My wife left me a $54 note today... - GoFuckYourself.com

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 11:08 AM

On the back of a join4free check:

I'm accepting ideas for the best revenge possible.

My sister works at a bank and tells me i'll have no problem cashing this check, i'm not sure.

Theo · 02-18-2002, 11:13 AM

i think you wont have a problem ;)

Amputate Your Head · 02-18-2002, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto
I'm accepting ideas for the best revenge possible.

when she comes home, have three or four 2 foot high piles of Post It note pads sitting on the kitchen table, with the check sitting on top of them...

she'll get the message.

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

when she comes home, have three or four 2 foot high piles of Post It note pads sitting on the kitchen table, with the check sitting on top of them...

she'll get the message.

cool, i think i'll make a nice big gift box for her with a post it pad inside

Direktor · 02-18-2002, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto
On the back of a join4free check:

I'm accepting ideas for the best revenge possible.

My sister works at a bank and tells me i'll have no problem cashing this check, i'm not sure.

Kill her

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 11:25 AM

I tought about the brick of love too

ldinternet · 02-18-2002, 11:26 AM

hahaha... don't be bitter.

when she gets home, make love to her like you've never made love to her before.

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
hahaha... don't be bitter.

when she gets home, make love to her like you've never made love to her before.

nah, that would be a reward for her ;)

Kimmykim · 02-18-2002, 11:56 AM

What's it say anyway? ;)

MikeEP · 02-18-2002, 12:06 PM

i can't read it either

PeepNTom · 02-18-2002, 12:14 PM

that is too funny

always keep post-it notes handy hahaha

Wizzo · 02-18-2002, 12:31 PM

Life must be tough, when the only paper around the house is uncashed checks...lol

Trax · 02-18-2002, 12:50 PM

id like to know what she wrote too
cant read it

funkmaster · 02-18-2002, 01:16 PM

... I used to wipe my ass with IEG checks ... and then sent them back "attention" to setch werfuckknows ... !!

in your case, don´t do that ... send it back and get it replaced ...

kmanrox · 02-18-2002, 01:17 PM

no hablo

hollywood · 02-18-2002, 01:24 PM

english please

ldinternet · 02-18-2002, 01:33 PM

shit... roberto, be nice. no yelling!

Rocky · 02-18-2002, 01:37 PM

It says:

Roberto, you forgot to buy toilet paper again. Every check that was on the table (except this one) was used to wipe my ass and is now floating down through the sewage pipes.

Now buy some fucking bumwad with this lousy fuckin' check.

P.S. I had a good dump.

CDSmith · 02-18-2002, 01:44 PM

Holy shit. I'd flush the bitch.

But that's just me, I don't take crap from no one. :D
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GTS Mark · 02-18-2002, 02:05 PM

I would say she deserves a facial!

DH

SykkBoy · 02-18-2002, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto
I tought about the brick of love too

well of course...Brick Of Love is always the answer ;)))

BruceM · 02-18-2002, 02:43 PM

And a Dirty Sanchez wouldn't hurt.

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
What's it say anyway? ;)

franco=my son, mariela=wife's sister

It says:

Roberto: I left you a tshirt and sweatshirt for franco over the kitchen table, remember to put them in his backpack, tell mariela to put him sunscreen, and ask her what beach are they going to, call me around 3pm. Paula.

i went to an exchange office on my way to western union and the clerks had a good laugh, it can't be cashed

however you can write all you want on the back of our national banks checks.

she wrote on it because there are some $1 checks laying around in my desk from a recurring free cd program i tested for a couple days that looks exactly like this one.
now she says i would have more care and put them into a drawer or something, so it was my fault after all

MikeEP · 02-18-2002, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto

now she says i would have more care and put them into a drawer or something, so it was my fault after all

...your fault...hehe...

Well, we all know who cracks the whip in that family

SykkBoy · 02-18-2002, 04:03 PM

hmmm, thinking you may have to go look through her purse...see if your balls are in there.........

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 04:07 PM

haha, i know it wasn't my fault, she does too and she feels like shit, just trying to show you how stubborn she is, she never apologizes, tries to find excuses for everything, but never an apology in the last 8 years, no matter how big or small the fuck up is, it's annoying

CDSmith · 02-18-2002, 04:09 PM

It can't be cashed because somebody WROTE on the back of it???

What kind of BS is that? I'd raise holy old hell at my bank if they ever
tried to bullfuck me like that. If they won't cash it, then deposit it in your account.
If they won't let you do that, then fucking change banks. They are being assholes.

And don't be such a wuss with you wife, she needs a man not a little boy.
I say spank her for her attitude. Oh yes, spank her bare ass good.
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SNOW · 02-18-2002, 06:29 PM

Very cute story....Ok Are you guys Italian??

Can I see what your wife looks like?

SykkBoy · 02-18-2002, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto
haha, i know it wasn't my fault, she does too and she feels like shit, just trying to show you how stubborn she is, she never apologizes, tries to find excuses for everything, but never an apology in the last 8 years, no matter how big or small the fuck up is, it's annoying

so, you're saying you didn't find them? or you weren't "allowed" to look?

ldinternet · 02-18-2002, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Very cute story....Ok Are you guys Italian??

Can I see what your wife looks like?

Fuckin' pervert.

Westin · 02-18-2002, 06:38 PM

haha too funny!

funny how it was a woman

a man would NEVER do something like this...

hell, most guys would even bother with the fucking note

- Wes

CDSmith · 02-18-2002, 06:42 PM

Hell, at least if it was a guy that did this you could call him a dipshit and smack him on the forehead.

Women get away with murder. (but not in my house)
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SykkBoy · 02-18-2002, 06:52 PM

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Very cute story....Ok Are you guys Italian??

Can I see what your wife looks like?

hahaha, she has Italian roots, and believe me it DOES show, both in looks and personality

I'll take a pic of her with the check later

tha_timinator · 02-18-2002, 07:24 PM

haha LMMAO funny thread :P

baddog · 02-18-2002, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

hmmm, thinking you may have to go look through her purse...see if your balls are in there.........

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2

so, you're saying you didn't find them? or you weren't "allowed" to look?

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

Sykk, that is some of the funniest stuff I have seen in quite a while. Thanks

She probably has them up on the mantle is my bet, possibly bronzed, and under glass. Something her girlfriends will notice every time they come over.

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 08:07 PM

here you go:

Snake Doctor · 02-18-2002, 08:38 PM

Sykk, priceless stuff man

I just had soda come out of my nose and splash the keyboard.

So now do you think I should take this back to the computer store, tell them that I build porn sites for a living, and my keyboard is "sticky" and I need to exchange it?

Think they'll believe it was soda??

gaby · 02-18-2002, 08:39 PM

roberto>> be fair to the ladies and post your pic ;)

boneprone · 02-18-2002, 08:44 PM

hmmm.
I think I fucked her.
Cant remember.

SykkBoy · 02-18-2002, 08:51 PM

good news Roberto!

I found them!!

CDSmith · 02-18-2002, 09:05 PM

I think www.ibangedyourwife.com is available. So much opportuinity out there,
so little time.
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SNOW · 02-18-2002, 09:23 PM

Ah she looks great Roberto....Thanks for sharing that....

Snow

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gaby
roberto>> be fair to the ladies and post your pic ;)

ok gaby here you go:

SNOW · 02-18-2002, 09:27 PM

Gaby he looks Italian to me.. Roberto???? Where from??

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
good news Roberto!

I found them!!

lol, i gave it to you on a silver plate

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW
Gaby he looks Italian to me.. Roberto???? Where from??

spain, french, native indians, a chinese woman too up there, my family tree is an interracial gangbang, maybe there are some aliens and trannies too

SykkBoy · 02-18-2002, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto

lol, i gave it to you on a silver plate :thefinger

yes you did :))

hahahahahaha

Lenny, sorry about the keyboard....

baddog, glad I could be of some entertainment value for you :)

SNOW · 02-18-2002, 09:41 PM

Right on.....

Roberto · 02-18-2002, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
hmmm.
I think I fucked her.
Cant remember.

i think i fucked her too

02-18-2002, 11:08 AM	#1
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	My wife left me a $54 note today... On the back of a join4free check: I'm accepting ideas for the best revenge possible. My sister works at a bank and tells me i'll have no problem cashing this check, i'm not sure.

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Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	It says: Roberto, you forgot to buy toilet paper again. Every check that was on the table (except this one) was used to wipe my ass and is now floating down through the sewage pipes. Now buy some fucking bumwad with this lousy fuckin' check. P.S. I had a good dump. __________________ Are you down with Sin?

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i think you wont have a problem ;)

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02-18-2002, 11:56 AM	#9
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	What's it say anyway? ;)

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MikeEP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 464	i can't read it either

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PeepNTom Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: yer freakin window Posts: 275	that is too funny always keep post-it notes handy hahaha

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Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	id like to know what she wrote too cant read it

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02-18-2002, 01:33 PM	#17
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Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	haha, i know it wasn't my fault, she does too and she feels like shit, just trying to show you how stubborn she is, she never apologizes, tries to find excuses for everything, but never an apology in the last 8 years, no matter how big or small the fuck up is, it's annoying Last edited by Roberto; 02-18-2002 at 04:09 PM..

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Very cute story....Ok Are you guys Italian?? Can I see what your wife looks like?

02-18-2002, 06:38 PM	#31
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02-18-2002, 08:07 PM	#37
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02-18-2002, 09:23 PM	#43
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Ah she looks great Roberto....Thanks for sharing that.... Snow

02-18-2002, 09:27 PM	#45
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Gaby he looks Italian to me.. Roberto???? Where from??

02-18-2002, 09:41 PM	#49
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Right on.....