What happens when you meet a girl and then..
 

just when you are about to lick her pussy, you realise it smells like a 200 years old dead tuna. Do you just stop the "licking process" and then fuck her, even if you know your dick will smell like tuna for the next 2 months, or do you stop everything and leave?

say shit i need to be somewhere at blah

You tell her to go take a shower before you touch that shit and if its not better after that you are leaving.

Man, seriously? You don't even propose to take a shower with her? It's not like she's not going to understand why you proposed the shower in the first place! :1orglaugh

Maybe try picking up clean women instead of dirt bags?

Stop and tell her you can't afford to cheat your girl. Use your stage acting lessson back in highschool.

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If it's from clubbing, I make sure she has time to take a shower before we get our thing going

Agreed....
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Just kiss a couple times and if it reeks..start backing out and bone it anyways

I understand that your FleshLight smells like roses all the time, but in real life, when you are old enough to meet enough girls, you will meet, sexy horny girls who still smell like tuna.

You learn something new every day on GFY, kiddo.

you work your way back and just kiss and say oh look at the time got to go

uhhh she would be kicked out and pointed to the nearest ralphs for some summers eve.... :disgust

eat...pussy?

nasty ho = nasty hole

i simply say "go take a bath you dirty bitch" and grab my shit and leave... never to talk to that nasty hoe again

puss sucks....

stinky pussy sucks.

one of these might help:
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I'll grab the first cab that I see and run.

Anyone that would hit some stinky pussy is fucking crazy...it stinks bec it's most likely infected

I would kill her to as to not promote more terror in society.

if she tastes bad i won't eat her out - doesn't mean i won't fuck her with a condom though..... not her fault she smells - might be something she ate... and it's hard to get othr pussy that day once you got one in the sack so you might as well get laid

That should explain it.