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jimthefiend · 08-31-2005, 08:37 AM

...And move out of California.

Katrina is Gods way of telling you that nature will own you at will. A fucking THUNDERSTORM just rendered New Orleans and large parts of that whole region uninhabitable. It's just gonna get worse along gulf coast too.

A hurricane is bullshit compared to a significant quake along the western seaboard. Can you say tsunami? Can you say deep sea diving in the LA basin?

WTF you think the BIG ONE is gonna do to Cali when it hits? And it WILL, dont for a second doubt that.

I have lots for sale on a VERY large and picturesque piece of property in the midwest. Preferential interest rates will be given to owners of massive programs, marijuana growers and large breasted porn stars. Christy Canyon can you hear me?

Ignore me, flame me... If you must.

But if you insist on living out there, heres a suggestion:

As Tool so eloquently put it: LEARN TO SWIM.

Don't mind me, I'm intoxicated.

jimthefiend · 08-31-2005, 08:45 AM

PS: You'll be safe here. It's high ground and there are alot of Christians.

God won't fuck with you much.

JFK · 08-31-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

PS: You'll be safe here. It's high ground and there are alot of Christians.

God won't fuck with you much.

do you have an Ark ?

Fletch XXX · 08-31-2005, 09:11 AM

Maynard James Keenan can say all he wants.

"learn to swim" you say.

Tool LIVES in LA goofy ass.

Tool albums were recorded, where?

Larabbee Studios 3 blocks from me.

in survey says... california.

fake bands with fake fans.

Fletch XXX · 08-31-2005, 09:11 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maynard_James_Keenan

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In the 1980s Keenan moved to Los Angeles, apparently to work in interior design.

you know how many gay men do the same thing?

he lives here.

jimthefiend · 08-31-2005, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

do you have an Ark ?

Good question my friend. Ark? No.

I do have a canoe and bass boat.

More importantly however, I live on high ground thats not on a fault line or in hurricane alley.

Tornadoes? Yeah so ok, we got them fuckers. But since I dont live in a trailer I'm cool.

hehe

jimthefiend · 08-31-2005, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

Maynard James Keenan can say all he wants.

"learn to swim" you say.

Tool LIVES in LA goofy ass.

Tool albums were recorded, where?

Larabbee Studios 3 blocks from me.

in survey says... california.

fake bands with fake fans.

Shut up faggot nobody asked you.

strats · 08-31-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Shut up faggot nobody asked you.

Comma, or a period and a capital letter.

08-31-2005, 08:37 AM	#1
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Get the Katrina message for fucks sake... ...And move out of California. Katrina is Gods way of telling you that nature will own you at will. A fucking THUNDERSTORM just rendered New Orleans and large parts of that whole region uninhabitable. It's just gonna get worse along gulf coast too. A hurricane is bullshit compared to a significant quake along the western seaboard. Can you say tsunami? Can you say deep sea diving in the LA basin? WTF you think the BIG ONE is gonna do to Cali when it hits? And it WILL, dont for a second doubt that. I have lots for sale on a VERY large and picturesque piece of property in the midwest. Preferential interest rates will be given to owners of massive programs, marijuana growers and large breasted porn stars. Christy Canyon can you hear me? Ignore me, flame me... If you must. But if you insist on living out there, heres a suggestion: As Tool so eloquently put it: LEARN TO SWIM. Don't mind me, I'm intoxicated.

08-31-2005, 09:11 AM	#4
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08-31-2005, 08:45 AM	#2
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	PS: You'll be safe here. It's high ground and there are alot of Christians. God won't fuck with you much.