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Do Smokers know how bad they stink?
Well do they? It's the most disgusting smell, and it stays on their clothes, their hair, and on their breath.
Tonight at a restraunt, this guys cigeratte smoke was bugging the fuck out of me. I would have told him to put it out, but he was in the smoking section, and had the right to be there. I hate how the smoke travels to the nonsmoking section. So instead, I walked past his table and ripped the nastiest fart. It was right his girlfriends face. At first they were just supprised. They both had bewildered looks on their faces. After a few seconds when the shock wore off, the guy was very angry at me. He started swearing and yelling at me, calling me a names. I really didnt listen, I was just very proud of what I had just done. I paid him no attention as I left the restraunt. Driving home, I felt sort of bad. Was that wrong of me to do? Farts may smell as bad as cigerettes, but at least they wont kill ya. |
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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smokers are the scum of the earth... weed is the only tolerable smoke....
smokers WREAK!
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Exxxotica, you said "Farts may smell as bad as cigerettes, but at least they wont kill ya."
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Walk up to a Smoking table and ask
"is this a Farting section?" and let one rip..... |
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One of my favorite quotes from Tom Robbins' Still Life With Woodpecker:
"Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excrutiation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on the marrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightening."
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OH MY GOD LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl Fucking FUNNY
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happy 2000 snow
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Being it's Friday, me and my girl went out to dinner tonight. Afterwards, I lit a cigeratte to settle my meal. There is nothing like a good smoke after a great meal.
While I was smoking, I noticed this faggot looking guy sitting at a booth with his boyfriend. He kept staring at me. It made me really uncomfortable to have this faggot eyeing me. After a minute or so, he got up and came toward our table. As he passed our table, he lifted his fairy ass in the air and mumbled somthing I couldnt understand. I was sort of confused at first. I wasnt sure if this dude was trying to hit on my by showing me his ass or somthing. A few seconds later I realized what he had done. He fucker let a fart by our table. I guess we just couldnt hear it because of his streched out asshole. I jumped up after him yelling "come here you son of a bitch". The guy was so fucking scared of me, that actually ran out of the restraunt. |
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If you haven't started smoking yet, please sign up under my ref code... http://www.rjrt.com/common/pages/IndexDefault2002.asp
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I wanna start charging the whiney non-smokers to breathe my 2nd hand smoke... you didn't pay for that shit, I did.... yet you think you can just breathe it in for free huh? In fact, they should make you fuckers wear bio masks when you're around smokers to make absolutely sure you don't get any of it for free.
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You do the right thing man !
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![]() Guys what is worse; the smell of cigarette smoke or the cheap stinking perfume that many women douse themselves with?
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Even cheap perfume smells reasonably decent. Plus is doesn't set off my girlfriends asthma. Jason.
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but it's falling on deaf ears. The whiney non-smokers are the only one's bitching because smokers either enjoy the smell of the smoke, or can't smell it at all. I personally happen to enjoy my smokes, which may be either cigarettes or cigars, and that means all of the entire smoking experience... the taste... the smell.... and the pleasing aggravation it causes in uptight non-smoking fanatics.
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I just want to thank you all for holding your breathe while I smoke.
Nothing is as much fun as having the security guy at k-mart tell me to put my cig out and then me grinding it into their carpet and walking away. BTW, you are all so full of shit with your farting stories.. lol .. you wish you had the balls. |
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kmanrox and Exxxotica, you guys can go to hell. Smoking is legal, if smoke bothers you than go to a restaurant with no smoking or eat at home. Fuck maybe the smell of your cologne bothers me, but hey it's none of my business. You have rights, so do I, that's life. If what I do bothers you, it's up to you to stay away from me, not vice versa.
Exxxotica if you're ever going to fart in my gf's face because I'm smoking, I'd reccomend calling the ambulance in advance. "smokers are the scum of the earth... weed is the only tolerable smoke.... " kmanrox, yeah smokers are worse than terrorists and pedophiles. LOL, that's a pretty typical whiny non-smoking bitch comment. You like weed but not tabacco, so you're the guy who decides what's acceptible....???? yeah that makes sense. |
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![]() Cigarette smoke is less than 1% of the pollution in the atmosphere.
Stop driving those stupid fucking cars and buses around and I'll "think" about not smoking near you... A drink is too wet without one ;) |
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Did you know if everything stoped running for one day the air would become 100% pollution free?
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bhutocracy, that's your opinion, I liked my first one.
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Until the day comes when they not only ban smoking off the face of the Earth, but also stop the growing of it worldwide, the non-smoking whiners can all kiss my nicotine stained ass. You can bitch about it until the fucking cows come home... and I'll be smoking the whole time you're wearing yourself out with your complaining.
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quit smoking two years ago and still miss it to this day. why, i dont know. but my walls in my house stay white now : ) and my new truck does not have burn holes in everything like my car did. hehe
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I'd say in there year 2012 you would have to take a space shuttle up to mars judt to smoke a square.
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Go smoke out side ya faggot
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LOL
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pathetic smokers.....just remember everything you say now when you gonna rot from the inside cause of cancer. And trust me - it will happen. Smoking slowly kill ya off - it intoxicates every fucking part of your body, and if you dont feel it now - you really going to regret it later.
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Theres a story about a Doctor , big fitness fanatic and vegetarian has a heart attack anyway. My grandmother was about 150 lbs overweight, drank, smoked two packs per day and lived to 84 years old. Let me tell ya something... i do not want to be 84 friggin years old ( ever ). I'll tell ya something else, bad breathe is worse than the smell of a cig any day ! I sat next to this lady on a plane that had really bad breathe... her breathe could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. I thought I would friggin puke ! And.. she just kept fucking talking to me ![]() Hey, I know we should all quit and I smoke is offending to some people. But, there are much worse things and anti-smokers just over react way too much. |
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![]() ![]() I smoke like a fuckin freight train ![]() Instead of bitchin about smokers, let's bitch about fatties in spandex and half shirts.
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