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Rocky 02-14-2002 06:47 AM

i heard 12clicks was touring with his Queen cover band

they call themselves, "Princess"

mika 02-14-2002 06:47 AM

The more fun you guys have with Spacedog, the more motivated he becomes.

And eventually he will find hosting.:thumbsup

Theo 02-14-2002 07:02 AM

Serge, some "enlightment" for you
http://www.12clicks.com

hehe

mika 02-14-2002 07:04 AM

Who is 12clicks?
All I know is I wanna promote his site. Where can i signup?

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog



Because I just don't go away.....
because I explore every facet of this industry possible...
because I have a drive & determination to go far fast.. &
because I dont give up easily & I make sacrifices & take chances..
becuase I experiment.. Because I ask questions & I test everything...

while many webmasters concentrate on just ONE thing, I explore EVERYTHING...

Information is a valuable tool....

no shit....
unfortunatelly,
it's a lot of good talk, but very little WALK.
NEW IDEAS make money on the net,
not studies of old tricks and board readings.

COME UP WITH A NEW IDEA,
like Spanker did with cj
like Hun did with TGP,
and you'll make fortunes from scratch and if you don't....
than keep on talking about "high matters and divine interventions"
:)

mika 02-14-2002 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


NEW IDEAS make money on the net,

:)

Yep. I made 10k or so by starting to use a description PAMELA A SUCKING 20 INCH MONSTER COCKS

Not much but what did I invent? A few fucking words...

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
Serge, some "enlightment" for you
http://www.12clicks.com

hehe

Soul Rebel,
I got more info from this:
http://www.ronholliday.com/
:)

Evil Chris 02-14-2002 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Grimm

If ive learned anything in my years of selling traffic, who cares about shaviing, the bottom line is all that matters. If your bottom line isnt meeting your expectations, find a way to increase your counts, or find another sponsor that shaves in a more complimentary way. People have been fooled into the myth of quality traffic. It isnt quality that gets you there, it is volume. Find a volume that is tolerable to your sponsors, they will shave accordingly, and you can all break bread and drink vodka when you see each other:)

Sure Grimm.... go ahead and rip me off! Take away money that would much rather go against the principal on my mortgage!

Then let's party!
Dude, I agree with you on the volume thing, but the rest? Are you writing this from Mardi Gras? Have another daquiri! :glugglug

Gary 02-14-2002 07:09 AM

I invented the hitbot, made 8 bucks. Should have made 3.4 million, but those damn sponsors dont pay.

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika


Yep. I made 10k or so by starting to use a description PAMELA A SUCKING 20 INCH MONSTER COCKS

Not much but what did I invent? A few fucking words...

hahahah, Mika, I remember them!
:)

really glad to see your face around!

mika 02-14-2002 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


hahahah, Mika, I remember them!
:)


yeah. Then everyone started using something similar.
So I came up with
40PLUS LADIES SUCKING YOUNG COCKS
Did that convert or not?

I cant come up with anything legal anymore :helpme

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika


yeah. Then everyone started using something similar.
So I came up with
40PLUS LADIES SUCKING YOUNG COCKS
Did that convert or not?

I cant come up with anything legal anymore :helpme

how about:
1) Man raped by a Dolphin in Costa Rica!

2) Hooker gets arrested for FREE blow jobs near White House!

you can extrapolate from here...
:)

mika 02-14-2002 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

you can extrapolate from here...
:)

Already did. I got an awesome idea.. Damn it..
Thanks !
Now gotta think where to use it..

^R3K^ 02-14-2002 07:48 AM

Dolphin gets arrested for raping a man for FREE near white house!!!

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^
Dolphin gets arrested for raping a man for FREE near white house!!!
hahahah,
there si no limits to creativity!
:)

http://vcard.purve.com/images/upload...-14-073314.jpg

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mika


Already did. I got an awesome idea.. Damn it..
Thanks !
Now gotta think where to use it..

Mika, I have another idea for you:
here is the court ruling making use of copyrighted thumbs LEGAL for anybody:
http://www.newsbytes.com/news/02/174326.html

make thumb of anything you feel like it and point to anything you feel like it except...the copyrighted materials

court says it's OK to point thumb of celebrity to any top list you want.

how do you like THAT idea??
:)

Theo 02-14-2002 11:42 AM

i think they had in mind:
http://images.google.com
http://www.altavista.com/sites/search/simage

when they took the decision :)

mika 02-14-2002 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
i think they had in mind:
http://images.google.com
http://www.altavista.com/sites/search/simage

when they took the decision :)

yea hahaha and if I put them on a pornsite I face million dollar lawsuit.. yeah right..

Thanks Serge, I was already aware of that decision.

Kimmykim 02-14-2002 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
I invented the hitbot, made 8 bucks. Should have made 3.4 million, but those damn sponsors dont pay.
That's my Gary.

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


That's my Gary.

yeah, I noticed that...you carry him from board to board
;-)

Anthony_Whitcon 02-14-2002 12:26 PM

When I ran a CJ site...

Iused to ask questions:

Are you a moron?

Yes No

Surfers would go back and click both.

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_Whitcon
When I ran a CJ site...

Iused to ask questions:

Are you a moron?

Yes No

Surfers would go back and click both.

Lucky you, Anthony!
;_))

Look what I found!!!

I've been copyrighted by VIVID !!!!
Holy shit, what does it mean????
http://www.vividvision.com/paper/serge.jpg

GregP 02-14-2002 12:33 PM

IMHO the biggest shavers are fantasyman's programs ( unless the sites just convert like shit).

TheFLY 02-14-2002 01:18 PM

TheFLY's Shaving Rules:

Assume: Everyone shaves.

#Pop = popularity of paysite owner
#Shave = mach3 index
#Convert = profitability of paysite
#Friend = how well do you know them

Friend = Years_Known + Shared_Drinks + Wives_Traded + (Your_Income - Friend_Income);

Honesty_Constant = Pop * Shave;

Payout = Clicks * Friend * Convert / Honesty_Constant;

SykkBoy 02-14-2002 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
I invented the hitbot, made 8 bucks. Should have made 3.4 million, but those damn sponsors dont pay.
you gotta try hitbotbucks then...we pay you in Monopoly money but we don't shave*


*we may, at our own discretion redirect your chinese hitbot traffic

fantasyman 02-14-2002 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


Sykk,
I'd like to correct you somewhat and in historical sequence,
based upon not income, but contributions

1) Persian Kitty 1995

2) Al Hadhazy (Webpower) 1996

3) Joe Holler -genios! 1996
3A) Robin Nixon -1997

4) Ron Levi (FantasyMan) 1996

5) Mario Carmona/Brina Shuster Xpics 1996

6) David Toine (Python Video) 1996

7)Bill Parody Sr. ATS - first portal CC/Checks processor 1996

8) DMR - first 3rd party processor 1996

9) Deb of the Web - first mega Amateur Site 1995

10) RB (MaxCash) - first sucessful pay per sign up model 1996

I cna probaly go for Top 100 if we continue into 1997, 1998
:-)

Serge - just a little adjustment to your timeline - this id from Click-Cash's FAQ which I found on the http://wayback.com site

"Q How long has Click-Ca$hTM been around? What about similar services? And how much is your total payout?
A Click-Ca$h began life on September 1, 1996. More than 6,000 webmasters who participate have posted banners, and total payout to webmasters averages $25,000 to $40,000 per week. At the date of this writing (July 3, 1997), Click-Ca$h has been in operation for nearly one year and has already paid out more than one million dollars. Click-Ca$h's sponsor, WebPower, Inc., has been on the web since mid-1995, and has been involved in the design and operation of huge commercial adult web sites like Amateur Hardcore and The Hardcore Channels.

What about similar services? Most were modeled after our original Click-Ca$h, and some have even been so bold as to copy all of our HTML and copyright it as their own! Some are good, some pay reliably, others are not so good, and some fail to pay reliably. And still others have a nasty habit of "changing the rules" every few weeks or so. Among our many imitators are "ClickBucks", "BannerBucks", "CashLinks" and "WebSplash". But make no mistake -- there's only one rock-solid program on the market that dependably pays big bucks to you week after week after week -- and that's Click-Ca$h. (If you're thinking of trying out some of these other programs, we recommend the innovative Cyberotica, as they have been around the longest -- even longer than Click-Ca$h -- and have a good reputation, particularly for paying out giant sums of money on a timely basis.) "

You can view the entire page at
http://web.archive.org/web/199801091...er.com/faq.htm

peace out!

Serge_Oprano 02-14-2002 07:16 PM

(If you're thinking of trying out some of these other programs, we recommend the innovative Cyberotica, as they have been around the longest -- even longer than Click-Ca$h -- and have a good reputation, particularly for paying out giant sums of money on a timely basis.) "
***********************************

FM,
we both know the reason WHY Al Hadhazy put it up,
your threat of suing him and one thing about Al Hadhazy of those days-
he didn't come from Audio Text and high prized lawyers were not on his mind at that time.
He had COMPUTER PROGRAMMING background, and you know how intimidating you can be,
we BOTH know it. (remember Pilgrim?)
:)

I have e-mail in my NJ house from Al describing the whole thing in all details.

When I asked him
Al, today, when you make 20 mils a month and only scared of God and US Government,
why don't you stick to the claim of your being first?

he answered:
Serge, yes, we were first, but it was Ron Levi who brought it to the max and made things with it we couldn't.

No boards, no witnesses, nobody hold gun to his head,
but MAN acknowledged YOUR better marketting skills with webmasters.

We spoke numerous times on the subject,
and us, oldtimers, all remember the time line and the way it really happened, including your e-mail about "sabateur" in your midst who curcumvented, as you claimed, your launch ahead of Al by 4 weeks.

Sorry, my old friend and nemesis, but...
I ONLY drink from the river called TRUTH and
"that's my story and I'm sticking to it"

fantasyman 02-14-2002 09:34 PM

OK Serge you're so truthful - we should all believe you over what AL posted on his own site in public.

But I guess when you start a thread like this, with you being the BIGGEST shaver of all, we should believe everything you say.

spin, spin, spin

Gary 02-14-2002 09:57 PM

Sa what you will about Serge, but he alwasy has something interesting to say.

^R3K^ 02-14-2002 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Sa what you will about Serge, but he alwasy has something interesting to say.
true.. even if he has to fabricate it :winkwink:

Gary 02-14-2002 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^


true.. even if he has to fabricate it :winkwink:

Well, an argument can be made that he's more honest than most cause he has nothing to loose.

No???

PlanetContent 02-15-2002 02:50 AM

Originally posted by ^R3K^-

"i dont care to get into ANY pissing match with YOU.. lol.."


Awwww com'n R3K! You can't let an old man like Serge scare you - he's all talk man - all fugg'n talk.

Hey Serge---> :thefinger



Dean*

Serge_Oprano 02-15-2002 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fantasyman
OK Serge you're so truthful - we should all believe you over what AL posted on his own site in public.

But I guess when you start a thread like this, with you being the BIGGEST shaver of all, we should believe everything you say.

spin, spin, spin

FM, darling,
there is a way to settle this thing ONCE and for all.
I'm willing to put $10,000,000 in escrow acount and you will do the same.

If you provide written testemony of Al Hadhazy that what he put on that site under duress is TRUE-
you walk away with $10,000,000 for a piece of paper,
I'm giving you 30 days to obtain it.

we are BOTH legendary SHAVERS, why anybody would believe us over Al Hadhazy?

The ball is in your court now.

Serge_Oprano 02-15-2002 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary


Well, an argument can be made that he's more honest than most cause he has nothing to loose.

No???

Nothing to lose???

I just put $10,000,000 CASH on the line, I wouldn't call it exactly NOTHING,
and I am serious as a heart attack.

^R3K^ 02-15-2002 03:20 AM

you have mail serge.. :winkwink:

Serge_Oprano 02-15-2002 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^
you have mail serge.. :winkwink:
^R3K^, I'll be delighted to grant you interview,
ask your readers what interests them the most,
and I'll oblige
:)

Theo 02-15-2002 05:12 AM

mafia stories!

^R3K^ 02-15-2002 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


^R3K^, I'll be delighted to grant you interview,
ask your readers what interests them the most,
and I'll oblige
:)

so far your tales about your 17 years with the Chinese government is leading HAHA

Gary 02-15-2002 05:14 AM

I wanna hear about all the people Serge has had killed.

Also ask him if he uses bolt cutters???

Serge_Oprano 02-15-2002 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
I wanna hear about all the people Serge has had killed.

Also ask him if he uses bolt cutters???

I don't use BALLS cutters,
the word is mightier than the sword!
:)

Serge_Oprano 02-15-2002 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^


so far your tales about your 17 years with the Chinese government is leading HAHA

who is leaking it?
Dan Siao Pin?

he talks too much
:)

Gary 02-15-2002 05:19 AM

Notice he didnt deny the murders.

LOL

Also, i heard years ago that he keeps his youthful appearance by eating the brains of small children. find out if thats true.

Serge_Oprano 02-15-2002 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
mafia stories!
Soul_Rebel,
do you mean "Aussie PornoMafia"?

never heard of it
:)

SykkBoy 02-15-2002 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary

Also, i heard years ago that he keeps his youthful appearance by eating the brains of small children. find out if thats true.

no no no Gary, that would be me...

Serge_Oprano 02-15-2002 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary
Notice he didnt deny the murders.

LOL

Also, i heard years ago that he keeps his youthful appearance by eating the brains of small children. find out if thats true.

brains????
small children have no brains! and it's evident even in this thread
:)

SykkBoy 02-15-2002 05:23 AM

I should clarify...I don't do the brain thing anymore...ya see what I thought was the voice of Satan commanding me was in fact my friends playing a practical joke on me and forgetting to let me in on the joke....

Gary 02-15-2002 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I should clarify...I don't do the brain thing anymore...ya see what I thought was the voice of Satan commanding me was in fact my friends playing a practical joke on me and forgetting to let me in on the joke....
Sucks when that happens. :)

SykkBoy 02-15-2002 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary


Sucks when that happens. :)

yeah, boy was my face red....



...and people wonder why I don't do drugs ;)))

Serge_Oprano 02-15-2002 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2


yeah, boy was my face red....



...and people wonder why I don't do drugs ;)))

Good for you, Sykk,
drugs and marijuanna has adverse effect on one's memory
:)

whoops,
time for my VitaminE pill
:)

Theo 02-15-2002 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


Soul_Rebel,
do you mean "Aussie PornoMafia"?

never heard of it
:)

really? the whole Australia hungs on your board :)


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