel sorry for his meat.

tony286 · 09-05-2005, 10:31 PM

fuck his dick must be sore lol

Babagirls · 09-05-2005, 10:36 PM

wonder what the womans record is

NoWhErE · 09-05-2005, 10:40 PM

At least now he'll have something to say when his grand-kids ask him : "Papi, what did you do when you were younger?"

BAKO · 09-05-2005, 10:42 PM

His the official Jerk Off

vvq · 09-05-2005, 10:50 PM

shit would hurt sooo much

09-05-2005, 06:51 PM	#1
Gouge Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,438	Masturbation World Record It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Kaneel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Kaneel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Kaneel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment. When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Kaneel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning". http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/t...orldrecord.php

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