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Amputate Your Head 02-17-2002 08:33 AM

Do crack whores know they stink? And if so, do they care?

jimmy3way 02-17-2002 09:53 AM

The only thing that pisses me off about smokers are these losers who are suing tobacco companies with the excuse that "They didn't know it was bad for them..."

Hello? Retard?

You are SUCKING SMOKE INTO YOUR LUNGS!!!

Did you think it made you cough because your body wants more of that smooth Lucky flavor?

If you're not bright enough NOT to believe advertising and use your own judgement you DESERVE to die a lonely, cancerous, drawn out death.

Amputate Your Head 02-17-2002 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by jimmy3way
The only thing that pisses me off about smokers are these losers who are suing tobacco companies with the excuse that "They didn't know it was bad for them..."

Hello? Retard?

really no different than the dumbasses that sue a gun manufacturer because their boyfriend blew his fuckin' brains out in a drunked stupor.... or the people that sue McDonalds cuz they hit a bump in the road and spilled their fuckin' coffee all over their lap.... or any of the other countless stupid fucking lawsuits that happen every single day.

There's dumbasses in any group you wanna point out... so let's not lump ALL smokers into some fucked up category because of a couple of idiots. Because I could just as easily lump all NON smokers into some group too. Like the "I'm a whiney non-smoking bitch" group. Fortunately for us smokers.... not ALL non-smokers are whiney crybabys. :smokin

I KNOW smoking is bad for me... I KNOW I'll probly fucking die someday of smoking or something else... I KNOW.... I don't fucking care.

Wizzo 02-17-2002 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Flash1
:smokin Smokers do stink. So do fat people in the summer.:repuke
I smoke like a fuckin freight train :smokin

Instead of bitchin about smokers, let's bitch about fatties in spandex and half shirts.


Obesity also passed smoking as the leading cause of death in 2001....:smokin

jimmy3way 02-17-2002 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

really no different than the ... any of the other countless stupid fucking lawsuits that happen every single day.

I KNOW smoking is bad for me... I KNOW I'll probly fucking die someday of smoking or something else... I KNOW.... I don't fucking care.

Yeah that's cool. Like I said, smoke like a chimney bro. It's the morons that annoy me, not the regular junkies.

Exxxotica 02-17-2002 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Flash1
:
Instead of bitchin about smokers, let's bitch about fatties in spandex and half shirts.


Gluttony is the most disgusting thing, especialy the way gluttons wear their tight clothes.

Tonight at a restraunt, this guys gluttony was bugging the fuck out of me. I would have told him to eat less, but he was in the "all you can eat section", and had the right to be there. I hate how the "all you can eat buffet" is right next to the salad bar.

So instead, I walked past his table and ripped the nastiest fart. It was right his girlfriends face. At first they were just supprised. They both had bewildered looks on their faces. After a few seconds when the shock wore off, the guy was very angry at me.

He started swearing and yelling at me, calling me names "you vegan son of a bitch!". I really didnt listen, I was just very proud of what I had just done. I paid him no attention as I left the restraunt with my salad to go.

Driving home, I felt sort of bad. Was that wrong of me to do? My Fart may have ruined their dinner, but at least I was able to make them eat less.

ZapMan 02-17-2002 11:38 AM

:feels-hot YOUM MOTHER FUCKING SMOKING NAZI'S:feels-hot

:ak47: SMOKING NAZI'S

Speedy26 02-17-2002 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Flash1
:smokin Smokers do stink. So do fat people in the summer.:repuke
I smoke like a fuckin freight train :smokin

Instead of bitchin about smokers, let's bitch about fatties in spandex and half shirts.



:1orglaugh

Flash1 02-17-2002 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pathfinder
Guys what is worse; the smell of cigarette smoke or the cheap stinking perfume that many women douse themselves with?

You're right there!!
Some women think that perfume is "bath in a bottle"
:moon

kmanrox 02-17-2002 08:25 PM

smokers reak like shit, period... most of my smoking friends would agree, its like crack, they cant stop... weakness is lame...

and b4 u say anything, my pot smoing this week was after a 1 month hiatus to prove to myself that weed doesn't "have me".

PersianKitty 02-17-2002 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by Ted


I've heard that some girls can taste it when they swallow. I've never had any complaints though

It's true... it does taste like cigarettes. It permeates every part of the body. I don't date smokers at all primarily for the fact that I'd have to kiss an ashtray or worse... It's my choice. Just like it's others' choice to smoke.

Amputate Your Head 02-17-2002 08:37 PM

hey, that's cool..... I fucked a non-smoker once... wasn't nuthin' special... but I usually only fuck smokers exclusively too... we all gotta have priorities.... :smokin

Machine 02-17-2002 10:55 PM

all smokers stink, and yes my farts can and do kill.

Kimmykim 02-18-2002 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Until the day comes when they not only ban smoking off the face of the Earth, but also stop the growing of it worldwide, the non-smoking whiners can all kiss my nicotine stained ass. You can bitch about it until the fucking cows come home... and I'll be smoking the whole time you're wearing yourself out with your complaining. :smokin

Haha, somehow that just brought Dennis Leary's right into my mind ;)

Sleepy 02-18-2002 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
my pot smoing
pot smoing ... heheheheheee
Me thinks you smoed too much already bro :thumbsup

woodyxxx 02-18-2002 03:46 PM

I am a smoker myself....

-Do I bitch people who pollute my air with their cars?......No

I don't understand why non-smokers are so agressive and non-tolerant.....

I try to respect non-smokers.....should be a two-way thing...I have rights and you have too.....

I am not sure that a non-smokers cares about the pollution he can make with his car.....and if I'd bitch him about it, he would probably tell me to get lost.....

:321GFY

Exxxotica 02-18-2002 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by woodyxxx
I am a smoker myself....

-Do I bitch people who pollute my air with their cars?......No

I don't understand why non-smokers are so agressive and non-tolerant.....

I try to respect non-smokers.....should be a two-way thing...I have rights and you have too.....

I am not sure that a non-smokers cares about the pollution he can make with his car.....and if I'd bitch him about it, he would probably tell me to get lost.....

:321GFY

Yeah, get lost.

I dont drive a car. I ride a goat... and it farts more than I do. How's that for pollution?


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