And now...Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy - GoFuckYourself.com

MuleScrote · 08-29-2005, 08:13 PM

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

Dagwolf · 08-29-2005, 09:18 PM

Post more deep thoughts, please.

MuleScrote · 08-29-2005, 09:50 PM

Another one of my favorites:

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

Fizzgig · 08-29-2005, 09:56 PM

That's a good one too.

I like the one about uncle caveman.

MuleScrote · 08-29-2005, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig

That's a good one too.

I like the one about uncle caveman.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

reynold · 08-29-2005, 11:28 PM

Man, you're good! more of your deep thoughts pls. thanks

GUNNER · 08-29-2005, 11:31 PM

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

kaori · 08-29-2005, 11:41 PM

heh, i have 'em in an auto-rotating script

08-29-2005, 08:13 PM	#1
MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	And now...Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

08-29-2005, 09:18 PM	#2
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Post more deep thoughts, please. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

08-29-2005, 09:56 PM	#4
Fizzgig Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 9,649	That's a good one too. I like the one about uncle caveman. __________________ ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

08-29-2005, 11:31 PM	#7
GUNNER Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,098	Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you. __________________ gunner @tutamail.com 25 years in the jizz biz

08-29-2005, 09:50 PM	#3
MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	Another one of my favorites: I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

08-29-2005, 11:28 PM	#6
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Man, you're good! more of your deep thoughts pls. thanks

08-29-2005, 11:41 PM	#8
kaori Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,569	heh, i have 'em in an auto-rotating script