Phoenix People...

[TheJimmy]

If you were picking from the following cities to live, what recommendations could you give...


- Chandler
- Mesa
- Tempe
- Gilbert
- Peoria
and Glendale


Thanks

[TheJimmy]

Originally Posted by TheJimmy

If you were picking from the following cities to live, what recommendations could you give...


- Chandler
- Mesa
- Tempe
- Gilbert
- Peoria
and Glendale


Thanks

forgot to add Maricopa to that list...

[punker barbie]

- Chandler is smelly
- Mesa is way too far in BFE
- Tempe- HAWT, lots of kewl places
- Gilbert- too far from anything
- Peoria- too far from night clubs and bars, but if you have a family'n kids its perfect
and Glendale- good prices on new homes a killer good mall is near by but far from night life.

tempe or scottsdale is where you want to be ;)

[sperbonzo]

Scottsdale, Paradise Valley, and Cave Creek.

(I know....It's not on that list, but personally I wouldn't want to live in any of those other places......... with a big maybe on Tempe..... unless you are over 30, then forget Tempe)

[RAM]

Forget all those places and come north Jerome is were you want to be

[Honez]

- Chandler - Not a bad place to live if you are not into the club scene or status. Nice homes with good prices.
- Mesa - A bit more ghetto
- Tempe - College area.
- Gilbert - Where I live. See Chandler.
- Peoria - See Chandler.
- Glendale -Nice area. A bit pricier. Closer to the night life but, still affordable.
- Scottsdale - Only if you can afford it ;)

[bryany]

Come to Scottsdale Brotha!

[TheJimmy]

Originally Posted by bryany

Come to Scottsdale Brotha!

sup man, LTNS! was just about to beep on you AIM...




Scottsdale is for sure on the list but I already knew that was a decent area, so didnt' need to ask mucha bout it...

But while looking at places, these other cities that I know jack about keep popping up.

Nice square footage, pool, decent neighborhood and not being FAR from downtown is what I'm looking for...a 30 minute-ish ride into the city is tolerable...



thanks so far for the replies, good to hear from the locals

[Theo]

creta hehe

hey bro i got some good thing to show you

[TheJimmy]

Originally Posted by RAM

Forget all those places and come north Jerome is were you want to be

haha right on man, if I could I would...actually I'd consider Sedona or Flagstaff too if it weren't for a few logistics that have to happen over the next few years...

[Tango]

I'd recommend anywhere on VanBuren - lots of swanky places

p.s. also lots of Ass on this street as well

[TheJimmy]

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

creta hehe

hey bro i got some good thing to show you

be right over mainng!

[lagwagon]

To be central for the parties and bars I would go with Scottsdale. But I like living in Chandler. Can be a bit far from things at times. For instance the Punker and Rochard B Day is going to be an easy hour drive from here.

[Azlord]

Downtown Tempe for sure

[3M TA3]

just moved here but I would stay away from Mesa if I were you.

I'm ready to move to northern scottsdale

[TheJimmy]

Originally Posted by BlueMoon

just moved here but I would stay away from Mesa if I were you.

I'm ready to move to northern scottsdale

So, Mesa's a bit on the ghetto side I take it?

[3M TA3]

pretty much retired and locals, nothing new or exciding

[power182]

Apache Junction Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, bowie knife, a
78 El Camino with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is
only available after dark and can only be bought with cash, preferably
small bills, unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are
talking about.

Ahwatukee Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer
H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card set, and country
club membership. Also available are Shallow Ken and Private School
Skipper. Ahwatukee Barbie hasn't been affordable since the early 80's.

Chandler Barbie
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar
minivan and matching gym suit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time
occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold
separately. Can swear in English or Spanish. Available at Target.

Flagstaff Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or
need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Flagstaff Barbies and the optional
Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Gilbert Barbie
Is pregnant, drives a new Ford Excursion and is perfect in every way.
We don't know who Ken is because he's always away hunting or in Japan on
business. Gilbert Barbie aspires to become Scottsdale Barbie.
Not cheap, but still very naive.

Goodyear Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
Beer-Gut Ken out of Mesa Barbie's (disconti nued) house. Her ensemble
includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry lip
gloss, and a see-through halter top. Comes with Barbie's dream
doublewide trailer. Available at Wal-Mart. Cheap.

Guadalupe Barbie
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired
temporary plates and three babies in the back without car seats. This
is the only Barbie who is willing to do manual labor. Ken comes in a
meat-packer's uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand.
Green cards are not yet available for Guadalupe Barbie or Ken.
Available at Food City.

Mesa Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a classic Metallica shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her
shoulder. Wants to major in NASCAR at MCC. She has a six-pack of
Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet
and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup
truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely
free. Available at Ross.

Phoenix Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional
accessories include a G.E.D. and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79
Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition
of the infant.

Sedona Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic (nose job) Barbie wears leopard
print spandex, and drinks cosmopolitans to new age music with friends
at the lodge. Into crystals. Comes with percocet perscription and two
alimony checks. Also cheap.

Scottsdale Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at Scottsdale Fashion Square. She
comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a
long-haired foreign lapdog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter dreamhouse
with a saguaro cactus in front. Available with or without tummy tuck
and face lift. Workaholic ex-husband Ken comes with squeeze-me Skipper
and a Ferrari.

Tucson Barbie
Into basketball and marijuana. Dropped out of PCC. Does nothing but
complain about Phoenix Barbie.

Sun City Barbie/Ken
These dolls are going fast! Well, what we mean is they're old and don't
have much time left. Both write checks for everything or pay in change,
and can provide hours of endless repetitive conversation about "The
good ol' days." Drives a golf cart, signals right to turn left. Can be
seen in Barbie Grocery Store (sold separately) arguing over prices.
Available at the doctor's office.

Van Buren Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by
simply adding or subtracting the "snap-on" parts.

[billywatson]

Originally Posted by punker barbie

- Chandler is smelly
- Mesa is way too far in BFE
- Tempe- HAWT, lots of kewl places
- Gilbert- too far from anything
- Peoria- too far from night clubs and bars, but if you have a family'n kids its perfect
and Glendale- good prices on new homes a killer good mall is near by but far from night life.

tempe or scottsdale is where you want to be ;)

[xNetworx]

Originally Posted by power182

Apache Junction Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, bowie knife, a
78 El Camino with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is
only available after dark and can only be bought with cash, preferably
small bills, unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are
talking about.

Ahwatukee Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer
H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card set, and country
club membership. Also available are Shallow Ken and Private School
Skipper. Ahwatukee Barbie hasn't been affordable since the early 80's.

Chandler Barbie
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar
minivan and matching gym suit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time
occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold
separately. Can swear in English or Spanish. Available at Target.

Flagstaff Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or
need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Flagstaff Barbies and the optional
Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Gilbert Barbie
Is pregnant, drives a new Ford Excursion and is perfect in every way.
We don't know who Ken is because he's always away hunting or in Japan on
business. Gilbert Barbie aspires to become Scottsdale Barbie.
Not cheap, but still very naive.

Goodyear Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
Beer-Gut Ken out of Mesa Barbie's (disconti nued) house. Her ensemble
includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry lip
gloss, and a see-through halter top. Comes with Barbie's dream
doublewide trailer. Available at Wal-Mart. Cheap.

Guadalupe Barbie
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired
temporary plates and three babies in the back without car seats. This
is the only Barbie who is willing to do manual labor. Ken comes in a
meat-packer's uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand.
Green cards are not yet available for Guadalupe Barbie or Ken.
Available at Food City.

Mesa Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a classic Metallica shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her
shoulder. Wants to major in NASCAR at MCC. She has a six-pack of
Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet
and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup
truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely
free. Available at Ross.

Phoenix Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional
accessories include a G.E.D. and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79
Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition
of the infant.

Sedona Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic (nose job) Barbie wears leopard
print spandex, and drinks cosmopolitans to new age music with friends
at the lodge. Into crystals. Comes with percocet perscription and two
alimony checks. Also cheap.

Scottsdale Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at Scottsdale Fashion Square. She
comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a
long-haired foreign lapdog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter dreamhouse
with a saguaro cactus in front. Available with or without tummy tuck
and face lift. Workaholic ex-husband Ken comes with squeeze-me Skipper
and a Ferrari.

Tucson Barbie
Into basketball and marijuana. Dropped out of PCC. Does nothing but
complain about Phoenix Barbie.

Sun City Barbie/Ken
These dolls are going fast! Well, what we mean is they're old and don't
have much time left. Both write checks for everything or pay in change,
and can provide hours of endless repetitive conversation about "The
good ol' days." Drives a golf cart, signals right to turn left. Can be
seen in Barbie Grocery Store (sold separately) arguing over prices.
Available at the doctor's office.

Van Buren Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by
simply adding or subtracting the "snap-on" parts.

Did you really write this bullcrap?