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Bribing a biology teacher?
I have bio this semester, and I have it on mondays (my only class of the day), fridays (my only class of the day), and tuesdays at 8 in the morning...
so you can see why I want to avoid this class at all costs! do you think a teacher is bribe-able? and how much would YOU offer? ![]() thanx for the input! |
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If it's a male teacher you could always offer sexual favors
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i wouldnt offer shit, i'd do what i have to do instead of punking out.
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i did bribe a teacher once.. a physics teacher in high school.. in between the photocopy for a test and my answers sheet.. i included a $100 peso bill (it was worth 100 dollars back then).. got a 9 on the test (they grade from 0 to 10 here)
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Offer him $500, and if he accepts tell the dean, your whole class gets a few days off
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I am a genetics major in my 4th year...i'll help you if you need it...
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Why not just clep the class. It is a joke anyway.
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actually 10k gets you a degree here.. Im planning on becoming a lawyer soon
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its just that there is SOOO much to do in bio...
disections once a week theory exams where you have to learn everything by heart, as well as lab exams ugh... I cringe every time I think about it |
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Same here... i'll just study hard and its a good feeling to know that you did pass it with all your sweat! |
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can't you change it?... I used to have baaad schedule in college but I just changed them... and bio is kindof a generic class pretty sure they give it more than once...
try changing Advance Oracle DB management....THAT sucks...
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