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Old 08-30-2005, 09:00 PM   #1
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Bribing a biology teacher?

I have bio this semester, and I have it on mondays (my only class of the day), fridays (my only class of the day), and tuesdays at 8 in the morning...

so you can see why I want to avoid this class at all costs!

do you think a teacher is bribe-able? and how much would YOU offer?


thanx for the input!
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:01 PM   #2
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If it's a male teacher you could always offer sexual favors
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:01 PM   #3
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i wouldnt offer shit, i'd do what i have to do instead of punking out.
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:03 PM   #4
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i did bribe a teacher once.. a physics teacher in high school.. in between the photocopy for a test and my answers sheet.. i included a $100 peso bill (it was worth 100 dollars back then).. got a 9 on the test (they grade from 0 to 10 here)
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:06 PM   #5
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Offer him $500, and if he accepts tell the dean, your whole class gets a few days off
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:07 PM   #6
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I have bio this semester, and I have it on mondays (my only class of the day), fridays (my only class of the day), and tuesdays at 8 in the morning...

so you can see why I want to avoid this class at all costs!

do you think a teacher is bribe-able? and how much would YOU offer?


thanx for the input!
I helped a teacher a couple years back. It's definately doable.
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:09 PM   #7
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:10 PM   #8
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Why not just clep the class. It is a joke anyway.
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:11 PM   #9
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:13 PM   #10
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its just that there is SOOO much to do in bio...

disections once a week

theory exams where you have to learn everything by heart, as well as lab exams

ugh... I cringe every time I think about it
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:18 PM   #11
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i wouldnt offer shit, i'd do what i have to do instead of punking out.

Same here... i'll just study hard and its a good feeling to know that you did pass it with all your sweat!
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:18 PM   #12
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can't you change it?... I used to have baaad schedule in college but I just changed them... and bio is kindof a generic class pretty sure they give it more than once...

try changing Advance Oracle DB management....THAT sucks...
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