Masturbation World Record

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  • Gouge
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 1438

    #1

    Masturbation World Record

    It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

    Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Kaneel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

    It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Kaneel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Kaneel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

    This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

    When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Kaneel said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

    http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/t...orldrecord.php
  • xlogger
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 9507

    #2
    Damn, his penis took a beating! (no pun intended)

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    • StuartD
      Sofa King Band
      • Jul 2002
      • 29903

      #3
      Should'a been a masturbation race.... he could have come in 1st and 3rd.
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Impressive..indeed

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        • Jarmusch
           
          • May 2003
          • 12479

          #5
          I bet he posts here at gfy.

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          • xlogger
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 9507

            #6
            Originally posted by Jarmusch
            I bet he posts here at gfy.
            yup, it me!

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            • CuriousToyBoy
              Crazy Aussie Bastard
              • Aug 2005
              • 16787

              #7
              That must have been one naughty monkey !!

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              • sumphatpimp
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 5235

                #8
                and they said he would never amount to anything.

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                • mrthumbs
                  salad tossing sig guy
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 11702

                  #9
                  http://lensman.swellserver.com/news/...orldrecord.php

                  No, Lensman beat it!!

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                  • sonofsam
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 18648

                    #10
                    can't believe you guys didn't remember taht site from a long time ago..
                    I like turtles.

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                    • Wilbo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 2082

                      #11
                      When I was younger I coulda beat that with one hand tied behind my back.

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                      • SilverTab
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 5060

                        #12
                        http://Bowzer.swellserver.com/news/t...orldrecord.php

                        Look bowzer! you beat it too!
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                        • Vitasoy
                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 58202

                          #13
                          I feel sorry for his meat.


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                          • tony299
                            lurker
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 57021

                            #14
                            fuck his dick must be sore lol

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                            • Babagirls
                              Text Writer
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 18812

                              #15
                              wonder what the womans record is




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                              • NoWhErE
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 10584

                                #16
                                At least now he'll have something to say when his grand-kids ask him : "Papi, what did you do when you were younger?"
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                                • BAKO
                                  Don’t be a short Imp
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 18483

                                  #17
                                  His the official Jerk Off
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                                  • vvq
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 2732

                                    #18
                                    shit would hurt sooo much

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