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![]() On the back of a join4free check:
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i think you wont have a problem ;)
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There can be only one
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I tought about the brick of love too
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#7 |
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hahaha... don't be bitter.
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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What's it say anyway? ;)
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i can't read it either
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that is too funny
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Life must be tough, when the only paper around the house is uncashed checks...lol
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id like to know what she wrote too
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... I used to wipe my ass with IEG checks ... and then sent them back "attention" to setch werfuckknows ... !!
in your case, don´t do that ... send it back and get it replaced ... |
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aka K-Man
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no hablo
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#16 |
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english please
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#17 |
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shit... roberto, be nice. no yelling!
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#18 |
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It says:
Roberto, you forgot to buy toilet paper again. Every check that was on the table (except this one) was used to wipe my ass and is now floating down through the sewage pipes. Now buy some fucking bumwad with this lousy fuckin' check. P.S. I had a good dump. |
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Holy shit. I'd flush the bitch.
But that's just me, I don't take crap from no one. :D <font face="Verdana"><b>___________</b> CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font> |
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I would say she deserves a facial!
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Jesus loves bacon
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And a Dirty Sanchez wouldn't hurt.
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It says: Roberto: I left you a tshirt and sweatshirt for franco over the kitchen table, remember to put them in his backpack, tell mariela to put him sunscreen, and ask her what beach are they going to, call me around 3pm. Paula. i went to an exchange office on my way to western union and the clerks had a good laugh, it can't be cashed ![]() however you can write all you want on the back of our national banks checks. she wrote on it because there are some $1 checks laying around in my desk from a recurring free cd program i tested for a couple days that looks exactly like this one. now she says i would have more care and put them into a drawer or something, so it was my fault after all ![]() |
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hmmm, thinking you may have to go look through her purse...see if your balls are in there.........
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#26 |
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haha, i know it wasn't my fault, she does too and she feels like shit, just trying to show you how stubborn she is, she never apologizes, tries to find excuses for everything, but never an apology in the last 8 years, no matter how big or small the fuck up is, it's annoying
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It can't be cashed because somebody WROTE on the back of it???
What kind of BS is that? I'd raise holy old hell at my bank if they ever tried to bullfuck me like that. If they won't cash it, then deposit it in your account. If they won't let you do that, then fucking change banks. They are being assholes. And don't be such a wuss with you wife, she needs a man not a little boy. I say spank her for her attitude. Oh yes, spank her bare ass good. <font face="Verdana"><b>___________</b> CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font> |
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Very cute story....Ok Are you guys Italian??
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haha too funny!
funny how it was a woman ![]() a man would NEVER do something like this... hell, most guys would even bother with the fucking note ![]() - Wes |
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Hell, at least if it was a guy that did this you could call him a dipshit and smack him on the forehead.
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haha LMMAO funny thread :P
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Sykk, priceless stuff man
![]() I just had soda come out of my nose and splash the keyboard. So now do you think I should take this back to the computer store, tell them that I build porn sites for a living, and my keyboard is "sticky" and I need to exchange it? Think they'll believe it was soda?? ![]()
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roberto>> be fair to the ladies and post your pic ;)
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hmmm.
I think I fucked her. Cant remember.
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good news Roberto!
I found them!! ![]()
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I think www.ibangedyourwife.com is available. So much opportuinity out there,
so little time. <font face="Verdana"><b>___________</b> CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $45 per sale + webmaster referrals <i>4 LEVELS DEEP</i></font> |
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Ah she looks great Roberto....Thanks for sharing that....
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Gaby he looks Italian to me.. Roberto???? Where from??
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hahahahahaha Lenny, sorry about the keyboard.... baddog, glad I could be of some entertainment value for you :)
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Right on.....
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