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chadglni · 05-22-2005, 10:58 PM

Am I the only one with this problem?

Spunky · 05-22-2005, 11:00 PM

Depends if your female or not

mrthumbs · 05-22-2005, 11:02 PM

hey man.. i warned you i was big

DWB · 05-22-2005, 11:11 PM

Because your not relaxed. Relax and slightly push like your pooping and it will go in with better. Loads of lube also helps.

OG LennyT · 05-22-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Because your not relaxed. Relax and slightly push like your pooping and it will go in with better. Loads of lube also helps.

good advice from experience it sounds

Sosa · 05-22-2005, 11:35 PM

things aren't meant to go up the poop shoot

pornguy · 05-23-2005, 12:25 AM

The Ass was ment to be exit only!

chadglni · 05-23-2005, 12:33 AM

I'm a dude, and my gf has this thing with wantin to stick her fingers up my ass

But it just makes me feel like I need to shit! what do I do?

juve20 · 05-23-2005, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

The Ass was ment to be exit only!

Exactly!!

tony

CDSmith · 05-23-2005, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I'm a dude, and my gf has this thing with wantin to stick her fingers up my ass

But it just makes me feel like I need to shit! what do I do?

Go to the drug store and buy a few of those "fleet" enema bottles. Take yourself a good high fucking enema before sex, and if she's that fixated with your ass then get her to administer it.

*cough*, no seriously.... do the enema thing. And... your ass hole is sensitive because there is a super high concentration of ultra-senitive nerve endings in your O ring. They're there for a reason, trust me.

STD · 05-23-2005, 01:07 AM

Just relax and tell your dad to put that thing away!

DarkJedi · 08-26-2005, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

Am I the only one with this problem?

ask your mom. she's had lots of experience.

StatsJunky · 08-26-2005, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I'm a dude, and my gf has this thing with wantin to stick her fingers up my ass

But it just makes me feel like I need to shit! what do I do?

Find a new girlfriend to finger your arse properly

jimboc · 08-26-2005, 02:26 AM

piles?....

montel · 08-26-2005, 02:51 AM

especially when the thing in her ass is attached to - "MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PixeLs · 08-26-2005, 03:04 AM

As much as I wanted I really don't know how you feel.

DutchTeenCash · 08-26-2005, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

The Ass was ment to be exit only!

I wonder if thats true

DeniseAWC · 08-26-2005, 04:30 AM

I heard it's because the nerves around the hairs on your arsehole are directly linked to your tear ducts. While it feels like pain, actually all it's doing is making your eyes water...

Or so I was told when my other half wanted to bone my brown hole!

Manowar · 08-26-2005, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

hey man.. i warned you i was big

pussyluver · 08-26-2005, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by StatsJunky

Find a new girlfriend to finger your arse properly

Or buy her a fuckin book on the topic. Prostate massage can be stimulating esp as you get older. I can do without it, cause I'd feel like the enema is required to be clean... A girl that knows how to do this right prolly knows a bunch of stuff that is gonna knock your socks off. That's why real pros cost so much.

pussyluver · 08-26-2005, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jimboc

piles?....

Well it's not good for them. You prolly risk other things as well. What if you have polyps. Have a colonoscopy 1st.

chadglni · 08-26-2005, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

Or buy her a fuckin book on the topic. Prostate massage can be stimulating esp as you get older. I can do without it, cause I'd feel like the enema is required to be clean... A girl that knows how to do this right prolly knows a bunch of stuff that is gonna knock your socks off. That's why real pros cost so much.

Thanks, but this thread was a joke.

phogirl69 · 08-26-2005, 05:00 AM

I am not allowed to touch my boyfriends exit hole. He is always guarding like it's a holy grail. I always like to tease him by going near it and he gets mad!! All guys I've been with are like this, they are afraid it makes him gay.

I like to tease him by lubing my finger up with spit and attacking him.

chadglni · 08-26-2005, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by phogirl69

I am not allowed to touch my boyfriends exit hole. He is always guarding like it's a holy grail. I always like to tease him by going near it and he gets mad!! All guys I've been with are like this, they are afraid it makes him gay.

I like to tease him by lubing my finger up with spit and attacking him.

Just ram it in when he's not paying attention.

Wiggles · 08-26-2005, 06:09 AM

because your ass is supposed to be exit traffic only!

mardigras · 08-26-2005, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

because your ass is supposed to be exit traffic only!

Suppositories

mikeyddddd · 08-26-2005, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I'm a dude, and my gf has this thing with wantin to stick her fingers up my ass

But it just makes me feel like I need to shit! what do I do?

So go ahead and shit. That'll teach her.

Doc911 · 08-26-2005, 07:12 AM

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