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Donny · 09-01-2005, 10:04 PM

A genie is granting me a wish . But the catch is that whatever I wish for will be given twice as much to my worst enemy, Steve Jones. So I've been thinking about it a lot. I've decided that I want to be beaten half to death.

(sorry, couldn't resist... yes, I have a weird sense of humor)

TheDoc · 09-01-2005, 10:23 PM

Wow 5th grade all over again..

jact · 09-01-2005, 10:24 PM

Hmm, this post didn't really warrant a reply, but I was here anyway.

Hi Mom.

bangman · 09-01-2005, 10:25 PM

There's a variation of that joke...well, i'm sure there are many, but one of them was absolutely hilarious and i'm trying to think of it...

Holly · 09-01-2005, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

A genie is granting me a wish . But the catch is that whatever I wish for will be given twice as much to my worst enemy, Steve Jones. So I've been thinking about it a lot. I've decided that I want to be beaten half to death.

(sorry, couldn't resist... yes, I have a weird sense of humor)

After reading your post, I think you should change "a weird" to "no".

Jman · 09-01-2005, 10:32 PM

When you're out with your friends
In your new Mercedes Benz and you're
On drugs
And you show up late for school cuz
You think your really cool when you're
On drugs
And you put on your headphones
And you step into the zone when you're
On drugs
But the world don't care
If your not there cuz you're
On drugs

Give it to me
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough (Never get enough)
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

And you twitch in your seat cuz
You wanna hit the street when you're
On drugs
And you cause such a fuss cuz
There's no one you can trust when you're
On drugs
And the best of your days
Will all vanish into haze when you're
On drugs
And you wish you could quit cuz
You're really sick of it but you're
On drugs

Give it to me
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough (Never get enough)
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

I want to confiscate your drugs
I don't think I can get enough (Uh)

Give it to me
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
(Wooooh)

SteveLightspeed · 09-01-2005, 10:39 PM

I wish for you all the success you ever wanted Donnie. Then you'll earn all the haters that success has earned for me. Wishing death on someone is so low, I can't believe what I just read. You are obviously completely obsessed with me. Seek help before you hurt someone. Seriously, you've gone way too far. I hope everyone that reads your post stays as far away from you as I should have when I first met you.

Steve Lightspeed

Donny · 09-01-2005, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I wish for you all the success you ever wanted Donnie. Then you'll earn all the haters that success has earned for me. Wishing death on someone is so low, I can't believe what I just read. You are obviously completely obsessed with me. Seek help before you hurt someone. Seriously, you've gone way too far. I hope everyone that reads your post stays as far away from you as I should have when I first met you.

Steve Lightspeed

You're a fucking moron if you view that as anything other than it was... a joke. I indicated that in the original post itself.

BV · 09-01-2005, 10:55 PM

This thread is stupid.

Thomas1007 · 09-01-2005, 10:57 PM

well this is interesting
see sig

fatal attraction · 09-01-2005, 11:03 PM

Not funny

SteveLightspeed · 09-01-2005, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

You're a fucking moron if you view that as anything other than it was... a joke. I indicated that in the original post itself.

I'm convinced now that you are emotionally disturbed. Nice "joke". What's next, one about killing my mother?

kenny · 09-01-2005, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I'm convinced now that you are emotionally disturbed. Nice "joke". What's next, one about killing my mother?

Is there a affilate thing for the DVDs?

Loryn · 09-01-2005, 11:08 PM

Please stop! Just stop!

I like Steve a lot and wish to party with him many more times in the future!

And Donny I am just getting to know you and your wonderful girl.

Everytime I see any threads like this I just want to scream!

emthree · 09-01-2005, 11:10 PM

I sure hope to fuck you guys are drunk or high on something

Loryn · 09-01-2005, 11:12 PM

BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting.

Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe

xclusive · 09-01-2005, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting.

Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe

I would pay to see that

tapatio · 09-01-2005, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

A genie is granting me a wish . But the catch is that whatever I wish for will be given twice as much to my worst enemy, Steve Jones. So I've been thinking about it a lot. I've decided that I want to be beaten half to death.

(sorry, couldn't resist... yes, I have a weird sense of humor)

WTF is wrong with you? Our nation is suffering a great tragedy and you are wishing death on one of your peers?

Joke or no joke this is a waste of B/W if I have ever seen it

iwantchixx · 09-01-2005, 11:21 PM

that's a good one. Y'all have to admit

MikeHawk · 09-01-2005, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

When you're out with your friends
In your new Mercedes Benz and you're
On drugs
And you show up late for school cuz
You think your really cool when you're
On drugs
And you put on your headphones
And you step into the zone when you're
On drugs
But the world don't care
If your not there cuz you're
On drugs

Give it to me
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough (Never get enough)
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

And you twitch in your seat cuz
You wanna hit the street when you're
On drugs
And you cause such a fuss cuz
There's no one you can trust when you're
On drugs
And the best of your days
Will all vanish into haze when you're
On drugs
And you wish you could quit cuz
You're really sick of it but you're
On drugs

Give it to me
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough (Never get enough)
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

I want to confiscate your drugs
I don't think I can get enough (Uh)

Give it to me
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
(Wooooh)

Satisfaction · 09-02-2005, 12:51 AM

hmm very interesting thread :/

Pleasurepays · 09-02-2005, 01:00 AM

"i wish you dead... why don't you get the joke"

somewhere, there are 3rd graders on a playground shaking their heads and thinking "what the fuck... thats not funny at all... i am telling your teacher"

ssp · 09-02-2005, 01:31 AM

Nice to see that the effects of alcohol bring out somebody's true personality.

tedwinters · 09-02-2005, 01:37 AM

heh, I thought it was pretty funny

Bobby_the_pyn · 09-02-2005, 02:04 AM

Hey Steve, I too love your sig, but would you be pissed if I fixed it for you? Crop off the edges a little more and have it to where you cant see the start/stop of the loop, people will stare at for more hours then they do now just to see how many hip shakes she's really doing.

~~~~~
you know I'm only messing w/ you right. This thread seems to have some hostility in it

reynold · 09-02-2005, 02:09 AM

i have to talked to the genie and he said he has changed his mind.

Basher · 09-02-2005, 02:21 AM

arnt people being abit harsh on Don he was only joking

SBJ · 09-02-2005, 02:48 AM

damn sigs!! it Steve's that makes me stop for hours and the guy above me "Bashers" has a damn nice sig too!!

As far as the topic at hand i only can say.. like Steve said.. seek help if you feel the need to make "jokes" like this...

Bigfuck · 09-02-2005, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting.

Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe

Now that is something I would like to see

Dugmor · 09-02-2005, 04:53 AM

Bobby_the_pyn · 09-02-2005, 06:23 PM

So that's Steve? I've never seen him b4; I was thinking he was a lot older for some reason?

Dugmor · 09-02-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby_the_pyn

So that's Steve? I've never seen him b4; I was thinking he was a lot older for some reason?

Yeah and his dreadlocks look stupid ! Only black guys should have dreads !~

3piece chicken Dinner · 09-02-2005, 07:21 PM

Wait just a God Damn Minute

I thought you had him on ignore Steve??

And Donnie, this was not very funny. You are better than this.

LiveDose · 09-02-2005, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting.

Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe

Loryn if you need to borrow my video cam I'll over night it to you...

09-01-2005, 10:04 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I'm Sorry Lightspeed Steve. I had to do it. A genie is granting me a wish . But the catch is that whatever I wish for will be given twice as much to my worst enemy, Steve Jones. So I've been thinking about it a lot. I've decided that I want to be beaten half to death. (sorry, couldn't resist... yes, I have a weird sense of humor)

09-01-2005, 10:23 PM	#2
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	Wow 5th grade all over again.. __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

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09-01-2005, 10:25 PM	#4
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09-01-2005, 10:32 PM	#6
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,768	When you're out with your friends In your new Mercedes Benz and you're On drugs And you show up late for school cuz You think your really cool when you're On drugs And you put on your headphones And you step into the zone when you're On drugs But the world don't care If your not there cuz you're On drugs Give it to me We are all on drugs yeah Never getting enough (Never get enough) We are all on drugs yeah Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh) And you twitch in your seat cuz You wanna hit the street when you're On drugs And you cause such a fuss cuz There's no one you can trust when you're On drugs And the best of your days Will all vanish into haze when you're On drugs And you wish you could quit cuz You're really sick of it but you're On drugs Give it to me We are all on drugs yeah Never getting enough (Never get enough) We are all on drugs yeah Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh) I want to confiscate your drugs I don't think I can get enough (Uh) Give it to me We are all on drugs yeah Never getting enough We are all on drugs yeah Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh) We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs) We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs) We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs) We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs) (Wooooh) __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

09-01-2005, 10:39 PM	#7
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	I wish for you all the success you ever wanted Donnie. Then you'll earn all the haters that success has earned for me. Wishing death on someone is so low, I can't believe what I just read. You are obviously completely obsessed with me. Seek help before you hurt someone. Seriously, you've gone way too far. I hope everyone that reads your post stays as far away from you as I should have when I first met you. Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

09-01-2005, 10:55 PM	#9
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	This thread is stupid.

09-01-2005, 10:57 PM	#10
Thomas1007 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BC Canada Posts: 5,542	well this is interesting see sig __________________ BUY THIS SPOT CONTACT ME FOR DETAILS Contact Email

09-01-2005, 11:03 PM	#11
fatal attraction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: where ever he is! Posts: 6,522	Not funny

09-01-2005, 11:08 PM	#14
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Please stop! Just stop! I like Steve a lot and wish to party with him many more times in the future! And Donny I am just getting to know you and your wonderful girl. Everytime I see any threads like this I just want to scream! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

09-01-2005, 11:10 PM	#15
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	I sure hope to fuck you guys are drunk or high on something __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •

09-01-2005, 11:12 PM	#16
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting. Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

09-01-2005, 11:21 PM	#19
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	that's a good one. Y'all have to admit

09-02-2005, 12:51 AM	#21
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	hmm very interesting thread :/

09-02-2005, 01:00 AM	#22
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	"i wish you dead... why don't you get the joke" somewhere, there are 3rd graders on a playground shaking their heads and thinking "what the fuck... thats not funny at all... i am telling your teacher"

09-02-2005, 01:31 AM	#23
ssp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,990	Nice to see that the effects of alcohol bring out somebody's true personality.

09-02-2005, 01:37 AM	#24
tedwinters Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal/Calgary Posts: 672	heh, I thought it was pretty funny

09-02-2005, 02:04 AM	#25
Bobby_the_pyn Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 154	Hey Steve, I too love your sig, but would you be pissed if I fixed it for you? Crop off the edges a little more and have it to where you cant see the start/stop of the loop, people will stare at for more hours then they do now just to see how many hip shakes she's really doing. ~~~~~ you know I'm only messing w/ you right. This thread seems to have some hostility in it __________________ Are you trying to seduce me? Last edited by Bobby_the_pyn; 09-02-2005 at 02:06 AM..

09-02-2005, 02:09 AM	#26
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	i have to talked to the genie and he said he has changed his mind.

09-02-2005, 02:21 AM	#27
Basher Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Uk_dude Posts: 1,168	arnt people being abit harsh on Don he was only joking __________________ my bum itches

09-02-2005, 02:48 AM	#28
SBJ So Fucking Fabulous Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 11,375	damn sigs!! it Steve's that makes me stop for hours and the guy above me "Bashers" has a damn nice sig too!! As far as the topic at hand i only can say.. like Steve said.. seek help if you feel the need to make "jokes" like this... __________________ Chaturbate - Make tons of money from Cams! *Name Silo - Domains under $9 and free ID protect*

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09-02-2005, 06:23 PM	#31
Bobby_the_pyn Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 154	So that's Steve? I've never seen him b4; I was thinking he was a lot older for some reason? __________________ Are you trying to seduce me?

09-02-2005, 07:21 PM	#33
3piece chicken Dinner Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On your plate Posts: 1,065	Wait just a God Damn Minute I thought you had him on ignore Steve?? And Donnie, this was not very funny. You are better than this. __________________ "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."