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Exxxotica · 02-16-2002, 12:08 AM

Well do they? It's the most disgusting smell, and it stays on their clothes, their hair, and on their breath.

Tonight at a restraunt, this guys cigeratte smoke was bugging the fuck out of me. I would have told him to put it out, but he was in the smoking section, and had the right to be there. I hate how the smoke travels to the nonsmoking section.

So instead, I walked past his table and ripped the nastiest fart. It was right his girlfriends face. At first they were just supprised. They both had bewildered looks on their faces. After a few seconds when the shock wore off, the guy was very angry at me.

He started swearing and yelling at me, calling me a names. I really didnt listen, I was just very proud of what I had just done. I paid him no attention as I left the restraunt.

Driving home, I felt sort of bad. Was that wrong of me to do? Farts may smell as bad as cigerettes, but at least they wont kill ya.

spacedog · 02-16-2002, 12:11 AM

Funny as hell...

kmanrox · 02-16-2002, 12:15 AM

smokers are the scum of the earth... weed is the only tolerable smoke....

smokers WREAK!

Wiredoctor · 02-16-2002, 12:19 AM

Exxxotica, you said "Farts may smell as bad as cigerettes, but at least they wont kill ya."

I don't know about that, I've done some serious damage before in that area......LOLOL

Frank W · 02-16-2002, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
smokers are the scum of the earth... weed is the only tolerable smoke....

smokers WREAK!

GotGauge · 02-16-2002, 12:26 AM

Walk up to a Smoking table and ask
"is this a Farting section?" and let one rip.....

spacedog · 02-16-2002, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GotGauge
Walk up to a Smoking table and ask
"is this a Farting section?" and let one rip.....

HAHAHA

theWatsonian · 02-16-2002, 12:29 AM

One of my favorite quotes from Tom Robbins' Still Life With Woodpecker:

"Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excrutiation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on the marrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightening."

SNOW · 02-16-2002, 12:35 AM

OH MY GOD LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl Fucking FUNNY

kmanrox · 02-16-2002, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GotGauge
Walk up to a Smoking table and ask
"is this a Farting section?" and let one rip.....

not fair, that is a spinoff of the original post

kmanrox · 02-16-2002, 12:44 AM

happy 2000 snow

Trenton · 02-16-2002, 12:46 AM

Being it's Friday, me and my girl went out to dinner tonight. Afterwards, I lit a cigeratte to settle my meal. There is nothing like a good smoke after a great meal.

While I was smoking, I noticed this faggot looking guy sitting at a booth with his boyfriend. He kept staring at me. It made me really uncomfortable to have this faggot eyeing me.

After a minute or so, he got up and came toward our table. As he passed our table, he lifted his fairy ass in the air and mumbled somthing I couldnt understand.

I was sort of confused at first. I wasnt sure if this dude was trying to hit on my by showing me his ass or somthing. A few seconds later I realized what he had done. He fucker let a fart by our table. I guess we just couldnt hear it because of his streched out asshole.

I jumped up after him yelling "come here you son of a bitch". The guy was so fucking scared of me, that actually ran out of the restraunt.

Ted · 02-16-2002, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
Well do they? It's the most disgusting smell, and it stays on their clothes, their hair, and on their breath.

I've heard that some girls can taste it when they swallow. I've never had any complaints though

BlackJack · 02-16-2002, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by Trenton
Being it's Friday, me and my girl went out to dinner tonight. Afterwards, I lit a cigeratte to settle my meal. There is nothing like a good smoke after a great meal.

While I was smoking, I noticed this faggot looking guy sitting at a booth with his boyfriend. He kept staring at me. It made me really uncomfortable to have this faggot eyeing me.

After a minute or so, he got up and came toward our table. As he passed our table, he lifted his fairy ass in the air and mumbled somthing I couldnt understand.

I was sort of confused at first. I wasnt sure if this dude was trying to hit on my by showing me his ass or somthing. A few seconds later I realized what he had done. He fucker let a fart by our table. I guess we just couldnt hear it because of his streched out asshole.

I jumped up after him yelling "come here you son of a bitch". The guy was so fucking scared of me, that actually ran out of the restraunt.

LOL!

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Jakke PNG · 02-16-2002, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
I was just very proud of what I had just done.

You should be proud too!

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Wizzo · 02-16-2002, 08:15 AM

But at least they don't whine as much....

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2002, 09:52 AM

I wanna start charging the whiney non-smokers to breathe my 2nd hand smoke... you didn't pay for that shit, I did.... yet you think you can just breathe it in for free huh? In fact, they should make you fuckers wear bio masks when you're around smokers to make absolutely sure you don't get any of it for free.

cck · 02-16-2002, 09:57 AM

You do the right thing man !

Pathfinder · 02-16-2002, 10:10 AM

Guys what is worse; the smell of cigarette smoke or the cheap stinking perfume that many women douse themselves with?

Forest · 02-16-2002, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by GotGauge
Walk up to a Smoking table and ask
"is this a Farting section?" and let one rip.....

thats an old steve martin joke

Excuse me Do u mind if I smoke?

No do you ind if I Fart???

hahahahahahah

Thanks for the memory Got!!!

DialerNET · 02-16-2002, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder
Guys what is worse; the smell of cigarette smoke or the cheap stinking perfume that many women douse themselves with?

Smoke.. Easy.
Even cheap perfume smells reasonably decent. Plus is doesn't set off my girlfriends asthma.

Jason.

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2002, 10:25 AM

but it's falling on deaf ears. The whiney non-smokers are the only one's bitching because smokers either enjoy the smell of the smoke, or can't smell it at all. I personally happen to enjoy my smokes, which may be either cigarettes or cigars, and that means all of the entire smoking experience... the taste... the smell.... and the pleasing aggravation it causes in uptight non-smoking fanatics.

kmanrox · 02-16-2002, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I wanna start charging the whiney non-smokers to breathe my 2nd hand smoke... you didn't pay for that shit, I did.... yet you think you can just breathe it in for free huh? In fact, they should make you fuckers wear bio masks when you're around smokers to make absolutely sure you don't get any of it for free.

amp your mental capacity is diminishing by the puff....

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2002, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

amp your mental capacity is diminishing by the puff....

that's okay though.... long as my blood is full of nicotine, I don't care...

Sleepy · 02-16-2002, 11:50 AM

I just want to thank you all for holding your breathe while I smoke.

Nothing is as much fun as having the security guy at k-mart tell me to put my cig out and then me grinding it into their carpet and walking away.

BTW, you are all so full of shit with your farting stories.. lol .. you wish you had the balls.

Dice TGP · 02-16-2002, 07:14 PM

kmanrox and Exxxotica, you guys can go to hell. Smoking is legal, if smoke bothers you than go to a restaurant with no smoking or eat at home. Fuck maybe the smell of your cologne bothers me, but hey it's none of my business. You have rights, so do I, that's life. If what I do bothers you, it's up to you to stay away from me, not vice versa.

Exxxotica if you're ever going to fart in my gf's face because I'm smoking, I'd reccomend calling the ambulance in advance.

"smokers are the scum of the earth... weed is the only tolerable smoke.... "

kmanrox, yeah smokers are worse than terrorists and pedophiles. LOL, that's a pretty typical whiny non-smoking bitch comment. You like weed but not tabacco, so you're the guy who decides what's acceptible....???? yeah that makes sense.

Kat - Fast · 02-16-2002, 07:24 PM

Cigarette smoke is less than 1% of the pollution in the atmosphere.
Stop driving those stupid fucking cars and buses around and I'll "think" about not smoking near you...

A drink is too wet without one ;)

bhutocracy · 02-16-2002, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by theWatsonian
One of my favorite quotes from Tom Robbins' Still Life With Woodpecker:

"Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excrutiation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on the marrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightening."

OR they're just nicotine pussies not able to quit

bhutocracy · 02-16-2002, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Dice TGP
You like weed but not tabacco, so you're the guy who decides what's acceptible....???? yeah that makes sense.

well thing is cigarettes are only good once you're addicted

burn · 02-16-2002, 08:03 PM

Did you know if everything stoped running for one day the air would become 100% pollution free?

Dice TGP · 02-16-2002, 08:06 PM

bhutocracy, that's your opinion, I liked my first one.

Sleepy · 02-16-2002, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

well thing is cigarettes are only good once you're addicted

bhutocracy, you are always too neutral and friendly. Someday Im gonna pick a fight with your aussie ass just to see what your made of

or buy you some REAL beer

Amputate Your Head · 02-16-2002, 08:07 PM

Until the day comes when they not only ban smoking off the face of the Earth, but also stop the growing of it worldwide, the non-smoking whiners can all kiss my nicotine stained ass. You can bitch about it until the fucking cows come home... and I'll be smoking the whole time you're wearing yourself out with your complaining.

bhutocracy · 02-16-2002, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by Sleepy

bhutocracy, you are always too neutral and friendly. Someday Im gonna pick a fight with your aussie ass just to see what your made of or buy you some REAL beer

REAL BEER???? OOOHHHH THAT DOES IT! i can take all sorts of shit but TO INSULT AUSSIE BEER!!! ooooooo bring some of your beer-flavoured water over here and i'll show you how real men drink!! im ready for ya sleepy

hey after i've shown you how our tapwater has more alcohol than your beer, and we've dusted the floor with each other can we get drunk and say "mmaaaaaaattte" heaps?

Speedy26 · 02-16-2002, 08:28 PM

quit smoking two years ago and still miss it to this day. why, i dont know. but my walls in my house stay white now : ) and my new truck does not have burn holes in everything like my car did. hehe

Sleepy · 02-16-2002, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

REAL BEER???? OOOHHHH THAT DOES IT! i can take all sorts of shit but TO INSULT AUSSIE BEER!!! ooooooo bring some of your beer-flavoured water over here and i'll show you how real men drink!! im ready for ya sleepy hey after i've shown you how our tapwater has more alcohol than your beer, and we've dusted the floor with each other can we get drunk and say "mmaaaaaaattte" heaps?

Nyaaaahahahahaha ! I'll take you to the Weeping Radish Brewery in North Carolina. The mugs are 64oz and the beer is made by German brewing standards. You'll be head first in the latrine by the 4th round

bhutocracy · 02-16-2002, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by Sleepy

Nyaaaahahahahaha ! I'll take you to the Weeping Radish Brewery in North Carolina. The mugs are 64oz and the beer is made by German brewing standards. You'll be head first in the latrine by the 4th round

heheh i'm 1/4 german and 1/4 hungarian! bring it on! lol

bhutocracy · 02-16-2002, 09:38 PM

and a 1/4 irish.. lol

(it's only the pommie 1/4 that wusses it lol

burn · 02-16-2002, 09:43 PM

I'd say in there year 2012 you would have to take a space shuttle up to mars judt to smoke a square.

Exxxotica · 02-17-2002, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by Dice TGP

Exxxotica if you're ever going to fart in my gf's face because I'm smoking, I'd reccomend calling the ambulance in advance.

You are just upset because you mouth was open when I farted. Just be thankful I didnt put my cack in there while I was at it. God knows you might have enjoyed it.... your girl did.

Dice TGP · 02-17-2002, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica

You are just upset because you mouth was open when I farted. Just be thankful I didnt put my cack in there while I was at it. God knows you might have enjoyed it.... your girl did.

Is that supposed to be funny, because it's not. (to someone over the age of 12 at least)

You're a jackass. If a little smoke is going to make you cry, that's your problem, smokers have rights too.

Exxxotica · 02-17-2002, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by Dice TGP

Is that supposed to be funny, because it's not. (to someone over the age of 12 at least)

You're a jackass. If a little smoke is going to make you cry, that's your problem, smokers have rights too.

Im 13 and think it's dam funny.

Exxxotica · 02-17-2002, 01:58 AM

Go smoke out side ya faggot

Dice TGP · 02-17-2002, 02:05 AM

DarkJedi · 02-17-2002, 05:07 AM

pathetic smokers.....just remember everything you say now when you gonna rot from the inside cause of cancer. And trust me - it will happen. Smoking slowly kill ya off - it intoxicates every fucking part of your body, and if you dont feel it now - you really going to regret it later.

quit smoking now.

Sleepy · 02-17-2002, 08:08 AM

http://www.worldfitness.org/drmelsiff.html
Theres a story about a Doctor , big fitness fanatic and vegetarian has a heart attack anyway. My grandmother was about 150 lbs overweight, drank, smoked two packs per day and lived to 84 years old. Let me tell ya something... i do not want to be 84 friggin years old ( ever ).

I'll tell ya something else, bad breathe is worse than the smell of a cig any day ! I sat next to this lady on a plane that had really bad breathe... her breathe could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. I thought I would friggin puke ! And.. she just kept fucking talking to me

Hey, I know we should all quit and I smoke is offending to some people. But, there are much worse things and anti-smokers just over react way too much.

Amputate Your Head · 02-17-2002, 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
pathetic smokers.....just remember everything you say now when you gonna rot from the inside cause of cancer. And trust me - it will happen. Smoking slowly kill ya off - it intoxicates every fucking part of your body, and if you dont feel it now - you really going to regret it later.

quit smoking now.

heard it, oh.... couple hundred thousand times now... we're all gonna fucking die anyway. You can't live forever. So in the meantime, I'm gonna enjoy myself in spite of your incessant crying.

Flash1 · 02-17-2002, 08:30 AM

Smokers do stink. So do fat people in the summer.

I smoke like a fuckin freight train

Instead of bitchin about smokers, let's bitch about fatties in spandex and half shirts.

02-16-2002, 12:08 AM	#1
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Do Smokers know how bad they stink? Well do they? It's the most disgusting smell, and it stays on their clothes, their hair, and on their breath. Tonight at a restraunt, this guys cigeratte smoke was bugging the fuck out of me. I would have told him to put it out, but he was in the smoking section, and had the right to be there. I hate how the smoke travels to the nonsmoking section. So instead, I walked past his table and ripped the nastiest fart. It was right his girlfriends face. At first they were just supprised. They both had bewildered looks on their faces. After a few seconds when the shock wore off, the guy was very angry at me. He started swearing and yelling at me, calling me a names. I really didnt listen, I was just very proud of what I had just done. I paid him no attention as I left the restraunt. Driving home, I felt sort of bad. Was that wrong of me to do? Farts may smell as bad as cigerettes, but at least they wont kill ya.

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Trenton Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Albany Posts: 471	Being it's Friday, me and my girl went out to dinner tonight. Afterwards, I lit a cigeratte to settle my meal. There is nothing like a good smoke after a great meal. While I was smoking, I noticed this faggot looking guy sitting at a booth with his boyfriend. He kept staring at me. It made me really uncomfortable to have this faggot eyeing me. After a minute or so, he got up and came toward our table. As he passed our table, he lifted his fairy ass in the air and mumbled somthing I couldnt understand. I was sort of confused at first. I wasnt sure if this dude was trying to hit on my by showing me his ass or somthing. A few seconds later I realized what he had done. He fucker let a fart by our table. I guess we just couldnt hear it because of his streched out asshole. I jumped up after him yelling "come here you son of a bitch". The guy was so fucking scared of me, that actually ran out of the restraunt.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I wanna start charging the whiney non-smokers to breathe my 2nd hand smoke... you didn't pay for that shit, I did.... yet you think you can just breathe it in for free huh? In fact, they should make you fuckers wear bio masks when you're around smokers to make absolutely sure you don't get any of it for free.

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Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	Guys what is worse; the smell of cigarette smoke or the cheap stinking perfume that many women douse themselves with?

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	but it's falling on deaf ears. The whiney non-smokers are the only one's bitching because smokers either enjoy the smell of the smoke, or can't smell it at all. I personally happen to enjoy my smokes, which may be either cigarettes or cigars, and that means all of the entire smoking experience... the taste... the smell.... and the pleasing aggravation it causes in uptight non-smoking fanatics.

02-16-2002, 11:50 AM	#27
Sleepy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Porn Peddler Posts: 679	I just want to thank you all for holding your breathe while I smoke. Nothing is as much fun as having the security guy at k-mart tell me to put my cig out and then me grinding it into their carpet and walking away. BTW, you are all so full of shit with your farting stories.. lol .. you wish you had the balls.

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Dice TGP Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 228	kmanrox and Exxxotica, you guys can go to hell. Smoking is legal, if smoke bothers you than go to a restaurant with no smoking or eat at home. Fuck maybe the smell of your cologne bothers me, but hey it's none of my business. You have rights, so do I, that's life. If what I do bothers you, it's up to you to stay away from me, not vice versa. Exxxotica if you're ever going to fart in my gf's face because I'm smoking, I'd reccomend calling the ambulance in advance. "smokers are the scum of the earth... weed is the only tolerable smoke.... " kmanrox, yeah smokers are worse than terrorists and pedophiles. LOL, that's a pretty typical whiny non-smoking bitch comment. You like weed but not tabacco, so you're the guy who decides what's acceptible....???? yeah that makes sense.

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Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	Cigarette smoke is less than 1% of the pollution in the atmosphere. Stop driving those stupid fucking cars and buses around and I'll "think" about not smoking near you... A drink is too wet without one ;)

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Dice TGP Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 228	bhutocracy, that's your opinion, I liked my first one.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Until the day comes when they not only ban smoking off the face of the Earth, but also stop the growing of it worldwide, the non-smoking whiners can all kiss my nicotine stained ass. You can bitch about it until the fucking cows come home... and I'll be smoking the whole time you're wearing yourself out with your complaining.

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Speedy26 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: MI Posts: 950	quit smoking two years ago and still miss it to this day. why, i dont know. but my walls in my house stay white now : ) and my new truck does not have burn holes in everything like my car did. hehe

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Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Go smoke out side ya faggot

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02-17-2002, 05:07 AM	#47
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	pathetic smokers.....just remember everything you say now when you gonna rot from the inside cause of cancer. And trust me - it will happen. Smoking slowly kill ya off - it intoxicates every fucking part of your body, and if you dont feel it now - you really going to regret it later. quit smoking now.

02-17-2002, 08:08 AM	#48
Sleepy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Porn Peddler Posts: 679	http://www.worldfitness.org/drmelsiff.html Theres a story about a Doctor , big fitness fanatic and vegetarian has a heart attack anyway. My grandmother was about 150 lbs overweight, drank, smoked two packs per day and lived to 84 years old. Let me tell ya something... i do not want to be 84 friggin years old ( ever ). I'll tell ya something else, bad breathe is worse than the smell of a cig any day ! I sat next to this lady on a plane that had really bad breathe... her breathe could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. I thought I would friggin puke ! And.. she just kept fucking talking to me Hey, I know we should all quit and I smoke is offending to some people. But, there are much worse things and anti-smokers just over react way too much.

02-17-2002, 08:30 AM	#50
Flash1 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Against The Wall Posts: 19	Smokers do stink. So do fat people in the summer. I smoke like a fuckin freight train Instead of bitchin about smokers, let's bitch about fatties in spandex and half shirts. __________________ Your Tattooed Messiah (Die Sekunde Kommend)