why the fuck does it hurt having something shoved in your ass?
 

Am I the only one with this problem?

Depends if your female or not

hey man.. i warned you i was big

Because your not relaxed. Relax and slightly push like your pooping and it will go in with better. Loads of lube also helps.

good advice from experience it sounds :2 cents:

things aren't meant to go up the poop shoot :)

The Ass was ment to be exit only!

I'm a dude, and my gf has this thing with wantin to stick her fingers up my ass

But it just makes me feel like I need to shit! what do I do?

Exactly!! :2 cents:

tony

Go to the drug store and buy a few of those "fleet" enema bottles. Take yourself a good high fucking enema before sex, and if she's that fixated with your ass then get her to administer it.

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*cough*, no seriously.... do the enema thing. And... your ass hole is sensitive because there is a super high concentration of ultra-senitive nerve endings in your O ring. They're there for a reason, trust me.

Just relax and tell your dad to put that thing away!

ask your mom. she's had lots of experience.

Find a new girlfriend to finger your arse properly :1orglaugh

piles?....

especially when the thing in her ass is attached to - "MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As much as I wanted I really don't know how you feel. :(

I wonder if thats true

I heard it's because the nerves around the hairs on your arsehole are directly linked to your tear ducts. While it feels like pain, actually all it's doing is making your eyes water...

Or so I was told when my other half wanted to bone my brown hole!

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Or buy her a fuckin book on the topic. Prostate massage can be stimulating esp as you get older. I can do without it, cause I'd feel like the enema is required to be clean... A girl that knows how to do this right prolly knows a bunch of stuff that is gonna knock your socks off. That's why real pros cost so much.

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Well it's not good for them. You prolly risk other things as well. What if you have polyps. Have a colonoscopy 1st.

Thanks, but this thread was a joke. :upsidedow

I am not allowed to touch my boyfriends exit hole. He is always guarding like it's a holy grail. I always like to tease him by going near it and he gets mad!! All guys I've been with are like this, they are afraid it makes him gay.

I like to tease him by lubing my finger up with spit and attacking him. :helpme

Just ram it in when he's not paying attention. :1orglaugh

because your ass is supposed to be exit traffic only!

Suppositories:glugglug

So go ahead and shit. That'll teach her.

this thread is useless without picts of the asian girl with the alien strap-on