And now...Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
 

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

Post more deep thoughts, please. :1orglaugh

Another one of my favorites:

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

That's a good one too. :) I like the one about uncle caveman.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Man, you're good! more of your deep thoughts pls. thanks

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

heh, i have 'em in an auto-rotating script :)