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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
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What happens when you meet a girl and then..
just when you are about to lick her pussy, you realise it smells like a 200 years old dead tuna. Do you just stop the "licking process" and then fuck her, even if you know your dick will smell like tuna for the next 2 months, or do you stop everything and leave?
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: amish paradise
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say shit i need to be somewhere at blah
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,798
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You tell her to go take a shower before you touch that shit and if its not better after that you are leaving.
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We need more free porn
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Location: Montreal
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Bermuda
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Maybe try picking up clean women instead of dirt bags?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 11,922
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Stop and tell her you can't afford to cheat your girl. Use your stage acting lessson back in highschool.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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If it's from clubbing, I make sure she has time to take a shower before we get our thing going
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Denver, CO ICQ 280-752-076
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,970
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Just kiss a couple times and if it reeks..start backing out and bone it anyways
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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
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lurker
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Location: atlanta
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you work your way back and just kiss and say oh look at the time got to go
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: canada
Posts: 1,592
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uhhh she would be kicked out and pointed to the nearest ralphs for some summers eve....
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Costa Rica
Posts: 1,472
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eat...pussy?
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Western NY
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida
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i simply say "go take a bath you dirty bitch" and grab my shit and leave... never to talk to that nasty hoe again
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 17,743
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puss sucks....
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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stinky pussy sucks.
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wtf
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Location: Bikini State, FL USA
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,865
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I'll grab the first cab that I see and run.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Da Hood
Posts: 5,688
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Anyone that would hit some stinky pussy is fucking crazy...it stinks bec it's most likely infected
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 6,846
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I would kill her to as to not promote more terror in society.
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I'm here for SPORT
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
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if she tastes bad i won't eat her out - doesn't mean i won't fuck her with a condom though..... not her fault she smells - might be something she ate... and it's hard to get othr pussy that day once you got one in the sack so you might as well get laid
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