Get the Katrina message for fucks sake...
 

...And move out of California.

Katrina is Gods way of telling you that nature will own you at will. A fucking THUNDERSTORM just rendered New Orleans and large parts of that whole region uninhabitable. It's just gonna get worse along gulf coast too.

A hurricane is bullshit compared to a significant quake along the western seaboard. Can you say tsunami? Can you say deep sea diving in the LA basin?

WTF you think the BIG ONE is gonna do to Cali when it hits? And it WILL, dont for a second doubt that.

I have lots for sale on a VERY large and picturesque piece of property in the midwest. Preferential interest rates will be given to owners of massive programs, marijuana growers and large breasted porn stars. Christy Canyon can you hear me?



Ignore me, flame me... If you must.


But if you insist on living out there, heres a suggestion:




As Tool so eloquently put it: LEARN TO SWIM.










Don't mind me, I'm intoxicated.

PS: You'll be safe here. It's high ground and there are alot of Christians.

God won't fuck with you much. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

do you have an Ark ? :Graucho

Maynard James Keenan can say all he wants.

"learn to swim" you say.

Tool LIVES in LA goofy ass.

Tool albums were recorded, where?

Larabbee Studios 3 blocks from me.

in survey says... california.

:1orglaugh

fake bands with fake fans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maynard_James_Keenan

you know how many gay men do the same thing?

he lives here.

Good question my friend. Ark? No.

I do have a canoe and bass boat.


More importantly however, I live on high ground thats not on a fault line or in hurricane alley.

Tornadoes? Yeah so ok, we got them fuckers. But since I dont live in a trailer I'm cool.


hehe

Shut up faggot nobody asked you.

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