Couldnt handle the usa, what does that mean... sorry im a dumb canadian eh!

Don't forget the milk in plastic bags :thumbsup

Yes Canada is a great place to live, but this isn't the time to gloat about it dude.

The timing of this post makes me wonder....


http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1125545290.jpg

LOL @ Bagged milk... :1orglaugh


Feels like a boob ;)

In what ? We are loved worldwide except by jealous haters like you..maybe if you ventured out of the trailor park once in awhile you actually might like the fact there is another world out there

Fuck that, I think how lucky I am to be born here... we have it great, we live a wonderfull life... I feel sorry for the other people who don't. I think this was the best time to start this thread, it shows how lucky we are.... makes you think.

DON'T FORGOT ABOUT THE COLD! :1orglaugh

Yeah, but that's the only reason I don't call my place a paradise :winkwink:

don't forget that you guys actually use the METRIC SYSTEM !!!! soo much in sync with the rest of the world.. cmon US turn Metric and get with the times

There are lots of nice places to live in this world. :winkwink:

50.........

why the fuck would an american be jealous of canada when anybody knows my country is much better then yours. nobody is jealous of canadians, actually most people make fun of the queers.

I would agree that most of you are not jealous, but thats because you are not educated in our way of life, if you were, you would be jealous. You only know about your city, county state, country... you eyes are closed to everything else....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Where the fuck is North Canada ....

Our country is big


if I spit, it won't cross borders ....

The World Respects us
Molson Canadian Beer

lmao

budweiser.....

USA has better education then Canada last i checked

The beer was a joke, ass. But "The world respects us" now that is dead on.... and you can't compete there, and I think you already knew that :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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"You are about to be owned"


THE USA SMARTER THAN CANADA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

:1orglaugh very true

Statistics Survey:

The Finns have ranked high on the list every time this survey has been conducted, although they placed second in the mathematics section of the test to Hong Kong.

The United States ranked 24th on the list, and Washington was criticized by Andreas Schleicher, the coordinator of the report, for the way it spends education money. Canada was #11.

You forgot lots of hot slutty brunettes.

Here in the good ol' U.S. we have more slutty blondes.

I think Osama declared Canada an enemy. A bombing could be in your future :2 cents:

Ya... I remember that... I don't think he knew what he was talking about....

No hurricanes? Are you serious?

http://www.ec.gc.ca/water/en/manage/..._ont.htm#hazel


Hurricane Hazel induced the most severe flooding in Toronto in over 200 years. As much of the floodplain had been developed, the flood damage was high, being estimated at $25 million ($146.9 million in 1998 dollars). Over 20 bridges were destroyed or damaged beyond repair, 81 lives lost, and 1868 families left homeless.

It may not have been a cat 5, but it was still devastating to a city that doesn't expect them.

Can Osama even find Canada on a map? I know a lot of other people in *cough* other countries can't. :1orglaugh

I guess you didn't make that list..it's "than" last time I checked

excellent weed

So when Americans talk like this it's being patriotic and proud.

But....

When Canadians talk like this it's being "self-righteous"

If he could find USA he can find Canada as well

No but when stupid canadians start threads like this after a NATURAL DISASTER has hit the United States it shows how fucking moronic they are...

same goes for replies such as yours...

A big earth quake is bound to happen in the westcoast..

Terrorist: Sir what is wrong?

Bin Laden: Damn them Canadians, Damn them..

Terrorist: I agree, this will be a most gloreous attack on their country.

Bin Laden: no, I can't find their country anywhere on this map, damn them..... ahhhh fuck it, lets hit the U.S. again...

Terrorist: Yes sir.

Any bombings tonight alexg?

Just curious.... ciao....

Common wealth!!!!

Yeah, freezing cold... and canadians are nice people too! hehehehe

There's no CNN among the polar bears?

I'll take that as a no.... :1orglaugh

I don't want to argue with you but....

I've lived in your country and remember americans refering to people as.

1. Sand monkeys. (Reference to arabs.)
2. Surrender monkeys. (Reference to the french)
3. Snow monkeys. (Reference to canadian after we choose to not go to Iraq)

I also recall the following said often.

1. Kill them all and let God sort them out. They aren't human anyway.
2. Turn the middle east into a glass parking lot
3. What do you call a china man in a tsunami? A rice pattie! (Not too certain who or what this is in reference to.)

So perhaps you should consider carefully who or what you call moronic.

And judging by the many...Many...MANY... ignorant posts on this forum. I think a thread like this that only has people being thankful they aren't american is pretty tame. It also does not insult anyone, including americans.

That is unless you operate under the erronous belief that everyone in the world secretly wants to be american.

where did I say there aren't american morons?

do you think I wouldn't write the same if something bad happened in canada and some american started a thread entiteled "How good it is to be an American - no deadly earthquakes" or whatever....

I think it's generally stupid to start threads like this when someone is down... and it's not even political... it's a god damn NATURAL DISASTER! It's gotta take a real idiot without any feelings to start a thread like this.

You don't give up do you? Don't you understand the point of this thread? In times like these you really need to sit back and think about what you have, and how lucky you are to have it! We take everything for granted, when we shouldn't, because look how quickly people can lose it. Again, That is why I this thread you clown, no go back to the circus.