I'm Sorry Lightspeed Steve. I had to do it.
 

A genie is granting me a wish . But the catch is that whatever I wish for will be given twice as much to my worst enemy, Steve Jones. So I've been thinking about it a lot. I've decided that I want to be beaten half to death.













(sorry, couldn't resist... yes, I have a weird sense of humor)

Wow 5th grade all over again..

Hmm, this post didn't really warrant a reply, but I was here anyway.

Hi Mom.

There's a variation of that joke...well, i'm sure there are many, but one of them was absolutely hilarious and i'm trying to think of it...

After reading your post, I think you should change "a weird" to "no".

When you're out with your friends
In your new Mercedes Benz and you're
On drugs
And you show up late for school cuz
You think your really cool when you're
On drugs
And you put on your headphones
And you step into the zone when you're
On drugs
But the world don't care
If your not there cuz you're
On drugs

Give it to me
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough (Never get enough)
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

And you twitch in your seat cuz
You wanna hit the street when you're
On drugs
And you cause such a fuss cuz
There's no one you can trust when you're
On drugs
And the best of your days
Will all vanish into haze when you're
On drugs
And you wish you could quit cuz
You're really sick of it but you're
On drugs

Give it to me
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough (Never get enough)
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

I want to confiscate your drugs
I don't think I can get enough (Uh)

Give it to me
We are all on drugs yeah
Never getting enough
We are all on drugs yeah
Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
(Wooooh)

I wish for you all the success you ever wanted Donnie. Then you'll earn all the haters that success has earned for me. Wishing death on someone is so low, I can't believe what I just read. You are obviously completely obsessed with me. Seek help before you hurt someone. Seriously, you've gone way too far. I hope everyone that reads your post stays as far away from you as I should have when I first met you.

Steve Lightspeed

You're a fucking moron if you view that as anything other than it was... a joke. I indicated that in the original post itself.

This thread is stupid.

well this is interesting
see sig
:thumbsup

:( Not funny

I'm convinced now that you are emotionally disturbed. Nice "joke". What's next, one about killing my mother?

Is there a affilate thing for the DVDs?

Please stop! Just stop!

I like Steve a lot and wish to party with him many more times in the future!

And Donny I am just getting to know you and your wonderful girl.

Everytime I see any threads like this I just want to scream! :waaaaahh

I sure hope to fuck you guys are drunk or high on something :1orglaugh

BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting. :1orglaugh

Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe

I would pay to see that :pimp

WTF is wrong with you? Our nation is suffering a great tragedy and you are wishing death on one of your peers?

Joke or no joke this is a waste of B/W if I have ever seen it

that's a good one. Y'all have to admit :)

:1orglaugh

hmm very interesting thread :/

"i wish you dead... why don't you get the joke"

somewhere, there are 3rd graders on a playground shaking their heads and thinking "what the fuck... thats not funny at all... i am telling your teacher"

Nice to see that the effects of alcohol bring out somebody's true personality.

heh, I thought it was pretty funny :)

Hey Steve, I too love your sig, but would you be pissed if I fixed it for you? Crop off the edges a little more and have it to where you cant see the start/stop of the loop, people will stare at for more hours then they do now just to see how many hip shakes she's really doing.









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you know I'm only messing w/ you right. This thread seems to have some hostility in it :warning

i have to talked to the genie and he said he has changed his mind.

arnt people being abit harsh on Don he was only joking

damn sigs!! it Steve's that makes me stop for hours and the guy above me "Bashers" has a damn nice sig too!!

As far as the topic at hand i only can say.. like Steve said.. seek help if you feel the need to make "jokes" like this...

Now that is something I would like to see:)

http://www.webmastertour.com/adverti...ami_jordan.jpg

http://www.webmastertour.com/adverti...hankyou_ls.jpg

http://www.webmastertour.com/adverti...ankyou_ls2.jpg

So that's Steve? I've never seen him b4; I was thinking he was a lot older for some reason?

Yeah and his dreadlocks look stupid ! Only black guys should have dreads !~ :winkwink:

Wait just a God Damn Minute

I thought you had him on ignore Steve??

And Donnie, this was not very funny. You are better than this.

Loryn if you need to borrow my video cam I'll over night it to you... :thumbsup